Barbara Walters Pretends To Ask Tough Questions - My Interview With Kim Kardashian
Last night was Barbara Walters' show of kneepaddery where she finds a bunch of celebrities and kisses their butts as much as she can and calls them fascinating. This morning Barbara is getting credit for asking Kim Kardashian about her sex tape. The issue I have is that Barbara let Kim get away without answering the question and letting her get away with saying it was a mistake and then letting Kris Jenner jump in and change the subject. It is not a tough question if you do not do a followup. Here is how my interview would go with Kim. I figure it would last about 2 minutes before she would walk away.
Enty - So, what did you do before you met Ray-J?
Kim - I was a stylist.
Enty - For who?
Kim - Paris Hilton
Enty - Quite the resume.
Kim - I also had the store Dash.
Enty - And how did that do?
Kim - Pretty bad. Only family money kept it open. Oh, and Kourtney & Khloe working 20 hours a day while I thought of new styles for Paris.
Enty - So you met Ray-J. At what point did you steal his mom's credit card? Did you ever pay her back?
Kim - Umm
Enty - Moving on. So, you made a sex tape and became famous.
Kim - I made a lot of mistakes.
Enty - How is that a mistake? You made millions of dollars and continue to make millions of dollars and your family all makes millions of dollars all because you made a boring sex tape. How is that a mistake? You would be still doing and making nothing and no one would know who you are and Bruce would still be the most famous member of the family if you had not had sex with Ray-J. Tell me how it is a mistake. Because you did not plan on it being a big hit? Was that the mistake. Because lets face it, you and your family never make millions of dollars unless you have sex on tape. Full stop.
Kim - Umm, I have to go now. Sears is calling. Fashion line and all that.
Enty - Yeah. Call Paris. I heard she is looking for work.
26 comments:
I'm trying to remember if I had heard about her stealing the credit card before...
Oh I read about the credit card alright: she and her sisters stole Brandy's mother credit card and mixed it out. Something to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars.
Baba wawa has lost her edge. Haven't watched her top 10 in years, because simply put, they are in no way close to my top 10 of what I consider Personality of the Year.
Enty, you should've done that interview, seems your research is much better than Ms. Walters. Barbara is sadly becoming a blander version of that blonde high-school dumbass she defends on her show... Elizabeth Hasselfhoff, or beck.
This is the first I've ever heard of the credit card bit. But I do not watch or support any of this group's endeavours. I detest them. Sex tapes, stealing and whoring out marriages and births. Yeah. The Kardashians are all class.
Enty, your version is definitely much better than Barbara's.
hahahahah- I love your version.
we should all put them on ignore.
Barbara gets credit for saying to Kim's face "you have no talent" during this interview - but that's about it.
I watched it. But turned my tv off after 20 min n after the Kadash interview. It was so boring. I thought the worst was the interview with the 2 guys from modern Family. Then the Kadash's was even worse. She didn't ask them anything or give any insights. I forgot whom she interviewed after them but I turned it off. Barbara Walters is really bad. She really should retire or do something else. This program is a hyped up Fluff piece. It offered nothing. It has no depth or substance. I was so bored By it.
I watched it. But turned my tv off after 20 min n after the Kadash interview. It was so boring. I thought the worst was the interview with the 2 guys from modern Family. Then the Kadash's was even worse. She didn't ask them anything or give any insights. I forgot whom she interviewed after them but I turned it off. Barbara Walters is really bad. She really should retire or do something else. This program is a hyped up Fluff piece. It offered nothing. It has no depth or substance. I was so bored By it.
You left out the part where she would start crying to her Mom about how mean you are to her.
Her selection of the most interesting people of 2011 is ridiculous, Time to retire Barbara...
How the hell did the Kardashians make the "Fascinating People" list? There's nothing fascinating about a bunch of untalented, overexposed plastic surgery addicts who are only famous because Kim made a sex tape.
Watching paint dry is more fascinating than anything the Kardashians have ever done.
Can we just pretty, pretty please ignore them until they go away already?
I saw a clip on the news....their voices! HOW can anyone sit through an hour or a half hour of listening to that?
^About time! She's losing it, I've said it before, the moment she said on The View that her dog calls her Mamma, I thought, that's it, baba wawa is losing it!
And Parissucks - that is exactly why I was nver able to watch any of their shows: that nasal complainy grating voice makes me miss the noise of my nails scratching a blackboard.
I didn't know about the credit card. Didn't think this family could sink any lower.
I can't stand Baba Wawa. At one time I admired her but that was ages ago. Now I can't stand the Bitch LOL.
I couldn't sit through 2 minutes of this mess. I made my husband turn it.
Her specials used to be interesting. Guess it really is time to call it a day.
it was $108,000 dollas
Barbara's getting old. Time to hand her microphone off to Katie Couric.
excellent faux interview. hopefully, kim will go to the 'paris hilton home for forgotten reality stars' really soon.
oh enty!!! if only it were true :)
I hate the whole bunch.
MonstersInc, I sure am the very same! Just using my "Mount Ruswhore" avie here.
I'm sure the whole family really "cried themselves to sleep" after the sex tape came out. Give me a break, Kris Jenner.
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