Thursday, August 23, 2018

Blind Item #8 - Dancing Boy Blind Item

Here - finally - is what happens in the very first dancing boy project, the live and adapted one act, "The Dancing Boy of Hollywood: A True Story:"

It all takes place at my high school graduation party, in Malibu - June, 1991. After being injured several months earlier on my team's first mission (this is the secret global elite stuff, Hollywood branch), I'd been given painkillers in hospital. I might have stopped taking them, except that I was told - finally - that my close friend and team mate had died of his own injuries (survivor's guilt, and all). By now, I'm a full blown addict, and the story opens with two of my friends - Henry and Christina (their young likeness's, I mean) - staging an intervention. After I agree to it, they go off to find a pay phone to call Dr. Drew (the pay phone part just to play it safe, although as it turns out it could be hard to find a pay phone in Malibu). Then, in comes my frenemy (to be played by a certain young Canadian actor), with a bribe: he'll shoot me up one last time if I agree to play truth or dare. Already jonesing, I take the deal, revealing what happened on the set of a certain movie, and after that being forced to perform a dance. My former abuser(s) show up, promising not to pursue legal action (for violating the nda) if I go with them (where I'd be abused until I turn 18). My frenemy, in a moment of conscience, offers himself up instead, and he goes off with them. I nod off, and wake up to find my friends, parents, and Drew. The game, the dance - all of it - seemed only to be a bad dream (it wasn't).

53 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Corey Haim the frenemy-all I got

andrea said...

This one wasn’t terribly written but still made me go uhhh

timebob said...

At some point Enty has to stop indulging this man's delusions with posting these stories that go nowhere. It's just painful now.

MontanaMarriott said...

Hmmm I wonder if his two friends are fellow child actors Henry Thomas (E.T) and Christina Ricci or Applegate?

R Bee said...

Anyone doing much this weekend?

Jimbonius said...

I'm amazed you can get that. These always leave me so confused.

LooksLikeCRicci said...

If it was 1991, Christina Ricci would be too young. She was something like 11 in 1991.

Applegate could fit. My first thought was Ryan Reynolds for the frenemy, but I agree Haim makes more sense.

filmfanb said...

Dont you have a bad yelp review to leave someone

J F said...

Blah, blah blah..... who fucking cares!!

J F said...

I'm hungry... should I do Huevo Rancheros or a Machaca Burrito?

Max Power said...

I agree - this all seems like a bad dream! Somebody "dutch oven" me to wake me up, please.

Swinfa said...

These are beyond terrible...

Ophelia said...

JF burrito!

filmfanb said...

I had a burrito last night and my stomach is kicking my ass today.

J F said...

That was my 1st thought, but then kinda got a craving for some runny yoke with my eggs

J F said...

Kicking your ass? Or burning your ass? Lol

It's all about the salsa 👍

filmfanb said...

Well, Monday Tuesday night I went with hot sauce. Last night mild but my ass is still annoyed. Thank you dancing boy for giving us this forum and safe space to discuss the outerworkings of my digestive system

totaji said...

Haha, classic bedside frenemy v junkie truth or dare!

Thonker said...

Can we exchange him for Insiderher? I miss the food blinds

Humor Me said...

You all are talking breakfast burritos and I am thinking of lunch......leftovers. Ugh.

sandybrook said...

I had a nice roast beef wrap with french fries and slaw. Too bad I got here late for this BI, I have a topic planned, maybe tomorrow or the second or third one for today.
I'd go for huevos rancheros for the breakfast.

Brayson87 said...

I usually skip breakfast, the rest of my body may be conscious but my stomach likes to sleep in.

Cree said...

Boy with the dancing tattoo?

Id give the movie a shot, but maybe if you lose the whole "secret global elite mission" aspect then it might sound like it was based on a true story.

Sara, Making It Work said...

It's supposed to be Henry Thomas and the girl who was his costar in Cloak and Dagger. She went to school with Dancing Boy.

Sara, Making It Work said...

The fact that he brought up Dr Drew has me convinced that Dancing Boy wrote the Bob Forrest blind (Harikari) from reveal day. It's very much his writing style.

orangesoda said...

This is just getting too repetitive. I can only blame myself for actually sitting here and taking the time to read this.

The Solo Activist said...

He was so adorable! That makes me sad...

The Solo Activist said...

If the people who detest the db posts were to NOT share their dissatisfaction, or even spam up the comments with bs, would their heads explode?

rosie riveter said...

Yes

rosie riveter said...

Maybe eat some fumunda cheese with that?

Donna said...

Leftover Chinese food. Why do the old school Chinese places in my city mix noodles in with the vegetables? I hate that. I do not hate DB, I have really tried. I could tell you his name, family names, cities, et al. But I read them and I feel so yucky inside.

Farmgirl said...

Why does it sound like he is fetishizing this?

LA Native said...

I am making the famous Los Angeles restaurant Versailles Cuban Garlic Chicken, black beans, rice and fried plantains. Its a two day project but soooo very much worth it!
If you’ve been to one of the 4( sadly now 3) locations there, you would completely understand. Its like food crack, you cant stop eating it because its sooo damn good.

Akbar Johnson said...

I've started reading these in Buddy Cole's voice. Much more interesting that way.

Amy said...

Who is dancing boy meant to be again??

TellMeLies said...

Does anyone read this crap?? I've skipped every one of them!

Martin said...

I think Dancing Boy is Corey Feldman.

Sal Salington said...

Here's my dancing boy blind:

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schweetyfleety said...

Chorizo and egg taquito!

Ophelia said...

lol Sal. Also I read schweety's comment as one continuous thought after the faux dancing boy blind and must say "chorizo and egg taquito!" is a great ending for it.

Unknown said...

I can't tell if this is a bizarre marketing campaign for a movie Enty is involved in, or therapy for someone.

Cree said...

I dont hate DB, I'm just waiting for him to post a blind that's not totally self-absorbed and overly embellished.

The moment he admitted he valued fame and fortune over outing pedophiles, I stopped taking him seriously.

There have been people guessing, but DB doesn't seem to care about victims, he cares about movie promotions or maybe just trolling. Maybe there's no script and DB is just saying whatever he thinks will make people interested in his abuse story, but if that's the case then he's going about this in the wrong way.

If DB is genuine then I'm sorry, but these blinds come across as someone who gets off on any kind of attention. They dont come across as someone who cares about bringing down a pedophile ring.

That said the comments are enjoyable and I like seeing his writing get progressively better, so I click.

Brayson87 said...

+1 Sal, you've got my vote for DB replacement lol

Balzafiar said...

I enjoy reading the serious comments about what DB writes even though it's all a complete mystery to me as to who it might be -- if anyone. I'm sure not going to try and research it.

Amy said...

I just want to know who he is again. People got it about 6 months back but since then I have no idea what he is going on about. I can be a tad thick at times but I am sure these blinds use to make sense to me. I know for a fact I haven't been taking LSD for the last 6 months....

Sara, Making It Work said...

He used to comment here under the name Kendrick Schroder, which is a play on his name and that other actor. It also serves as his pen name.
Google Kendrick Schroder and you will find him.

Cree said...

Found with Sara's info:
https://www.facebook.com/kennethehempel

Source:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/02/todays-blind-items-dancing-boy-long.html?m=1

[Beyond EMF11:40 AM

Kenny and Anthony are about the same age. Their paths may have crossed at some point. I'm sure Anthony is empathetic to Kenny's story, and has had his own NDA issues.

Kenny's FB page bio now says: Self-Employed: writer/director, as Kendrick Schroder, of the forthcoming short filck, "the Dancing Boy". Is that a nom de guerre?]

source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/03/todays-blind-items-dancing-boy-update.html?m=1

Stupidpervs said...

My issue is with the silence part ..he's not a big celeb so it wouldn't hurt his career...how many kids got hurt while he stayed silent for all those years but now for the right price he will sell the story kinda like Feildmen so what separates him from Feildmen selling his story lol mean will Db have a go fund me next? Just sad that he choose to be silent and let so many get hurt yet he comes in bere spouting this shit blind but can't send a testimonial to the cops or a op ed piece on the paper...only if he can sell his story will he tell ...spare me the pity he's greedy and self serving and has sold his soul and many other little boys souls to protect these monsters ...so stop being so self serving and maybe I could muster up some pity ..instead I'm saving that for all the victims he coulda saved by screaming at the top of his lungs I would have bit I'm just a normal person not looking for a pay out

Paul Saint John said...

Are NDAs binding for minors?

Adrastia said...

Spy Kids: Celebrity Rehab Edition?

Mahogany1 said...

I hate these. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Much.

Amy said...

Thanks Sara, doing that now. You are always helpful 😊

Amy said...

Thank you @Cree always helpful too.

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