Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Gerard Butler Will Have Sex With Anyone - Kelly Bensimon Included


I know many of you think Gerard Butler is the sexiest thing since the Speedo, but I wonder if there is a certain tipping point where your choices of who you are willing to be with kind of pushes you off the sexy ladder and puts you on the Scott Baio/Wilmer Valderrama ladder instead. In his latest attempt to prove that he can get any D lister, The NY Daily News says that Gerard spent much of a recent party getting close to Kelly Bensimon of Housewives NY. At one point, Gerard went to go speak to Dan Abrams and left Kelly alone.

According to a source Kelly said, “I don’t want Dan to say anything bad about me to Gerard!” Umm, and what does Dan know about you that is so bad Kelly? I think she thinks there might be a chance for a future. I think Gerard probably has something else in mind instead.

Later in the night Kelly apparently had to leave before Gerard, but he was heard talking to her on the phone and asking where she went and where she was at that moment. So, do they make a good couple? Does Gerard sleep with anything that walks? Do they necessarily have to walk for him to sleep with them? Forget about keeping any kind of secret with Kelly. If she had sex with Gerard Butler you can rest assure that she called Bethenny immediately after. She will mention it in every episode of the next season and remind everyone how she and Gerard are close. The fact that he never called her again would be irrelevant.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is probably the only picture of Gerard that really gets me going.

It's a shame he's a horndog and has bad taste.

MontanaMarriott said...

I USED to love GB until I found out he will sleep with ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING according to a dear friend in the sex business who slept with him.

cajun cutie said...

So Enty what you are saying is...


there is a chance for me?

sunnyside1213 said...

He is going to wake up fat and 50 with no prospects. Men. Can't shoot them. an't hang them in the garage.

whole lotto luv said...

"...but I wonder if there is a certain tipping point where your choices of who you are willing to be with kind of pushes you off the sexy ladder and puts you on the Scott Baio/Wilmer Valderrama ladder instead."

Anyone who has slept with Lindsay, Valtrex Hotelheiress, or Madonna is automatically unsexy in my book.

mooshki said...

Gee, thanks, Enty. I'm a single gal, darnit, I need to have someone to fantasize about, and you keep narrowing the field! Sigh...

CDAN Mod said...

he is sexy. right now.

David D. said...

I too find him embarrassingly sexy (when you say 'anything', Montana, do you mean ANYTHING? I ask hopefully), but it is important to remember the old adage: when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with every person they've ever had sex with.

CDAN Mod said...

"when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with every person they've ever had sex with."

too true.

RocketQueen said...

I think we need to throw Adam Levine and the Piven onto that list.

I only recently saw Tomb Raider (maybe the second one?) for the first time and Butler was in it. And now...I understand. He's hot.

laura381 said...

Eh, he might be fun for an hour, but Gerry's just exercise. He's a shamefuck.

Babs said...

Since it's fantasy land, and will never really happen in this or any other lifetime -

WHERE DOES THE EFFING LINE START?

jax said...

he has got to be a sex addict. no other excuse for some of the nasties he's chosen to get with.

Sinjin said...

laura381; "Eh, he might be fun for an hour, but Gerry's just exercise."

Too true! That's the way he treats women, he may as well get treated the same way. Don't think he'll mind though. ;-)

Cheryl said...

Ick, nast.

Kristen S. said...
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Kristen S. said...

Enty, dude, I don't want to marry the guy! That's the only reason I could see to be bothered by the notches on his bedpost. But he would have to use a condom if I got him in the sack. Like laura said - shamefuck. Totally.

ItsJustMe said...

Eh, not my cup of tea. I think I'm one of the few people who doesn't think he's sexy. At all. Not even in 300 when he was half naked the whole time.

Ayesha said...

Meh.

And Kelly Bensimon should run in traffic more often. Then, perhaps a taxi will take care of her and I won't have to see her or her ugly boobs again. *ptuui*

Lolita Breckenridge said...

He's on my permament five list. This broke my heart. The only consolation I have is that he is a complete whore and has already moved on from her.

K said...

Jax - he admits he has an obsessive nature.

But meh, I don't think he taps nearly as many women as people think he does - and he does nothing to stop them thinking that way either!

Priscila said...

well....i remmember when he was in Brazil, i think it was for the 300 movie

and he hooked up with a famous brazilian presenter. She has been on television forever, and no one knows her age...by all accounts she is 60 or so but she looks like 48!! heheh

well, she said that her secret is to eat just once a day and take 40 different herbal pills!!

i like him, i was a slut before getting married so i say it is better to enjoy the freedom than to cheat on his wife after...

Priscila said...

i meant tv host
.... what the fuck is a presenter? that word exists??

i am getting confused because i am lerning german...sorry guys

FrenchGirl said...

so can i have a chance with him?LOL

FrenchGirl said...

it's strange he never try paris Hilton?

MontanaMarriott said...

Let's just say that as long as you are a woman OR LOOK LIKE ONE, JB will not kick you out of bed.

littleoleme said...

laura381 - that was hysterical and so true. I used to be quite ga-ga about this man but who he falls into bed with just makes my skin crawl. Yeesh.

Dick Insideu said...

I'd fuck Kelly Bensimon.

linoge1 said...

This guy shags his way to the top!
And he seems proud on doing it too.
Give the guy a mirror and he can shag himself, since he got the moobs of a woman.

ardleighstreet said...

I use to find him sexy as hell (before 300). Now not so much.

Now he reminds me of the old quote
about laying down with dogs. Except with Gerry it would be:

Lay down with a sleeze wake up with a disease. :(

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Majik said...

Montana, that was the clincher for me. I was willing to sweep past the myriad of women, but if he's playing house with trannies, that's my unsexy limit.

Bah...he was so cute in Reign of Fire, too. *sigh*

Anyone ruins Dominic Purcell for me and I think I might go mad.

nancer said...

i don't find guys who will fuck anything attractive.

CarpeNoctem said...

If a pyloric sphincter could take on human form, it would look just like Kelly Bensimon

MISCH said...

I SAW AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM, HE WAS ASKED WHAT HE LOOKED FOR IN A WOMAN...HE SAID SHE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE ...DUH !

rachelstargirlrox said...

You know, it should be completely disgusting to me that he'll sleep with anyone...
but instead all it does is give me hope.
He's so gorgey.

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