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41 comments:
Hell no!
Good luck to the future ex-Mrs Hoff. Just close your eyes and remember it pays better than waitressing!
The fact that she's about to jump off a high building suggests that NO is the best answer.
There ain't enough booze or drugs in the known Universe to make that happen.
I'm not an attention-hound, money grubber, or glutton for punishment so the answer is no.
I'd rather poke out both my eyes with a sharp stick.
Seriously? This is a serious question? I think you know that not one person on this earth, except for Hayle would said yes to him.
If he popped the question on the top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, he may not have given her a ring. I wonder if they allowed him to take such a trinket up there.
I would not date him let alone marry him! Used to love him waaaaay back in the day, but the drunken cheeseburger video cured me of that!
Only after I made out with Paris Hilton.
The thought is pretty disgusting. Imagine... the smell of booze and a some awful cologne... the sound of his squeaky pleather suits... hair crispy with product... god no.
I could never date , let alone marry a known alcoholic
I'd rather jump of of that building first.
NO
I'm surprised THE HOFF passed the mandatory sobriety/breathalyzer test required of all people wanting to climb that bridge. Shout out to OPRAH's Austrailian episode for that info.
I would need a pre-nuptial agreement on who gets the cheeseburgers and visitation rights for K.I.T.T. but hey, why not?
There are some things in this world for which there just isn't enough money.
After watching him eat that burger off the floor, I wouldn't get close enough to him to hold hands much less marry him. He's nasty. He's getting that old plastic look now. I like how Hayley's looking at the camera and posing instead of looking at his gross ass. Yeah, she really loves him. Wonder what's she's receiving from this unholy union.
I should not have looked at that pic of the Hoff. I stayed in a beautiful hotel in Sydney where I had such an awesome view of the opera house and the bridge and now all I can see is the Hoff mixed in with those formerly awesome memories LOL
Hell to the no. There's not enough money in the world to make me clean up an old has-been's vomit in the morning.
Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! 2 alkies a happy couple does not make. We'd be giant wino's eating burgs all day. Seriously.
Well, I don't want to marry ANYBODY but if I wanted to get married, sure, why not? He's no more disgusting than 90% of the other men out there.
What Syko said...
We'd definitely need a full-time DD though.
No thanks.
On a somewhat related note, my fiance and I are watching all the seasons of Sons of Anarchy and watched an episode last night starring the Hoff as a former porn star turned porn exec. He was really funny.
My prenup demands:
- $5M upfront, payable on my wedding day
- lifetime supply of Binaca
- lifetime supply of Lysol
- lifetime supply of pepto bismol, to prevent me throwing up every time I kiss his alkie mouth
- no hamburgers in the house. ever.
- $10M payable upon filing of divorce papers
- posession of KITT in the inevitable divorce
So yeah, do you think he'd marry me?
A fading hunk with out of control booze issues is not my idea of great marriage material. Uhhh, NO.
hmmmm, I remember Whoopi Goldberg saying no one in Hollywood had more money than The Hoff!
I would not marry him here or there.
I would not marry him anywhere.
No I would not marry the Hoff.
I do not like him, cough, cough, cough.
^^^ too funny!
Nope, me neither. Not the Hoff or any other addict.
I would second Boriqua's elegant Dr. Seussian answer.
If you asked me 30-some years ago, back when he played Snapper on Young and the Restless, I'd say HELL YES. Man, he was hot. But now? never never never.
Gawd no! He has too many issues. And since I'm not looking for publicity, which is all that marriage will net the wife, I wouldn't even consider marrying him.
No. And the bridgeclimb is awesome, highly recommend it. Also, no, he would not have had a ring, you must take all jewellery and watches off before the climb.
Noooooo. No.
RQ - I'm jealous that you have episodes left of SOA. I can't WAIT for the next season!!!
Only 4 episodes left, Maja - I'm already regretting that we burned through all the seasons so fast. Last night Clay beat the crap out of Gemma. Just...wow.
BOOO what a cliche. Top of the Barbour bridge.
HHHHarbour.
I am with Seachica.
No...Not ever. She just wants to publicity and the money. I give it two years max.
Who the fuck is Hayley Roberts? Better brush up on some skills young lady. No one wants their claim to fame to be "the girl who porked the Hoff".
Oh HELL NO! I never liked him when he played Snapper on Y&R. My sister watched that soap until DOOL came on and I made fun of the Hoff mercilessly.
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