Monday, September 22, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 10, 2014

This D list celebrity who would be a nobody on no list f not married to this A list actor has gone through multiple nannies and maids over the past few months and is apparently a tyrant who screams much more often than she talks. The agency she uses says two people quit before lunch on their first day and multiple people have not gone back after the first day.

Hilaria Baldwin

30 comments:

Unknown said...

Her and Alec really are a match made in hell.

WritergirlinLA said...

Hilarious!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Way to go @StewMcG!!! They sound like a perfect match. Her namaste ass is a big ol fraud!

Please can we get a reveal of someone who doesn't have Dlist in their qualifier? Thanks! :)

HiHat said...

I guess she has to unload on someone after Alex unloads on her. So much for gaining peace of mind through yoga...

Unknown said...

I'd like some Helen Mirren reveals!

MISCH said...

I see Alec in the street all the time, and feel sorry for him. He looks like an old man and can barely walk.

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

She is not D list! Haven't you seen the hilaria-ously uncomfortable Jack Donnoughy doing a prenatal yoga DVD?! Best-seller!

Unknown said...

...feel bad for their poor kid.

Lynda kiss said...

I wish that bitch would yoga pose of a bridge.

ladybaus said...

People like Helen Mirren don't often have many blinds written about them because they don't go around acting like animals!

Essie said...

I thought she was all YOGA-chill. If she yells at the servants, she must be from the lower class. The elite are taught to be kind to the people who work for you. Hilarious must have been raised by wolves. Poor Alec.

Unknown said...

Apparently, she doesn't live the yoga life. Doesn't sound very centered does she.

Penelope said...

@ Dennis Ailor LOL

She's the fame-whoreiest of them all, though Ireland ain't exactly a shrinking violet.

Sherry said...

I can tell you I grew up poor and would NEVER yell at anyone working for me. She's just a nasty piece of work. She really tricked Alec and had nothing but fame on her mind when she spotted him.

Unknown said...

@Essie

LOL

Unknown said...

A love match made in heaven.

Or is that hell?

Whatever - they're perfect for each other.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Here ya go @ducky: Hopefully this will hold you over for a while ;)

Dena said...

I wonder if she bitches out the help while her ankles are behind her ears?

WritergirlinLA said...

I was raised to be kind to the help. Doesn't make me elite. Just makes me a kind, decent and moral person. But I think some people's idea of being elite is to look down on the help and treat them like scum. She's a horrible person if she in fact does this. She practices yoga. One day, Karma is going to be a bitch right back!

Unknown said...

That Will definitely hold me over!

shakey said...

Guess her name doesn't suit her.

Count Jerkula said...

Alec really needs to give her a few smacks. Between acting like a cunt to staff, tipping off paps and the constant attention whoring, I feel he would be well within his rights to take her on a vacation, lump her up the first night and keep her in the hotel room until she healed.

auntliddy said...

I thought she was all Zen with the yoga and all. Huh.

Unknown said...

Does she scream at Alec or just when he's not there?

I have new neighbors in the condo next door. She's a nightmare. About 5'4" with bleached blonde hair and a spray tan and too much makeup and a horsey face. He seems nice except he's all bald and metrosexual and wears too much cologne and shines his head and orders protein body building powder by the case and is all muscle-bound.

Still, he was nice to my dog and she's a beyotch. My dog was startled in the hallway one day when they appeared at the top of the stairs and gave one bark and she shrieked and said "THAT DOG IS CRAZY" and hid behind her boyfriend.

Anyway she started slamming their door. I know it's she because of the female voice (she's always screaming into her cell phone when she comes and goes) and also the 6" high heels she wears on hardwood floors.

I wrote a nice note. It kept happening.

Then one day? OMG all day every day, she must have been putting some muscle into it because the BUILDING shook every time she shut the door.

I finally went over and knocked on the door that evening and he opened it and was in total denial, all "we're doing the best we can" ... I'm standing there sputtering because the door has been SLAMMING all day and how is that the best they can?

Then he shuts the door in my face.

Then I realize something - she only does it when he's not there. So he thinks I'm a crazy paranoid next door neighbor.

Absolutely brilliant on her part.

Anyway she stopped - most of the time. She occasionally slams it when he's not there.

Alexa Rose said...

@Prunella, ugh, neighbors like that are the worst. Put some dog poop right outside their door when you know she's gonna step in it. Common courtesy such as taking your shoes off and not slamming the door isn't so hard to manage.

Anyway, I DESPISE Hilaria. Every time I see one of her lame ass yoga poses I want to punch her. I am not usually violent. I will laugh when things go South with Alec. Still can't figure out how a man goes from a total knock out like Kim Basinger to a knock off like Hilarious.

Unknown said...

@Alexa thanks but it needs to be something that can't be traced back to me!

Every time I go into the main garage to put something in the recycling bin and I see their silver mercedes convertible with the top down .... but nah, again, only residents have access, besides I wouldn't want to hurt a pretty car!



Sunshine said...

You know, some douchebag said the he would leave the US if President Obama was reelected. So I cast my vote for Obama and guess what? That douchebag Baldwin never leaves. I suppose his words mean nothing. Baldwin, you are a douchebag.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

She's low rent and always wool be.

Red said...

@Lady Heisenberg - was that from the late '60s movie she did with james Mason? He was a grouchy artist, on some island. Mirren was the flirty, hippie-ish girl?

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