Monday, June 17, 2019

Blind Item #12

I suppose the good news is this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is that he didn't do the inspections himself, but he was present. In the room each year when he had a doctor verify his daughters were all still virgins. 

70 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Sylvester Stallone?

Brayson87 said...

Most dads nowadays just assume they're not.

sandybrook said...

I can see him doing that

Sd Auntie said...

oMG. that bastard. thats some 3rd world shit

Aquagirl said...

+1@Tricia

MontanaMarriott said...

Wow is the Hippocratic oath not valid when it comes to parents? I believe his daughters are over 18 or at least 2 of the 3 are.

yepthatsme said...

It could always be worse, as in he could have auctioned off their virginity to the highest bidder!

Count Jerkula said...

Ben Affleck

Count Jerkula said...

Girls are such trollops nowadays. They used to have good role models like June Cleaver, Mrs. Brady and Gidget. Now they worship whores.

gauloise said...

Jackie Chan? He won an oscar and seems like he was an awful father.

Aquagirl said...

@Montana: This blind is written as though it’s in the past tense.

Todd said...

Did the doctor explain that hymens can be torn by a strong sneeze or a strenuous physical activity that is not sex?

Aquagirl said...

@Todd: That’s what happened to me. Horseback riding.

Do Tell said...

I feel like this is Stallone, lol.

notthisagain said...

Are you fucking kidding me?

Hymens can rip due to physical exercise or many other situations and WAY before puberty even hits. THERE IS NO PHYSICAL WAY TO SEE IF A GIRL IS A VIRGIN, IDIOTS.

This blind is infuriating. It’s like even physiology is too complicated for these dumb men. Whoever the dad is, I hope he dies soon, and in a painful way.

Brayson87 said...

I guess he didn't care about the loophole. Must have been more worried about teen pregnancy.

gauloise said...

Ben Kingsley? Omar Sharif?

Unknown said...

God, this is not Stallone. What a horrible guess.
It is fuckin chan
Stallone did porn early in his career and is not a conservative freak. This is chan all. the way

Count Jerkula said...

Brayson: i'm sure he has the Dr check for damaged anuses.

gauloise said...

Checking a girls virginity isnt really an italian catholic kind of thing to do, thouugh

Sly doesn't seem the type, tbh, he seems more like he would spoil his daughters.

akbar johnson said...

Hey Todd, let me guess, your daughter told you that? Sorry bud, she's a lying whore like Aquagirl!

gauloise said...

@unknown also sly's mom was a professional psychic, the entire family is pretty liberal

E said...

Mel Gibson

hunter said...

Au contraire Gauloise, back in the day he used to smack gummy bears out of his wife's hand to make sure she stayed skinny

Vita said...

Did they give Academy Awards in the 1500s, bc this is some atrociously inappropriate and archaic nonsense. If he were just concerned about teen pregnancy, a good talk and birth control would probably be more effective. If the doctor came back wuth the wrong info, pregnancy could already be a risk. This vibes of fear and intimidation tactics to his babies innocent. And, ewww.

gauloise said...

@Hunter, that's an aesthetic thing, though. Also to his wife, not his daughters.

You can be superficial about looks and still pretty liberal about life in general. That entire family were super look-focussed, so that's no surprise.

Randaleese said...

I SOOOOO AGREE!!

Thorne said...

June Cleaver, Mrs. Brady and Gidget are fictional characters written by men, and living up to them is impossible, even for the women who played them.
But don't let that fact stop your rant about us being whores now, I guess?

ReallyDonna said...

I can assure you that no one ever smacked a gummy bear out of Jennifer Flavin's hand, nor would she have allowed a "virginity inspection" with or without someone else's presence.

ReallyDonna said...

Maybe Arnold?

Hanniam said...

Could this be someone who has a stake in presenting as the perfect father of a perfect family? Should we be looking further back into the 50s or 60s?

And is @AJ just a troll out for misogynistic jollies or what? He wasn’t around last time I was a regular here.

Hanniam said...

And I hate myself for giving in to the black humor this but I think we can safely eliminate Ryan O’Neill from suspicion for once.

Hanniam said...

@Jerkula: Is the cul-de-sac of the future seriously gonna hear echoes of “put some damn clothes on, you trollops!”? I am al-most disappointed in you.

And anyway, Gidget didn’t have it coming by parading around in all those bikinis with all those boys around, leading them on all the time? And Mrs. Brady should have respected her dead husband’s memory by dedicating her life to their daughters, not bringing another man and BOYS into the house. As for June Cleaver, clearly on a heavy dose of Mother’s Little Helper from doc. Nobody is that naturally cheerful. Nobody.

Now, Liz Taylor, that nice Garland girl, and Marilyn Monroe, those were some quality role models. Nothing at all like those immoral harlots of the 20s and 30s like Mae West and that banana-wearing Baker woman.

VikingSong said...
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VikingSong said...

It's amusing how women capable of maintaining sexual relationships with men trigger "males" who can't get women..

Tricia13 said...

Jackie Chan Has 1 son 1daughter.
So basically, Chan only has 1 daughter.....


HouellebecqGurl said...

Amen, @Count Jerkula. The way people allow their kids to worship trash like the Kardashians is unbelievable.

HouellebecqGurl said...

"Living up to them is impossible."
Lol, found the ho. 😄
Imagine actually thinking that.

HouellebecqGurl said...

This is not SS, whether it's meant to, or not.

Notagoodscreenname said...

@unknown. Then Jackie Chan is a huge hypocrite.

Count Jerkula said...

So yer saying men are the only ones who chose to portray women in a good light, instead of them being worthless unless they are catching jizz & bleeding out rubes, like the Kztrash klan

Drewholtaus said...

Mel Gibson

BayAreaGirl said...

I like the Mel Gibson guesses. Before that arrest video & everything else, Mel Gibson tried to present himself as super religious and he has a ton of kids. Didn't he build a chapel in his back yard or something like that?

Tricia13 said...

Mel Gibson has a 39 year old..... and a 9yearbokd daughter.
I’m should hope he’s not worried about the 9 year old🤷‍♀️

TeeHee@U said...

I like the Mel Gibson guess.

Also, side note, as others have pointed out, you can break your hymen from nonsexual activities. Definitely, TMI, but I did so for any girls reading this and worried over this, do not be. :)

We Stone Them said...

It true, this guy is a disgusting pig who should be publicly castrated, much like many of the 'men' here. Enty too, whether it's true or not, for being low enough to cater to misogynists like this.

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Aquagirl said...

@Akbar: Go fuck yourself. Why would I lie about horseback riding?

lightgirl said...

Gene Hackman is a retired former A+ actor with two daughters.

Mel Gibson is former A+ with two daughters.

Found those with 5 mins searching, lots more I'm sure.

Mango said...

@ Count: Brownie points for using the word “trollop”!

Mel Gibson is a total quasi-pious whack job, so I’ll go with him.


E said...

Legs on a spring-hinge that fly open for anyone equals skank. No guy wants what he barely has to exert any effort for. Sexist, maybe, but it's been true for so long no SJW can click their round heels and make it go away!

Do Tell said...

Jackie Chan doing this would imply (in admittedly a very weird way) that he gives even the faintest of shit about his kids, which he clearly does not.

Rosemary Young said...

Sidney Poitier. Has 6 daughters.

Do Tell said...

By the way, Stallone is a Republican.

idiotslayer said...

No sex on the first date for you

idiotslayer said...

Shit emoji in your mouth.

Count Jerkula said...

Good to see you Mango.

Count Jerkula said...

Could this be Brad Pitt worried that Angie is pimpin put the childrens?

tinydancer61 said...

Hmmm...@Count...interesting thought. Although does Brad have any contact with his kids? Seems like Angie keeps a pretty tight grip on those kids. And if they're not out earning their keep, what's the point of having 'em??

The Disaffected Cynic said...

Seems a little fur out.

James Howlett said...

Lifehack is anal

Nummi said...

Not buying it. There is no real effective way to tell if someone is still a virgin or not. This is absurd.

Substance D said...

Stallone is neither Catholic nor Italian. He's a yid. Okay, his old man has some dago in him but his old lady Lebofish got herself a shegetz. There's no other way to e'splain SS's career.

BRAD PITT said...

@ Rosemary Young

They call me Mister Dibs !!!!!!!!!!!

_______________________________________-
Dibs : to claim, exclusive rights

example - i have dibs on that piece of cake.

Definition of Dibs by Merriam-Webster

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dibs

Count Jerkula said...

Nummi: If they wince when ya slide a pinky in em, they close enough to virgins.

MichiganMama59 said...

Harry.Hamlin

TheBPlot said...

Whoever this is, its horrific. And there is a serious history of sexual sickness in that family. He was abused as well. Clearly no excuse.

Thot Crimes said...

How dare a father take interest in his daughters' physical, mental and sexual health. He deserves to be outted and ridiculed.

We Stone Them said...

E: This mentality is a big reason behind violence against women. Pathetic that you and Mr. Thot above care more about what men want sexually in this situation than about girls being abused and violated. You bible-thumpers belong with the taliban.

Substance D said...

I always preferred 'maidenhead' to hymen. Hymen is a bookie in Ocean City, NJ.

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