Monday, April 22, 2019

Blind Item #12

This former late night actor turned actor who seemingly is in every quirky television show made a recent one night hookup shave every hair not on her head because he didn't want his girlfriend catching him again.

35 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Fred Armiston

sandybrook said...

Fred Armisen?

Brayson87 said...

Really, it's usually the head hairs that get you caught.

AngelenoHi said...

Jason Sudeikis?

Brayson87 said...

Hate most of his quirky roles but he is actually a funny person.

Gator said...

I liked Portlandia

Alf Landon said...

Fred is a psycho whether or not this is about him

Notagoodscreenname said...

Simply not cheating wasn't an option? How about breaking up with the girlfriend? Don't cheat in your own bed? There have to be other options...?

Notagoodscreenname said...

Plus the side-piece went along with it? Ho'

Aquagirl said...

+1 @Alf

pricksongs said...

not necessarily trying to defend Armisen, i get a very weird vibe from him and wouldn't at all be surprised if he's a creep, but what rumors about him are there to go by other than stuff Moss said? (And frankly, I'm hesitant to trust Scientologists)

MichiganMama59 said...

Does she use a magnifying glass?

notthisagain said...

Fred Armisen is gay, so is Elizabeth Miss

He did treat her like crap tho.

Dahling said...

This one really made me laugh out loud. I mean... without a microscope a pube is a pube, is a pube. Amirite? Is this girlfriend some kind of forensics specialist? I can just see her pulling out her microscope and DNA test kit in her bedroom to determine just which hairs belong to whom. Puhleeze!

Snatch and Ladders said...

Yeah, well I'd notice if my bloke had pubes in his teeth, too.

Amartel said...

Who would shave their head in order to sleep with ... anyone? Ridiculous! Disgusting!!

timebob said...

she didn't shave her head, her pubes, he didn't want say i.e. red or blonde pubes mixed in with his brown ones? I mean take a shower dude.

akbar johnson said...

Maybe he doesn't have any pubes of his own?

Sagan said...

Hrmm.. not David Duchovny?

Sd Auntie said...

Most women wax. I get lasered so it Must be a hairy hippy. Lol

gauloise said...

Armisen's with Natasha Lyonne, i was kind of rooting for them.

If its them, Wouldn't the blind say something like "his B+ list mostly television girlfriend"

And Armisen seems kind of old for one nighters

BobbyOrrsKnees said...

Dude, that’s what showers are for. If you are bringing the hookup home, you are an idiot.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

It's almost certainly Armison, but maybe Bill Hader.

Kellikopter said...

Maybe girlfriend is shaven.

SlimKeith said...

Doesn't anybody schtup with the lights off anymore?

Notagoodscreenname said...

Isn’t bill hader married? Is he a cheater too?

Unknown said...

Jeeeezus if you can't trust an unattractive comedian to be faithful, who CAN you trust?

texasrose said...

Who did he pick up? A gorilla?? Not a lot of hairy women out there. Most trim down there and shave their pits. Head hair are generally the only ones found. More likely he just likes a bald beaver and had nothing to do with getting caught.

JMFP said...

Me too!! Lol

Hummingbird said...

Armison is gross... she (NL) should dump him

Thorne said...

The thought of Armison's girlfriend combing through his bush looking for alien pubes is really something

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rilbsen624 said...

who the fuck would shave their head just to hook up with Fred Armisen..........

cumboy666 said...

@pricksongs

He's a piece of shit, read this.

https://gawker.com/fred-armisen-has-a-reputation-1677187580

Canaussie said...

Chris Elliott?

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