This former B list mostly television actress who is foreign born and still on television but has never reached the fame she got from a long running recurring role on one of the biggest shows ever was talking to a friend the other night and said that despite being married for about a decade she can count all the time she has had sex and hates every second of it. To this day she says she has still never touched her husband's peen.
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You guys will probably come up with something better but I am just going to throw out emilie deraven.
Lucy Lawless. No1 role was Xena, she was on Spartacus recently. Married since '98.
That's a good guess, but didn't she boink Pattinson on their movie set?
And she is from New zealand.
I have no idea but why get married? Sounds like a horrible situation to me
Lucy Lawless had sex with Robert Pattinson?
Evangeline Lilly?
Some questions:
1. Was "the other night" in 2006 or 2007?
2. Did she actually use the word "peen" in a casual conversation?
3. If it's Xena, where was Gabrielle?
Was Xena-Warrior princess really 'one of the biggest shows ever'? Don't really know- never watched it but didn't know it was that popular.
Toni Colette?
I was thinking Jane Leeves although I hope not. She's adorable.
Rachel Griffiths? Six Feet Under for the big show, married in 2002, three kids.
Daphne from Frasier
I like 7-11's questions! Im gonna go with Xena.
I have met Lucy Lawless. She doesn't give off a sex hating vibe. Quite the opposite. I don't think she is a good enough actress to pretend differently.
Xena was the biggest syndicated show at some point, so yes, pretty big. I think it was De Ravin who (supposedly?) boinked Pattinson on the set of that movie 'Remember Me' or something.
Not sure if it's Mrs. Ron Swanson aka Lucy Lawless (3 kids, so presumably she has had sex more than a few times) or Evangeline Lilly, who hasn't been on another TV show since Lost ended.
Emilie de Raven mostly fits the clues - she has been married since 2006, which although it doesn't seem like that long ago probably would count as "about a decade" at this point. Off topic, I had a huge crush on her during the first couple seasons of Lost.
Why do you use the word peen? It is called a penis. Grow up and use real words.
This is a gossip blog, not an anatomy textbook (I hope). Most people do not use the word penis in casual conversation, right? This may cost Enty his shot at a Pulitzer though.
Thanks th47, we needed that. Enty is Enty (sometimes).
Do you have a suggestion for a replacement word for that male part? Peen is silly, penis is clinical, pecker is juvenile, d* is obscene.
Suggestions for appropriate terminology are welcome.
Allow me:
Dick
Weiner
Cock
Schlong
Johnson
wee wee?
Baloney Pony
Trouser Snake
Member
Meat Popsicle
Love Muscle
Wang
Tonsil Tickler
etc. etc. etc
Any of those sound good?
For once I think the answer truly is Betty White. (The Bob Newhart Show)
Also thought Jane Leeves
I agree with Rachel Griffiths. She's been married since 2002.
The timeline certainly works for Griffiths, but could Six Feet Under really be described as one of the biggest shows ever?
Ah we can eliminate Jane Leeves because she has 2 kids and has been married since 1996.(thankfully because she used to be very cute back in the day.)
@sugar
U are a Jedi Master of phallic language.
I like schlong, but give honorable mention to Baloney Pony.
U r awesome Sugar!
Lol
God, I hope it isn't Lisa Edelstein.
I much prefer cock myself. Although I do use the word penis in polite company.
Penis isn't anymore a clinical term than arm, hand, or foot. Penis, vagina, names of body parts. Neither one needs any other name.
It's not Emilie, her role on Lost was a main role, not recurring. It's not Lucy because she's been married more than a decade. She's on a recurring role at the moment however her role in Spartacus was a main role and I would hardly call BSG one of the biggest shows ever.
Gillian Anderson
I like BONER
@th47: Mrs.Ron Swanson is Megan Mullaly (Will and Grace)
But your arguments are valid, three kids had to come from somewhere xD
Shit You Can't Buy
Mullaly, is Tami #2 and is married to Offerman. Lawless plays Ron's current wife.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/11/britney-spears-lipsynching-dubbing-album-myah-marie/
Could this be MV? I hope not. I was hoping for someone else...
I prefer throbbing python of love.
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