Monday, April 22, 2013

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Kissed & Made Up

For at least a few minutes yesterday, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez got back together. Justin posted a photo of the couple to Instagram but then took it down. Probably because they broke up again after he posted it. It was up for about 20 minutes which is plenty of time for them to break up again. I guess there is something in the water there. Do they make Voss there? I went to a place to eat the other day and they made a really big show of filling people's water glasses with water out of a Voss bottle. I'm pretty sure it was tap water they were trying to make look cool. Anyway, I don't care what Justin & Selena do. She obviously has a diaper fetish and until the Pampers baby grows up, Selena is going to be with Justin.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't get the attraction there. Selena is drop dead gorgeous and he's, well, he's Bieber..

Christopher Cruz said...

Two complete morons. Just wait till he gives her an STD.

Shakira Eakins said...

PR for her music/tour

FSP said...

Scissorfest!

Virtual Boricua said...

lots of free drugs...

Sylvia said...

Pathetic...

Sugar said...

The Biebes is going to need botox before he's 25 if he keeps his eyebrows in the up position all the dang time!

Staple611 said...

This is how I imagine their conversations going:

Selena: "Stop cheating on me."

Justin: "No."

Selena: "Okay."

Patty said...

Stupid girl.

ljsmed said...

@FSP Hahahahaha!

Cassandra Kelly said...

+1

Count Jerkula said...

She is such a bim. If she would only allow herself new dick this Beiber stuff would be behind her.

harryknuckles said...

Not so sure they are or have ever been a real couple. Selena might be gay, even though she is rumored to have been something of a BJ queen in her Waverly days. With Bieber continually getting busted for banging models and groupies she didn't really have any choice but to end the arrangement. If she had stayed with him than it would of been just too obvious that they were a fake couple. So they split, with lots of attendent PR. Anyway, this current coupling is most likely PR for her upcoming tour. I like Selena. I wish she wouldn't do this phony dating crap. Same for Swift.

Plasmatics Rule said...

As Dan Savage would say, Dump The Motherfucker Already (DTMA).

timebob said...

If there are two fucks I could care less about is the status of these two idiots relationship

Luna Smith said...

Well I guess I'll be the sole person happy for them. I'm actually a big Jelena fan and they're actually a super cute and sweet couple. And Enty, Justin took the photo down becasue it was getting a lot of hate.

timebob said...

I'm sure he was really super cute all the times he cheated on her

MsPink Kitty said...

Who gives a shit. This is what teens do. Hell, this is what some grown-ups do.

NEXT.

texas rose said...

I think it is only natural when a young lady matures she will always remember her first pegging experience. I think as long as he keeps it clean she will always try to 'fit one in' with the Biebs when schedules allow. Doesn't mean they will marry.

Naomi said...

She is just so out of his league. He thinks he is the bigshot now, but wait til his teen cuteness is gone. LOSER.

Anna Nonymous said...

give it five minutes

Robert said...

If she has gone back to him, she's either monumentally stupid or co-dependent as hell. One or the other.

J said...

Oh but you do care, you posted about them. Are you a 15yo? Appalled at adults judging this tween relationship. Get a life old cat ladies.

J said...

Or just a young woman that will learn from experience....

Did you know everything at her age?

Christsakes.

J said...

I see the phrase "would of" often. Is this accepted English grammar now? "Would have" is obsolete? Serious question.

CrazyCatLady said...

When do we get to have a Bieber-Free month?

Erin4686 said...

When did J start showing up and being all Debbie downer?

Xander Dyle said...

Apparently J is being paid to troll in order to start fights and get more people to comment for $$$ clicks.
Where'd the real Etny go?
Who the fubar are all these new trolls?

Mango said...

@ J - Why are you reading this post and getting your panties in a bunch?

@ Xander - I dunno. Wish we had an ignore feature. :(

Mango said...

@ Shakira - I agree - She needed the boost that reuniting (even for a short while) with diaper pants could give her.

kelly said...

@Staple611 too funny!

plokzy said...

Omg people! She has a tour starting up, she never got so much press as she dis with the Biebs, ever. Thats all this is... Wouldnt be suprised if her publicist/agent put her on that fucking plane.

J said...

Debbie Downer for pointing out the obvious? Your intelligence should be insulted by this blind especially coming from a "lawyer".

J said...

Yep. You've figured it out. I must confess.

I've been here longer than most of you, including the "clique". I know of what I speak.

J said...

If you think that's bad you should see what I said in the other posts. Especially to Windy Davis.

Pun absolutely intended.

Count Jerkula said...

@Xander: what do these troll services pay? I have an extensive resume, but it might be over the head of J's employer since grammar cop and calling random people dumb is like Mickey Mouse trolling 101, along w/ race baiting and decils advocate politics.

J said...

This coming from a self-proclaimed "Count Jerkula"

I've told no lies..

J said...

But you DO have an ignore feature, your scroll button. No one forced you to read my post let alone respond.

Hit dogs holler.

J said...

But you DO have an ignore feature, your scroll button. No one forced you to read my post let alone respond.

Hit dogs holler.

sleep_deprived said...

No it's just waiting for a comeback

sleep_deprived said...

Says the heckler spending their life heckling old cat ladies. Pot, meet kettle.

J said...

Thanks, it really boggled my mind. I thought some people simply didn't know any better. Serious answer.

J said...

Get the furballs out of your throat before youaddress me. How am I a heckler? Because I'm voicing my opinion like the rest of you? You're following me from thread to thread like a stan. Admit it, you're a fan. Pot meet kettle.

BTW, cat pee stinks. It's odor embeds into your clothes, home and PORES. Hi rancid cat lady. Thanks for reading.

J said...

Thanks, it really boggled my mind. I thought some people simply didn't know any better. Serious answer.

J said...

Thanks, it really boggled my mind. I thought some people simply didn't know any better. Serious answer.

lazyday603 said...

Selena! Everybody knows your boyfriend is a douche

You also knew this a couple months back.

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