Thursday, June 11, 2009

Tony Romo Gives The Most Boring Interview Ever



I don't think Entertainment Tonight will be checking in with Tony Romo anytime soon for another interview. The guy is like an artificial vanilla milkshake. At least if it was real there might be some lumps in the blandness but no such luck here.

ET of course wanted dirt and what they got instead was this. Their dream date is a bite to eat and watching a football game. This was THEIR dream date, not his.

How does Jessica feel about football? "She loves the game. It's exciting for both of us," Romo says. "I've found someone that I get to hang out with and who wants to see our team do well." I have a feeling she will love whatever sport her next boyfriend plays as well.

This thing was more of the same and I can't write anymore about it. Instead I want to show you the funniest Tony Romo thing I have ever seen. I wish I could do this kind of thing on the computer. You can click it to keep making it bigger and read everything or click here. It comes courtesy of Hogs Haven.

18 comments:

empyrios said...

he's like mashed potatoes without the gravy

:P

Anonymous said...

lol at the facebook thing.

Alice D Millionaire said...

Maybe boring and not overly smart is perfect for Jessica. I actually like Jessica but think anyone with too awesome of a personality would get bored dating her so this could be a good thing.

Anonymous said...

Heh the FB gag is cute but its done a lot.

lutefisk said...

that just made my day.

canadachick said...

love the pimpa joe part

kris said...

LUV the FB page...and I agree with Alice...might be the perfect relationship for Jess..

jax said...

meh.

Pookie said...

BEST. POST. EVER. (and my new laptop backgound).

HOGS HAVEN CAN DO NO WRONG. omg, i am DYING..........lololinfinity!

"Pacman Jones installed the AK-47 Application and shot you 914 times"

you've just made my day, enty. HTTR!

selenakyle said...

Well, duh! (Sorry Enty, kiss kiss) but boring guy = boring interview!

Although, after Mayer turned Jess onto the kink I highly doubt their dates only consist of dinner and football. SOME kinda games might occur but not necessarily football...

selenakyle said...

Oh hahaHAAAAH! That's high-larious. Thanks for posting it--I needed that. Especially the hailstone-sized mole over to the right. ICK!!!

And my all-time favorite TV quote--Nelson Muntz's "HA HA."

Anonymous said...

I am still waiting for the Break-Up LOL.

RocketQueen said...

Hilarious fake Facebook - agree the Poppa Joe part was the funniest. I've now posted it to mine :)

Unknown said...

Love it!
Tony Romo is a douche and I hate the Cowboys.

MISCH said...

HE'S WITH HER AND SHE'S AN IDIOT...SO WHAT ELSE NEEDS TO SAID....

sunnyside1213 said...

the post form Nick made my day.

Judi said...

Why would anyone interview a football player about anything other than football?
It's ET who's stupid.

jagerlilly said...

That is hysterical!

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