Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Jamie Foxx on the set of his new film. The premise is he is a homeless musical genius.
Homeless until Robert Downey Jr. finds him and begins to help.
You know that I love Heather Graham, but this outfit just says whoever gives me the best offer goes home with me tonight. And is that pose her version of sexy?
Practicing for later. I know I know. The ban. But come on. I didn't say her name and how can you possibly just ignore this photo? You can't. It's priceless.
I think Amy Winehouse looks great, BUT I also think she needs to go spend the next month in that rehab and not leave all the time. No one actually stays in rehab anymore. It is distressing and I think results in more return visits which of course could be the reason rehab places do it this way.
Joe Cocker - Sydney
I am going to take a shot in the dark and guess that Christina Aguilera might be breastfeeding her child. Just a guess. Nothing to base it on. Just a supposition if you will.
The dress is too long. I can't see the knee pads.
I was going to make Counting Crows another music photo, but the thing is I have a rule. No snarkiness on the music photos. Even if you hate them or what they are wearing you just leave it alone and find the very best possible photo of the performance. I just couldn't do it with this photo. Adam Duritz is a guy who slept with Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox in the same week at the height of their fame. He is the poster child for what is wrong with pot brownies and late night snacking.
So, pretend you don't know who the Hitler Youth are in this photo. If you just saw this photo and didn't know anything about either one of them you would think the guy on the left is the gay friend to the girl. Or the gay brother. Sure, I could see that. Gay cousin. Maybe. Stretching it a little now.
I mean sure the old guy is digging dating Salma Hayek, but she doesn't look too thrilled. She also looks like she wants to wear those tight clothes too soon. I feel like my clothes are too tight when I look at her.
Can you make money selling umbrellas? Seriously, it sounds kind of like a big no to me. Living in LA, I never carry an umbrella. When it rains I get wet. When I am in NY, I don't carry an umbrella. When it rains there is a guy on the street every block selling umbrellas for $5. I haven't checked, but I'm guessing Rihanna's umbrellas are going for over $100 at least. That just seems like a big waste. I think Macy's made a really bad decision. Some guy heard the song and thought it would be great, but who the hell wants to spend hundreds of dollars on an umbrella?
In case you were wondering what happened to the former Mr. Jimmy Choo. Actually I think Mr. Mellon has started a line of clothes with his new girlfriend here Noel Reno.
Jordin Sparks should be grateful the Super Bowl was on Fox or she would have completely left the public eye. Now if she can just hang on until American Idol brings her on to sing than maybe she can make it to 16 or 17 minutes.

25 comments:

mooshki said...

Sorry Ent, but if I saw that photo and didn't know who they were I'd guess that the guy on the left was a life-sized robot doll.

captivagrl said...

the worst group of random pics

michele said...

winehouse looks, healthy (i can't believe i just typed that!).

littleoleme said...

What ahs happened to this blog? WTF are those two blonde douchebags doing on here? Is the blog being run by a 12 year old girl today?

YahMoBThere said...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz............

Unknown said...

Not that I'm a big fan, but for the record, Jordin Sparks is charting better than the last few "name" contestants on American Idol other than Kelly and Carrie.

Her new single is really rolling on radio right now. A duet with Chris Brown. Just saying... give some credit when do. A lesser opening week is fine if the album has longevity... that's what's banking now with sales down.

Amy does look great though. God bless her.

And seriously, Adam Duritz looks like someone who could give you a yeast infection.

Anonymous said...

I think it's a hilarious grouping of photos, because the person who looks the best out of all of them is Amy Winehouse. That alone was worth it.

And maybe I have weird taste, but Spencer is sometimes attractive. And very gay. Very, very, very gay.

jax said...

i'm not complain about someone else trying to entertain my ass while i pretend to work all day...Adam is the poster boy for bad music from the 90's. Well him and Hootie.

Tracee said...

Awwww, yeah. Suck it Joe. Take it all in, like a real man.

Spencer is soo gay for Brody. I couldn't believe his tantrum. (Oh, no I just admitted to watching the Hills. Where's a short bridge? I need to take a long walk.)

lyz said...

I hate it when blogs are hijacked...but Perez Hilton's site says that BS is out of the hospital....huh?

Burgundee said...

Ent, I don't get your thing for Heather Graham. I mean seriously, that's alot of head. And not the good kind.

mooshki said...

"i'm not complaining about someone else trying to entertain my ass while i pretend to work all day..."

Jax, you just gave me my new life philosophy.

GammaGirl said...

I'm sick of the AI alums. It's time for that show to go on hiatus and come back 10 years from now.
Really.

Also, X-tina seems awfully proud to display those ta tas. dirrrrty!

Reese said...

Heather's outfit might have been a wardrobe reject from Boogie NIghts that she managed to hang on to.

I didn't think it was possible for Amy Winehouse to look that good. Refreshing, and it does give one hope that she might actually get herself together and still be alive in five years from now.

I'd love a ban on Speidi; they started off as repugnant and useless and have deteriorated at a staggering pace ever since. (Want some company on that short bridge, Tracee?)

Anonymous said...

Ent, what you said about Parasite was funny. But look at the guy next to her he sure has a big grin on his face LOLOL.

Wonder what he is thinking LOL.

r said...

Re picture of Paris: "It's priceless."
Priceless...Princess....
kinda close, huh?

Tracee said...

Reese, misery always LOVES company. :)

Production Girl said...

Blogger Sylvia said...

Ent, what you said about Parasite was funny. But look at the guy next to her he sure has a big grin on his face LOLOL.

Wonder what he is thinking LOL.


I was thinking the exact same thing, haha.

on CA and SH:
oh yeah, I remember those breast-feeding days. *shudder*

WOW! can't believe Amy W. looks that good. I agree with you there regarding rehab, ENT.

trashtalker said...

I looked it up: "Rihanna Umbrellas are set to retail exclusively at Macy's this spring, with prices ranging for $20 for a single-colored umbrella to $50 for a two-toned canopy style."

Not $100, but I don't even want to spend $20 on an umbrella. And certainly not one that makes me think of that song. .... Awww, dammit!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Winehouse looks great, but poor Jamie Foxx looks like a worried raisin!

Unknown said...

loove robert downey jr., thanks ent. amy needs to stop visiting blake, and get busy with another guy.

Jerry said...

Adam Duritz is a guy who slept with Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox in the same week at the height of their fame. He is the poster child for what is wrong with pot brownies and late night snacking.

If all it took was pot brownies to get CC & JA at the height of their fame then I would have been all over the Food Network for some serious recipes. And you would have too, Ent. Don't deny it.

X-tina seems awfully proud to display those ta tas.

She should - they were damned expensive. I also cut Xtina serious slack for marrying Jordan Bratman. Gives us normal looking guys hope for the future.

Amy said...

You know that I love Heather Graham, but this outfit just says whoever gives me the best offer goes home with me tonight

You say that like it's a bad thing...

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