Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Your Turn

Your celebrity free pass that you wouldn't feel guilty hooking up with even if you have a significant other.

115 comments:

Tempestuous Grape said...

Jason Mamoa

-B said...

Oprah

sandybrook said...

My bitch JLaw.

:| raven |: said...

Jason Momoa + The Rock (yes, at the same time)

Bonby Haud said...

Sandybrook

JD said...

Olivia Wilde

Zebra Seasoning said...

Daniel Day Lewis

Jon said...

Henry, Nic Sampson, Aaron Rodgers

gfbcpa said...

Henry Rollins or Anderson Cooper

Dena said...

My husband has fully signed-off on Keanu Reeves, so if anyone has his cell hmu.

kfitz said...

pete davidson....or tom hardy lol

sandybrook said...

You like getting fucked up the ass troll?

Jon said...

@bonby. Wow, that would require a lot of penicillin and Valtrex. You'd be making a lifetime commitment and put the pharmacist's kids through college...at Harvard.

Houdini said...

Shemar Moore

sandybrook said...

And I'd make you both squeal like the little pussies you are.

sandybrook said...

And I'd be doing Jon a favor since he's never been fucked by any sex at any time in its useless existence.

AlleyKat said...

Paul Rudd

Tuesdi said...

KEANU!

Huckleberry said...

@ kfitz
Wow, those are 2 very different guys. That's pretty funny.

If I had been given a free pass, I'm not going to feel guilty about anyone that had been agreed upon. It was agreed to.

By the way, dudes should never make this arrangement. It won't work out the way you want. For example:
Let's say my girl and I go to comic con. I go up to Emilia Clarke and tell her she's my free pass. Security removes me. My girl goes up to Jason Mamoa and tells him the same thing. He says "Great, lets find an empty bathroom stall!" There's no upside for the guy in this scenario.

Sagan said...

Sebastian Stan. AND Tom Hiddleston. Chris Evans can watch.

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

Modern day, Milla Jovovich.
Of all time, Myrna Loy.

Unknown said...

Fredie Prinze Jr., Eddie Redmayne and Natasha Lyonne...but,got to be really good.

Unknown said...

OH, Pablo Schreiber too.And Matthew lillard

taurus1987 said...

rihanna

Lisa said...

I like you you think @Sagan.

Chris Evans. Then Sebastian Stan then James McAvoy.

JAH said...

Zachary Levi. YUM.

BitterBlondin said...

Eminem or Colin Farrell. Always thought they were crazy sexy. Well, David Beckham too, but he kind of lost his lustre.

Ann said...

Jason Mamoa. Sucks to be old. None of the hotties from my youth aged well. I'll cougar Mamoa and die with a smile on my face.

Justme said...

80s/early 90s era Axl Rose. Sigh....

Unknown said...

Why does sandybrook get so much consistent pestering from some people?

sandybrook said...

Because 2 or 3 people on this site are complete morons and total losers who like to get buried and humiliated by me after they try to come for me. They should seek out "Derek Harvey" and see why "he" ignores me now when "he" tried to troll me and didn't listen to me warning him to not do it for 1 1/2 years.

TellMeLies said...

Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Unknown said...

Ew. None. Would never cheat for anyone or anything, and celebrities definitely not worth it

mike m said...

Halle Berry

Max Power said...

Salma Hayek. Penelope Cruz. Faith Hill.

Justme said...

He refers to Jlaw as 'my bitch' . He's full of class this guy.

sandybrook said...

What's up troll? You wanna be next bitch?

Brian said...

Stop embarrassing yourself sandybrook. You can't be a badass from behind a keyboard, it just sounds ridiculous.

And mine is Alejandro Sanz.

stg said...

TellMeLies +10000000000

sandybrook said...

It's amazing how many of these new names on this boarxhave profiles from as far back as 2010 with 1 or 2 views or 5 . It's like one loser had nothing better to do with his day except create 100s of fake blogger accounts to back up his trolling isn't it just me? Sounds like he may have personality or self-esteem problems or lack of innate intelligence equal to his actual age doesn't it?

sandybrook said...

*board*.

Jon said...

You poor basic thing. Everyone's out to get you. Sounds like junkie paranoia. Does Valtrex give one paranoia?

sandybrook said...

Is your head going to explode again today and expose your 10 year old intellect like the last time you tried this you stupid fuck? What gibberish came out of that brain that night troll...

OriginalKK said...

Fassy

hothotheat said...

Keanu and Tom Hardy

Jon said...

Did you mean "bored" or are you saying you're dumb as a board? I'll go with the latter. Another victim of public schools.

sandybrook said...

Teach your 10 year old mind how to read. Speaking of school were you special Ed? You do have that type of intellect.

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Always Keanu.

mike m said...

@Max Power

I knew I was leaving out someone, Penelope Cruz!!!

Valerie said...

Al Pacino.

Low Key said...

Sebastian Stan.

Brayson87 said...

In the past Katy Perry was my goto, but I just don't know nowadays. CDAN certainly doesn't make picking someone any easier.

Casting Girl said...

SAM HEUGHAN

splatford said...

Laura Marano. She comes off as pure sweetness and light with that squeaky clean image.Underneath i know there lays a super Psycho sexually deviant hose beast. And even if she isnt, i really want to be the one that brings it out of her 😂

Murph said...

Liz Hurley

Notagoodscreenname said...

I'd feel guilty no matter what. But there's at least one who might be worth it...

Candles said...

+1000

Morgana said...

Simon Baker, the mentalist.

PJ65 said...

Eddie Vedder

Conservaterian said...

Morris Chestnut. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rosie riveter said...

Lol Jon.
You're a moron.
There's exactly zero reference point to what you're saying. Valtrex? Public school?
TF this have anything, at all, to do with Sandy?
Your troll game is weak.
Step aside child.

Burghboy said...

In the eighties would have been Jeannie Francis. I’m pretty fond of Connie Britton too.

Unknown said...

Michael Avenatti.

I know I know. God help me.

Morgana said...
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Anonymous said...

James franco

Marie said...

Robert Downey Jr.

Lissette said...
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Lissette said...

Brad Pitt

Jax129 said...
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Jax129 said...

Brad Pitt, for the last 25 years

Large Marge said...

Halle Berry

Aquagirl said...

Keanu
Eddie Vedder (but only if his wife said it was okay)
Johnny Depp 15 years ago

MDAnderson said...

Trent Reznor or legends of the fall Brad Pitt

Guesser said...

In the past,it would,have been David Bowie, but he's gone and I know too much about how celebrities really are, so I would think too much about that.

Lou said...

Conor McGregor

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Keanu Reeves

Nubian princess said...

Dave grohl

Unknown said...

It would be either Keanu Reeves or Dean Cain, but i wouldn't do it with either because I believe in being faithful even if my significant other said it was ok.

Max Power said...

I gotta say.... I'm really surprised that it's Keanu by a mile on this post. I mean, sure I knew he's a good looking dude, but damn I had no idea his appeal was this widespread.

Also, some of y'all are some sick MFers. lol. But then again, at one point I had LiLo on my list.

Rosie riveter said...

Omg some you are SWEET. Even if you had a pass you wouldn't??
I'd say even if I *didn't* have a pass I would, and in no particular order:
Tracee Ellis Ross, Wanda Sykes, Rhianna, way back Whitney, Serena, and Kate Mckinnon just to be super fair.
And probably Jason Mamoa.

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gfbcpa said...

I will add Joan Jett to Anderson Cooper and Henry Rollins.

Katy said...

Timothy Olyphant- he's smart, funny, and has charisma to spare...

Skyler the Weird said...

Amy Adams

B626 said...

Jon Hammaconda

Farmgirl said...

John Irving

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Zsa Zsa said...

The Rock.

Now you have me thinking about the Rock, damnit

Dani said...

Nikki Sixx since “The Dirt” came out. Always thought he was badass and even if he’s starting to age, I’ll do him for what he looked like in 89-90.

Harry Styles is my main.

Coming@uCrooked. said...

Tyrel Ventura. He's more of a journalist though but a celebrity in my eyes.

Nawlins Jim said...

ScarJo

Mango said...

Antonio Banderas circa Mask of Zorro, Timothy Olyphant, Karl Urban. Oh, and what the heck, Keanu Reeves. All dark haired, which is funny because my b/f is blond.

Waterlily said...

Agreed! He is a good one 👍🏻

Waterlily said...

Definitely RDJ <3

Waterlily said...

Does anyone remember Ross Geller’s laminated hall pass list? 😂

luckythewondercat said...

After reading the "MSG" blind I think I will pass and stick with ordinary mortals.

KittensRUs said...

Jared Leto. Hung and has made no secret of his kinks which match my own!

Sd Auntie said...

Fassy, Hammaconda and Momoa.

tehbird said...

All of them have done unspeakable things to be a “star”. Pass in favor of normies all the way.

ron hobbs said...

Betty White.

Sophia S said...

1. A threesome with Jason Momoa and Olivia Wilde; or
2. A threesome with Vincent Cassel & Monica Bellucci, circa 1999 though!!!
https://monicabellucci.net/vincent-cassel-monica-bellucci/

PghGirl said...

Keanu

arbfuldodger said...

I'm allowed 3

Alexandra Daddario - that scene from True Detective.....dayum
Margot Robbie - dressed up as Harley Quinn
Amber Heard - that kinda crazy must be mind blowing

karma police said...

Keanu and Jason Momoa..no, I can’t chose!

Boots said...

Brad Pitt. All phases. All day and night long.

lintmag said...

Timmy Olyphant - so hot.

EV said...

Josh Homme from qotsa, the things I would let ginger Elvis do haha

Gia said...

‘Gone Girl’ Ben Affleck. **sigh** soooo fucking hot

Melissa MM said...

David Duchovny and Nikki Sixx in their 90's prime 😏

Max Power said...

@arbfuldodger.... just googled and THANK YOU. holy shit.

Miss Anne Thrope said...

O would take any of Winona Rider's exes (rumored and /or true), except Depp

Canaussie said...

JOSH DUHAMEL

Or Benjamin Bratt. ��

KatinChina said...

Robert Downey Jr, Mark Ruffalo, Paul Rudd, Hugh Grant, Dermot Mulroney, Ron Livingston, Gabriel Macht.
Any or all of these.

Jenko said...

Nick Jonas. Don’t hate me.

Elivan said...

I am honestly surprised how many people are attracted to keanu :| mine would be Chris Pratt. Which is kind of pathetic on my part because he reminds me a lot of my husband but with abs haha the sexiest thing to me is humor... but muscles and height are def a plus

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