Monday, October 06, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 13, 2014

I keep hoping this foreign born B list celebrity who is a pro girlfriend will give this foreign born C list celebrity in his own country a refund. The guy spent thousands of dollars on the B lister to get photos of the two of them together and to get noticed but so far he has had no job offers.

Kelly Brook/David McIntosh

21 comments:

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Yup, it didn't work. I don't know who he is. But then I couldn't pick her out of a crowd, nor a small group of women, either.

Sillygurl said...

I could pick her boobs out. She has my favorite celebrity boobs. Boobs lol

Kno Won said...

Well, they're en route to LA, so let's not count them out yet.
Don't really care who they are...quick peek at photos indicates a Jersey Shore-esque couple about 4 years out of sync.
It might be amusing to watch them claw for attention. Will they get arrested? Fake a pregnancy? Punch someone else's paid pap? I can't even make myself give a shit, frankly. Anyone stupid enough to pay a 3rd tier ho for exposure deserves what they get, which is nothing.

Tricia13 said...

@baroness..great guess and great title!

Seven of Eleven said...

She modeled for Axe. Anyone who has had the misfortune of being in a junior high gym on dance night gives her complete side eye.

discoflux said...

He was the dude on the beach with the impressive bulge. I only remember that after googling.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

OT. Blake lively confirms pregnancy.

Prob not the first to report it here.

Kno Won said...

Clarification: She's supposedly moving to the US & house-hunting in LA. He's supposedly "following" her to LA so they can get back together. All stories surrounding this imaginary split of a-thing-that-wasn't-real have been posted in the last 24 hours. Yawn.

Unknown said...

I watched a few mins of UK Celeb Big Brother when he was evicted and sounded like an idiot. He should have learned from Kelly's mistakes, as she's not suited to presenting or acting - so now all we see of her in the UK media are photos

Kno Won said...

Modeled for Axe? I gave her too much credit. That's gotta be 4th or 5th tier.

Unknown said...

I care about the two because....?

Yep, I don't care. B list my Aunt Ida...

Tina Mallette said...

The guy is clearly an idiot so consider it a lesson learned. Why would anyone think paying to hang out with this known paid for hire chick was going to result ANY work.

This is the way to NOT get any "offers" except from other women who see a sucker if he has any money left.

Kno Won said...

Think of all the work *she* put into it. All that blow drying and spanx and eyelash glue and gallons of hand sanitizer...I bet she didn't break even.

sandybrook said...

Hey Kelly used to be high enough on the scale to get engaged to Billy Zane before she had to go back to yacht girling.

Sherry said...

@Sillyghurl..And apparently they are real because they look spectacular!

I had to Google both of these people. Apparently another set of "reality" people with zero talent. Although she did attend an acting school so there's that.

Bud Haven said...

Kelly Brook is sincerely good looking. That all I wanted to say, moving on now.

Michael said...

We noticed you David. We just didn't care. Try being in a movie with The Rock or Jason Mamoa in case they need other big bodies for small parts then go from there

BaronessOrczy said...

Thanks Tricia! She's a regular in the Daily Mail, otherwise I would have no idea who she is.

Cary Gaul said...
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Cary Gaul said...

The body of water strikes again.

0_0 said...

Jersey Shore? Linda Fashiabella would nevah!

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