Elton John Party
The first thing you have to remember is that our correspondent was drinking. She started off slowly, but remember this was a very long night with lots of time for drinking and she really has never been shy about drinking. Oh, and the other thing is I tried to edit the notes so all three reports would look somewhat consistent. Remember it is from the POV of a woman.
News and notes from the Elton John party.
Hey, SMG where is Freddie? She really knows how to give that fake smile out. If you ever want to have fun, you need to invite Bai Ling. BUT, do not invite your boyfriend, and hide your toys because she will find both. I wasn't going to say anything about Simon Cowell, but he is looking heavy. He looked bloated to me. Has James Blunt ever shaved? I heard he got injured in a car accident but he looked fine. Not fine like I wanted to do him fine, but fine as he did not look hurt. I finally meet Posh Spice and she is wearing a bra. She was polite in a God Save the Queen kind of way. Hmmm. I thought that person was sober (blind item later) I know he is a rock star, but don't you think Kid Rock could have worn something other than jeans, and if you are going to smoke this and that, change your clothes often. Is Macy Gray really a man? Do you think Maria Menounos would sleep with Diddy if she thought it would move her up in the world? Patty Hearst did not look very happy when I told her that I thought her daughter looked hot in those naked photos. Hasn't Cheryl Teigs read Vinny Gallo's website? Maybe she has and that is what she wants. Shudder. Everyone kept wanting to touch Eric McCormack's porn star mustache. Best Dressed - Elton John of course. I want to get invited back next year.
11 comments:
Posh WAS wearing a bra??? Didn't look like it in some of the pix I saw. Hmmm
Is it wrong to want Maria Menounos to get hit in the face with a stray frying pan or cement road divider?
Nothing complicated, just stand her in the right spot and see what falls on her.
Is that so wrong?
TMZ says that Blunt "ran over the leg of an autograph seeker on Friday night" and "The oblivious crooner reportedly didn't stop to check on the injured fan". Dumbass.
What does this woman do to get invited to Elton Kohn's party? Just curious.
Cyn
I know it's Tara Ried! Confirm it ENT!
Does anyone recall Maria Menounos at the Golden Globes? She was a reporter and very insulting to the winners. I think if she could haved shoved people out of the way to get more camera time she would have. Pantene commercials do NOT make you the bomb, girl.
Cyn
Maria Menounos is getting more and more uglier by the day.
MM = Total C bomb.
EL, who's she shtupping to be where she is?
She must be, as way too many people hate her.
Juju
yeah im not a mm fan either, but hey look at it this way she will hit thirty and the wrinkles and lack of talent will show
They're already screaming. I wish she'd just disappear.
Juju
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