Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I'm Confused - Myleene Klass Gets Stuck To A Bed


When I first read this story yesterday I shared it with some people and then for the rest of the day everyone kept coming up with theories as to how this could have occurred. No one could really come up with a great answer, but maybe you can.

The awful co-host of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is Myleene Klass. Well, two nights ago she was in her hotel room and according to The Sun she started spraying herself down with bug spray. At some point the spray on her body or extra spray reacted with the varnish on the hotel bed and Myleene became stuck to the bed. The varnish and bug spray turned into some kind of superglue making it necessary for Myleene to be peeled from the bed slowly.

The article and source are very clear about the being peeled from the bed slowly. Now, presumably she was alone. I say this only because people do not usually liberally apply bug spray to themselves prior to sex unless you are of course dating Paris, Lindsay, Brandon Davis, or Daniel Baldwin. OK, so he is in Costa Rica and that is a cheap shot. She isn't sleeping with him is she? Would she? Anyway, if you get under sheets or blankets, then only your arms would be exposed. At what point do they get stuck to the bed? Everyone kept trying to come up with explanations how you could get stuck to the bed. The only part generally exposed is the headboard so maybe she tied herself to it or was holding on to it. If anyone has any kind of explanation how this could occur I would love to hear it.

18 comments:

whole lotto luv said...

It didn't happen. It's just another made-up story for generating publicity for the show.

empyrios said...

was she sitting upright with her back against the headboard while she sprayed herself?

Paleo Dame said...

I have a friend who, when in Costa Rica (coincidence!) had her legs get stuck to a varnished wooden chair in a restaurant after applying bug spray. She was wearing shorts, but she wasn't stuck THAT badly--she was able to peel herself off the chair without help. But a chair is pretty different from a BED, and Yeah, exactly how did that happen?? Unless she put the spray on her back and was leaning against the headboard? Ridiculous.

Paleo Dame said...

Jynx Empirios!

lmnop123 said...

It's A Lie I Tell You! It's A Lie!


Honestly why would anyone believe anything these people say after the whole Heidi/Spencer getting thrown off the show scam?

Alice D Millionaire said...

Who cares!

Anonymous said...

LOL@nomd

empyrios said...

sure it's probably a lie but who gives a shit?

it's still fun to theorize. that's the whole point.

Sinjin said...

Perhaps the varnish is shitty quality, you know, like stuff from China, and it had a weird chemical reaction with the bug spray.

How do the locals handle it?

jax said...

the locals prob dont use bug spray,just us dumb tourists.

this is hilarious.

Seachica said...

I agree with the first poster. Yet another set-up situation to get publicity for the show. The incident will almost certainly be 95% of the content of tonight's episode, with the other 5% being the celebs sitting around camp reminiscing about Speidi.

I love my reality tv and realize so much of it is manipulated. But this has been so egregious and disgusting that I stopped watching the show and hope everyone else does too. What the producers are doing is insulting.

What saddens me is that I liked Myleene Klaas from her days as a pop singer. She is beautiful and talented, and I hate that she's getting caught up in this mess.

Linnea said...

i had a friend who only slept on the wooden part of the bed - just removed the mattress whenever he came to a new place. maybe she is like that?

audrey said...

I blame Spencer and Heidi.

ardleighstreet said...

It depends on what part of her got stuck to which part of the bed.

To get free do you think she yelled --"I'm a celebrity get me out of here."

Jade, That Girl said...

i gotta get some of this bug spray so i can use it as an excuse to get out work one day.

shakey said...

She failed the challenge. LOL!

I have watched parts of it. The weird part is it's because of Sanjaya.

c17 said...

Costa Rica = HOT

HOT = No/Very Thin Bed Clothes

No/Very Thin Bed Clothes + Bug Spray + Varnish = Sticky Situation

Question? Comments?

Tania said...

Jax,
if the locals don't use bug sprays, it's because they are used to the bugs! But tourists in a bug-infested area are not being dumb if they protect themselves from insects. Malaria is not fun, nor are infected bites, which are a risk in tropical heat. (I've had the second, so far avoided the first).

Topic: if it happened at all, I vote for 'sprayed her back then leaned on the headboard'.

Mylene has always seemed like a nice person to me, it's a pity she's this desperate....

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