Friday, June 07, 2019

Blind Item #10

If you have a title and are royally adjacent to some of the biggest names does that prevent you from yachting? Not if you are this niece of a permanent A++ lister who is willing to be a life event yachter to ensure she doesn't have to work for a living. 

40 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Princess Beatrice?

sandybrook said...

Princess Beatrice?

Nummi said...

Kitty Spencer

Thia said...

Definitely Kitty. Good guess!

Lucky13 said...

Kitty's a good guess. Life event could be the anniversary of her aunt Diana's death in August?

Smits said...

Think you got it.

Troy Dyer said...

Lady Kitty Spencer and her giant diamond from her 60 year old “boyfriend”

yepthatsme said...

Yachting equals to not working? I am sorry but i think a certain yachter named LiLo will disagree!

Shaddup Mimsey said...

Yep, my first thought was Kitty Spencer. I'm proud of myself because I really suck at these.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Are you able to change your health insurance coverage based on a life event yachting?

JT0130 said...

THis is why the royals are not caring if MM yachted back in the day or if yachting was how she met Harry. If her clientele were on the up and up (meaning wealthy business men of white collar companies), then there is no issue. If they were drugged out music artists, shady scammers or out right criminals, then I think they would have an issue. People calling MM a yacht girl as if it is an insult, don't know shit about the women with titles and how high society circles operate.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

@JT0130 You're making a lot of sense.

Meredith said...

Wouldn't it be deceased permanent A++ lister if it's Kitty?

Rumor is she just got engaged to her 60 year old boyf

Em and 'im said...

Of course this blind refers to Kitty Spencer, but she is not the only one. This has been going on in royal circles and the aristocracy for generations. The only difference is now these young women, and a few young men, are making the decisions and keeping the payments themselves instead of being pimped out, or married off, by male relatives who were historically the ones reaping the benefits.

Amartel said...

Oh, sure, you've come a long way, baby.
Who are the absolute losers who apparently pay top dollar for used, celebrity-adjacent sex? Can't get laid unless it's paid. Pathetic.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

@Amartel Well, now that you've put that fine a point on it, it does sound pretty stupid.

CrazyCatLady said...

I know she’s not royal “royalty”, but something about Tiffany Trump screams future yachty.

JT0130 said...

@Crazy -- she has put on some pondage in the last few months. I swear the recent pics of her in the UK are a dramatic difference since seeing pic of her late last year. Her dad side of the family must be causing her to stress eat.

HouellebecqGurl said...

Lady Kitty, shame on you

Brayson87 said...

Wow the ME businessmen really hate/love the British girls. 😅

Em and 'im said...

@Brayson87 it’s true that these “party girls” are first sort after, then humiliated and degraded by these businessmen, but they think this is a better way to live rather than the rest of us 9 to 5’ers. Several of the girls with whom I went to school chose this path when they didn’t secure a rich, preferably titled, husband by their early twenties. They are not stupid, had a good education so would be capable of getting a decent paying job that didn’t include prostitution. Some were passed around like parcels before going further afield like the ME, where they are just a commodity competing with younger women. They want to live the trust fund, celebrity lifestyle, but they can’t fund it themselves. Most now have expensive habits and I don’t mean shopping. It’s really sad, but they chose this life for themselves.

Flashy Vic said...

Just googled her and as my old East Belfast granny would say, "Thons a hard lukkin' ticket, a face like an arc welders bench."

It must be the name because the face isn't writing too many cheques.

Glitter said...

Enty, himself, told us Grace Kelly was a yacht girl.

Brayson87 said...

@Em, Wow, what school was that? Seems like a high percentage of pre-yachters.

Brayson87 said...

@Flashy, The face is fine, it's the eyes. Which really isn't her fault, must be a family thing or something.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

@Flashy, @Brayson It's slightly too bad and a little sad. Like, I guess she was born adjacent royalty and everything and she certainly doesn't have to be in the spotlight and go out of her way to be photographed and whatnot, but it's pretty clear in nearly all of her photos she is decidedly favoring a certain orientation as regards her head and its, shall we say 'position on the swivel'. I don't want to get too armchair psychologist, but I'm guessing that it has been, despite her privilege, etc, a possibly quite unkind upbringing that she has experienced and there's obviously some kind of ocular misalignment. Maybe someone slipped some MDMA in my coffee today, but I have to admit I have some, or maybe even quite a bit of sympathy for the wee lass.

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Meredith said...

Her mother has been open about battling addiction, alcohol and heroin I believe, and she does come from a broken family, Joseph.

TruRes said...

Ew. Does she get paid to dress up as her aunt?

HeatherBee said...

I wonder about the hierarchy of yachters. Do the upper echelon find themselves covered in less💩 or more? What do they look down on the other hookers for doing?

Urban Rosebud said...

Is it the degradation & power trip??? Why would any self-respecting human on any continent want to fool around with the Cleveland Steamer business during sex? There is so many levels of wrong. Do they have a puking fetish as well??? Is that a yachting thing too???

How does one derive pleasure from this. A simple queef alone can shut things down. I mean if I feel one coming on during sex, I squeeze "le butt cheekz" so tight, not to kill the mood. The smell alone. Arrrrgghhhh. WTF. God save us all. And females would rather do this than get a job???? What kind of humans are we raising??? I need a nap.

MissDavie said...

There have been royal adjacent "Yacht Girls" since there have been royals...or yachts for that matter. As pointed out above, that's why the royal family has no issues with MM being a former yacht girl...as long as her clientele was "proper" enough. Honestly, that's probably how those girls with a title down the list and no money to speak of are expected to make their way in life.

Aoife said...

Way back in the day they were called courtesans. Now they're yachters. Or life event yachters.

If there had been an internet back in the day the fact that the late Grace Kelly yachted would be well known.

Nosey Parker said...

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Nosey Parker said...

I think Kitty Spencer has Sanpaku.

Substance D said...

The Roman empress Messallina (Claudius' wife/niece(?) once staged a fuck off with Rome's highest paid prostitute and beat her with authoratah! 24 loads from 24 men in 24 hours. As royal taco wagons go, she wasn't the first and certainly not the last.

Unknown said...

Selling your body to a man who will do whatever he wants to you is plain disgusting. Being cunning is smart business. Getting shite on is a statement that you are just chattel.

Drewholtaus said...

Phillip told her to get to work, and now she cant stop high end hooking

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Unknown said...

Her mom looked trashy and she got the best of both parents: looks trashy white trash

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