Thursday, May 23, 2019

Blind Item #4

This A- list rapper has a huge hit on his hands even though he wasn't prepared for it to be a hit yet. All seems rosy on the outside, but his ex just renewed an order for another three years because she still fears for her life. He has not been able to see the child/ren he has with her because of it. It is also why he got fired off that hit network show that has one season left.

50 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Bird man?

Tricia13 said...

Or Tyler the Creator?

Flashy Vic said...

Christ, people could be just making up names for all I know (or care).


Do I'm gonna say L'il Cheesedick.

Flashy Vic said...

So not Do, for fucks sake.

J said...

Rappers provide ethical guidance for us all. Bless them.

HeatherBee said...

I wanna play, Vic! How about 24k PorkChop?

Tricia13 said...

Was my 3rd guess😉🤣

Flashy Vic said...

Dog Da Bolluxxx

Moose said...

Vic, wasn't it A$AP Jussie Fauxlette?

Flashy Vic said...

Urethra Funklin

Astra Worthington said...

The best one was ASAP Yams. But he’s dead now

🍠😵

HeatherBee said...

😂. Sounds reasonable!

HeatherBee said...

Li’l Tuggy Wang Thang

Unknown said...

Nas ?

JC said...

Little Nas X

Brayson87 said...

Towbee

azealia banks said...

FIRST TIME COMMENT the hit network show is either empire (1 season) or Power (1 season left) which is produced by 50 cent. 50s character finally died off last season.

I'm not sure what the hit is gonna see what the singles are.

another hip hop show is Atlanta (childish gambino) he has a kid

azealia banks said...

xzibit got killed off in empire but a season ago, has a new song out

shakey said...

Following this because I love the names you're throwing out there. I'm at work now but maybe tonight after I have a toke I'll think of some and post them.

HeatherBee said...

Are you the real flowering financial institution??

Unknown said...

Wowzer Bowzer

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Unknown said...

Big Mac-N-Cheese

HeatherBee said...

King Money FranknBeenz

Thot Crimes said...

2 Lampz?

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

Skid Markz?

taurus1987 said...

u can definitely tell white people run this site

orangesoda said...

Those white people and their jokes. Pathetic.

Unknown said...

lol @Taurus

Substance D said...

Niggy Niggy bo Biggie
banana fanna fo figgie
fee fi mo miggy
Niiiiiiiggggggy!!!

Brayson87 said...

White people are insensitive to cartoonish names, they're raised to find them funny, not to be taken seriously, like a cartoon.

Unknown said...

Black people can make fun of white people but not the other way around. Sounds fair
I'll go with:
Lil O Nugget

Rosie riveter said...

Right on cue. the human shitstain that is SubstanceD to prove to everyone why it isn't funny to encourage the hilarious mocking of other cultures.
This played out exactly as planned.
Congratulations cdan

Substance D said...

Rosie, understand that with a prostate gland as old as mine, when I masturbate while reading your comments, its on doctor's orders. Oh, and Miggy Markle fans, remember even a little bit nigger means all nigger. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....damn that was good one....

HeatherBee said...

The amount of pigment in my skin has nothing to do with my sense of humor. In addition to finding rap names humorous, I also laugh every time a cat falls into an aquarium, or a baby tastes a lemon for the first time. Sometimes sh*t is just funny.

yepthatsme said...

How about DEEZ NUTS?

Astra Worthington said...

Omgz not those awful white people!!!!

Go to Media Take Out and say something similar, in a sneering and derogatory manner, let’s see how well it’s received. Oh wait you’d never fucking dare.

Astra Worthington said...

This is my favorite one.

Yo yo yo, 2 Lampz is in da house!!!

Astra Worthington said...

Remember, it’s only ok to mock and insult white people!

Vita said...

Lil Nas X is only 20, Id hope this isnt him

HeatherBee said...

Here,s some silly rap names: G- Eazy, Machine Gun Kelly, Li’l Dicky. They are all white rappers with cartoonish names. Still funny.

AshBey said...

Flashy Vic ... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Da Fresh Prince said...

The Game or Birdman

Krissie said...

lmao who the fuck suggested tyler the creator. He's gay and has no kids nor is violent

C’est Vrai said...

No one cares. And yes one person guessing a million different people all the time is super fucking annoying.

Astra Worthington said...

I’m so sorry that nobody can live up to your commenting expectations. Please enlighten us on how we all comment in a manner that will make you happy!

Oh wait nobody gives a shit 😂 you’ve got that right at least.

Unknown said...

I'm surprised no rapper came up with some sort of filet mignon reference.

Astra Worthington said...

Tyler the Creator is great, I don’t know what he does musically and don’t care. But his internet bullying tweets are the best things ever.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

And

If You Get Cyber Bullied, You're A Faggot And Deserve It. Your Stupid Ass Stayed On The Computer And Cried All Night Haha FAG

Words of wisdom that many commenters here could learn a lot from 🤔





Whale said...

No rapper should ever be A+ or whatever on this site.

All rappers should be at the bottom of the pile.

Start with D- and work the way up.

All rappers are D- or maybe C- at best.

S.S. said...

50 cent

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