He Was Just Copying Borat & John Mayer
So, in Ohio yesterday this 41 year old guy was arrested and charged with five counts of public indecency for wearing this one piece bathing suit in public and allegedly exposing himelf. He was wearing a bra stuffed with extra swimsuits in the cups. He was also charged with menacing because people felt threatened by him. Well, sure I would feel threatened too. Look at that color on him. It's horrible and he could use a wax.
I'm guessing he is a big fan of Sacha Baron Cohen and can't wait until Bruno opens in theatres.
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the socks and boots finish off the outfit perfectly
that poor cop, you KNOW he got teased big time for picking this guy up.
Dude, you ain't no Borat. You ain't even John Mayer.
well why the double standard?
Borat did it and did not get arrested and no one knew it was a movie, so?!?!
MM, it sounds like he didn't keep everything inside the suit where it belonged.
Fabulous
If nothing fell out, the D.A. is going to have a hard time proving this was illegal. Strange, yes, but illegal?
No matter what, though, I feel sorry for this guy's family. You know they're never going to live this down, and if he has kids, the schoolyard is flying with jeers today.
his mother must be so proud.
Hey, not everybody can pull off a green, one-piece. Good for you buddy. It's going to be hard to tan those legs when you're in the pokey, um, I mean slammer. Never mind.
I've seen much more disturbing sites at public swimming pools and beaches, and the women don't get arrested. He must not have tucked. People felt threatened? what kind of weapon must he have been sporting?
Maybe people felt menaced by the big fashion don't of wearing Timberlands and a vividly green one piece.
Thank God I'm not the only one who looks wretched in a swimsuit this season.
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