Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Blind Item #10

Speaking of cheating, it looks like this host of multiple shows on differing networks is trading in his long time girlfriend for a flight attendant he has long been hooking up with but decided to make more permanent. 

38 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Cowell

Tricia13 said...

/Lauren Silverman

MyDogSmiles said...

I wonder if Cowell likes to be milked ???

Tricia13 said...

Maybe it’s Strahan?

Brayson87 said...

Definitely don't want to take a look inside his luggage.

E said...

Cowbell 🐄🔔

yepthatsme said...

So he is going high, as in mile high?
@MyDogSmiles, WTH does that mean?

Tricia13 said...

*likes to be milked 😂

sandybrook said...

Drew Carey?

sandybrook said...

I don't think Simon hosts any of the shows he's on

MyDogSmiles said...

@yepthatsme You've never noticed Cowell's enormous man boobs...

Vita said...

Chris Harrison?

Rammed Earth said...

We call this "pulling a Dweezil" at our house.

Lo Key says censorship is bad, mmmkay? said...

Cowell and his magnificent titties

Troy Dyer said...

Strahan was my first thought

Rosie riveter said...

URBAN DICTIONARY:

*milking*
when someone jerks off/ fucks a guy until every drop of cum comes out

*milking the prostate*
Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.

*milking a dick*
After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.

*milking of the cow*
The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.




You are all so very welcome ;)

yepthatsme said...

@Rosie, thanks, for the images I cant get out of my head now of SIMON being milked in all the above positions!

Hope: Never lose hope. said...

Jesus, @Rosie!!

Veritas said...

Strahan

norster said...

@yepthatsme Pass me the mind bleach when you've finished with it !

texasrose said...

Rosie - 'milking the cow' sounds a lot like a 'playing the rusty trombone'. I guess the only difference is the stroking is more horizontal than downward.

Do Not Lie said...

Rosie, while I tried to consider how those handy definitions are translated physically, I think it best left for another day. Could be useful however I doubt I'll ever be able to look at milk or Simon Cowell in quite the same way!

Sook said...

Thanks, @Rosie riveter! I will be mooing at my significant other in bed later. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! lol

Simon Jenkin said...

hardwick

Ralph L said...

Anyone else think Cowell has breast implants?

AuntBee said...

Rosie makes me long for the Count. Wish I could rewind my life and miss that post.

Rosie riveter said...

Haha
I wouldn't want anyone out here misinformed.

detown359 said...

Steve Harvey

SarcasticBimbo said...

I love you, Rosie. You're awesome!!!

idiot slayer said...

You're offering?

idiot slayer said...

Jerkoff is truly vile. Typical incel emboldened by a lack of class.

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Sd Auntie said...

Strahan does not have a girlfriend. Some stripper awhile back but no GF that I can recall.

Urban Rosebud said...

Oh Rosie - you naughty naughty girl. LOL.

Unknown said...

Seacrest. Yea I know he's gay but Enty didn't say the gender of the flight attendant.

Sophia S said...

Rosiiiie!!!!

Terika said...

Seacrest. Perpetual "bachelor"...faker

Nobody said...

Michael Stray-han

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