Monday, June 08, 2009

David Carradine Killed By Secret Society


I don't understand why David Carradine's family is going through all of this. Mark Geragos, the lawyer who also represents Chris Brown was hired by the Carradine family to go around spinning the cause of David's death. Well, he got on Larry King and is now claiming that David was killed because the 72 year old man was investigating for trying to expose secret Kung Fu underworld groups and was getting close to discovering something.

Apparently the groups were so outraged that he was going to expose him that they assassinated him. Uh huh. Whenever I watch ninja movies this is the way they always kill the true enemies. The fight scenes are fake and they don't really use kung fu to kill people. Nope. What they do is tie them up in a closet and hang them. See the reason you never see that method of killing in the movies is because it is a secret. Seriously. And you can find clues to how they do it in the floor of the Louvre. Yep.

This is getting out of hand. Not only is it making a mockery of David's life but they are also saying that the government of Thailand doesn't know what it is doing. The family wants the FBI to get involved. The only thing that will do is make it a federal agency who agrees with what is already known. I love how they are going to hire their own doctor to do a separate autopsy. I can already tell you what he will say. He will say that the cause of death is suspicious or some kind of nonsense like that. He is getting paid by people who want him to say that so he will. He won't come out and say it is murder because it most likely isn't. Instead he will make the family happy and cause conspiracy theorists to wonder for years if he was killed by Chinese Triads.

I say let the man rest in peace.

33 comments:

Ms Cool said...

Just when I thought it couldn't be humiliating enough, more news comes out about the manner he was found. This is a sad, bizarre story and I know that I will have to sell my David Carradine Tai Chi videos because I won't be able to get the heeby death image out of my mind.

captivagrl said...

does this have anything to do with collecting on an insurance policy?

Karmen said...

I don't see why they can't respect him and not bring so much attention to his death. And I love how you gave me another reason to hate Chris Brown's lawyer. What a schmuck.

ardleighstreet said...

So now they are trying to spin David's death into the Bruce Lee myth? Give me a freaking break!

mikey said...

I think they are having a lot of trouble coming to terms with the manner of his death. That said, enough is enough. Bringing in the FBI isn't going to change anything. They are embarassed for him, and for themselves.

Maja With a J said...

Ridiculous. Let the man rest in peace.

jax said...

good lord if my gramps were found in such a manner i would hope for anyhting to have occurred than think of him in that light. no one wants to know their 72 year old pepaw like to get jiggy with it.

Anonymous said...

How did Geragos become a lawyer with this stupid excuse he is coming up with about Ninjas that is so ridiculous.

I am pretty sure that Carradine had his kinky side but if he did die because of this than they should just keep it quiet. All this is going to do is make him look weird as the rest of hollywood is.

Smoking Gun also has that the ex-wife accuse him of devious sex and having sex with a very close relative which Carradine and the relative did not deny.

lutefisk said...

I would think the family would want to keep it quiet & hope the story goes away, but maybe captivagirl is on to something as far as an insurance policy goes....

Dasha said...

I love how they want to waste FBI resources to investigate this. Please. We know that the family is embarrassed but accept how he died and move on. The FBI has more important things to do.

califblondy said...

Mark Geragos makes me sick.

Anonymous said...

Murdered by a secret society of genital binders. At least, that ensure that no other genital binders will ever defy the Brotherhood.

Sheesh.

jax said...

The Secret Society of Freaky Deaky.

nancer said...

i told you guys the other day that tying up your hands is part of the whole ritual--it's pretty common.

i'm sorry his family's having such a hard time with this, but if it weren't for them---and getting geragos involved isn't helping---this story WOULD die.

the guy was a character, he'll be remembered for some good parts and he went out at 72 doing something kinky. what's so horrible about that?

jax said...

nancer, i think its only horrible if you were a family member. it's just not the way you want to remeber an elderly relative.

eg. my mom found some very intimate objects in her great aunts apartment when they went to clean it out. you'd rather not know.

Lady J said...

From what I understand the family got the FBI involved because pictures of David hanging in the closet were released online or in a newspaper. Allegedly he was wearing a wig and stockings. The pictures were grainy so don't know how true it is. The pictures have been taken down because the family has threatened to sue anyone who shows these pictures.

emailchallenged said...

the man died doing something that he loved (jerking off), what's wrong with that

nancer said...

jax, i get that, but getting geragos and the FBI involved isn't going to do anything but make them more embarrassed because now the story has real legs. i think his family knows he was a kinkster. i doubt seriously they can prove this was anything other than what it appears to be so why do all this? just bury the old fart and be done with it.
shit, everyone's entitled to a few secrets, aren't they?

jax said...

totally agreed.

personally i'd like to see Allred and Geragos in a cage match, with Nancy Grace as the ref.

"I said not below the belt,FRIEND!"

Beatitude Sputnik said...

PLease. Making a mockery of his life? WTF are you talking about? This story is a legendary end to an awesome life. I literally could not think of a more awesome way to go out than this. Whether the rumors are true or not is insignificant.

Dick Insideu said...

I agree. Let's remember David as he would have wanted us to remember him - with a rope around his neck in a closet slamming the Buick door.

Dick Insideu said...

Can you collect on life insurance if you die while jerking off?

gay tallywacker said...

Oh Winston - still laughing, can`t catch my breath!

Binky Melnik said...

@Winston, @Max Gosoaus: You're killing me here! I love it! It's the cherry on top of this insane pie! Had the family let this go, they'd have been embarrassed for a day that their dad/brother/uncle/grandad had a kink, but nope! Instead, they keep dragging out one wacky idea after another so that we're FORCED to imagine, with each new story, their dad/brother/uncle/grandad jerking off in a closet! They couldn't let it go so that we'd forget! No, sir! Keep making us think about him pulling on his shriveled dick over and over and over again! Especially after we've seen the photo! Thanks, Carradine family, for making sure that THIS is how we remember Grasshopper!

Well, at least you've helped along the way, Winston and Max Gosoaus; keep it up so we can laugh through the pain!

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monalisa999 said...

Michael Hutcheons from INXS died the same way, only inside the bathroom. They were both hung as heretics, for trying to break away from masonry. I doubt David would put that much effort in trying to uncover anything, and I agree that his family really needs a break. May David rest in peace and God bless him. People can believe what they want, and the cover-up will be successful, but all is revealed in the end.

Judi said...

If his family only knew what the public really thinks - that this man deserves a better family.
And the Thai govt has already refused the FBI's assistance.

Lisa (not original) said...

Amen to that, Judi. How'd such a cool dude come from a family of prude pilgrims?

My guess is they are trying to kill the AEA story, so that the rest of the kink that's spewing across the web will be less believable. Evidently, they were well aware of his hobbies.

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Pat R said...

so many Kung Fu fans (such as myself) wanted to grow up to be like David Carradine

nancer said...

today i read a touching anecdote from his third wife about the time she had guests coming for dinner, but david was too busy jerking it in the basement while tied up to come up and join them.
maybe they could make a nice scrapbook and have each wife submit a little story like that so they could enjoy the memories over and over.

seriously, whoever said he deserved a better family is dead on.

slappywhyte said...

it looked like in the picture he was wearing a wig and fishnets ... my guess is perhaps a prostitution visit went wrong, and they fled the scene ... or he was doing it alone

GoddessNow said...

Peace...Grasshopper

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