Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Splitting?
The Enquirer says that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux had a nasty fight following a dinner the other night when Justin stopped and wanted to chat with Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. You know, about celebrity stuff and s**t. Jennifer grabbed Justin and moved him along. You think she is embarrassed of him? Ashamed? Apparently when Justin was being led away by Jennifer he said, "Holy crap. What was that about?" Yep sounds like a super intense fight. I am kind of happy with them going out. When she is single then the tabloids try and find her someone and every guy she sees is a potential lover and father for her babies. When she is with someone then we are reduced to baby stories. Less covers and less talk.
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I don't know what to believe anymore. I'm so confused.
I guess Jennifer doesn't care for Nicole. lol
Maybe she just doesn't like Nicole? If she was ashamed of Justin, she wouldn't bring him anywhere.
I wish she'd meet someone nice...
BUT SHE'S PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
Who cares about her anymore? She's so yesterday, its pitiful!
Wasn't Nicole originally slated to be in Mr. & Mrs. Smith? If I were the writer for the Enquirer, I would have worked the story from that angle - "Jennifer & Justin to split because he takes Angelina's side" or something like that. If Nicole hadn't dropped out of MMS, Brad wouldn't have met Angelina, etc. etc.
Maybe she really had to use the bathroom. Or they were late for a movie. Or she thinks Nicole is a bitch. Whatever.
Maybe he was making them late for their scheduled love-making session??
Maybe Keith was a drunken one-night stand in 1993?
Hmm, not the Jen Aniston I know. I hate it when I get rushed like that.
She looks bad in this picture, like it's been awhile since her head has seen a shampoo bottle.
Eh, it's the Enquirer. Altho whenever Enty does post about them, it's about fights, so maybe there's something here. All is not well in fairy tale romance? But hey, couples do fight.
I think she's neurotic as hell, and he's obsessed with being oh so cool.
On Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Brad and Jen bought it for their production company with the idea of starring in it themselves...
No matter what she does the tabloids spin it to make her seem miserable. She has probably been happy for years. Being single doesn't ruin your life.
I really enjoyed Mr & Mrs Smith, I cannot even imagine how horrible it would have been if Jennifer was in it.
I thought they already broke up?
Now .. dammit .. here I was readin' yesterday that poor Jen was trying everything to get preggers! I was starting to knit booties an' everything! Goll!
I wonder what life is like under a circus tent like this? Every damn thing you do speculated on, your always getting engaged, married, having babies, getting divorced, breaking up, having an affair, getting fat, being too skinny, doing drugs, getting blitzed, having a same sex affair, buying half of Manhattan, selling half of Bel Air/Malibu/insert the name f your favorite posh LA suburb here. I hope these folks have some fun with it. Maybe a little scrap booking with the best headlines??
And the above is not to say that I am against gossip .. I certainly am not. But I just hope that this stuff doesn't rattle too many brains and I hope in some instances like your husband is screwing his co-star and you about to get dumped, girlie - they read some of this as a heads-up and are prepared for what drama awaits them. Oh .. no .. sorry .. Brad and Jen were divorced long before Brad slipped into the golden folds of Ms. Jolie. Sorry .. forgot the narrative.
I bet they both want to wear the pants in that relationship. Jen's been her own boss for a long time, and he seems kind of Dom. In a wishy-washy Hollyweird kind of way.
But what about the baby?! Isn't she 6 months pregnant? The tabloids told me so, so it must be true.
Non-sequitor: Jennifer has always reminded me of Teri Garr - especially in this pic. Am I the only one? I always thought Friends missed by making Teri Phoebe's mom.
Might just be you, Janet, I don't see it :)
Another way to look at this is it probably didn't happen.
I really like Jennifer A. For whatever reason, her tabloid covers sell. I don't believe she whores herself for the attention, I think the magazines know what sells so they just make shit up but stay vague enough for her to not care enough to sue.
Then blogs can post something about that story, or just put up a title called "AJ vs JA" and watch the comments reach triple digits (more hits, more revenue from ads).
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