Sunday, April 05, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 27, 2020

The celebrity cult is trying to exploit the fact the former B listish actress turned A+ list celebrity took some of their classes over the years.

Scientology/Meghan Markle

30 comments:

J said...

Has anyone seen Elephant, the Disney documentary about Fatass Markle?

IndieRaga said...

No....but I have time,I'll watch it if you recommend!

IndieRaga said...

Iam not watching Mission Impossible if she's in it.....did you hear that Mr.Cruise!

Aquagirl said...

I heard part of her voice-over. It’s horrible!

Aquagirl said...

She’s not going to be in Mission Impossible. She’s a liar who can’t act. When she was first dating Harry she said that she was going to be the next Bond girl.

Thia said...

You can watch part of her narration on YouTube. It's absolutely painful.

J said...

Indie, you're my friend. I won't recommend bad things to you.

This is for Roofie to watch.

IndieRaga said...

Thanks J,
Bro you're a lifesaver....means a lot especially in these times when Iam a Lil on the edge!

IndieRaga said...

Thanks Aquababes....you're Ray of Hope & Sunshine!
I love my Mission Impossible!!

Do Tell said...

Well, Meghan, Burger King is still hiring. Go be a fry cook.

Aquagirl said...

Mwah!

Do Tell said...

Eh, she'd probably suck at that too.

J said...

Disney didn't work out. Have your agent call Bang Bus.

Tweety said...

Whoa very surprised this wasn't dug up sooner. Wait til the Mail gets a hold of this.

hairydawg said...

With all the moderation going on I've noticed the moderators don't seem to have any grasp of the English language. They just seem to guess. Now, I'm beginning to believe they may not even be human which makes sense if you think about it i mean where do you think the adrenochrome is really going amirite
is it still coming?

IndieRaga said...

BANG BUS.....?!
Broooo I remember that... more than 10yrs ago!
Mike's Apartment!
Fond teenage memories...
You really are a Bro!

Blue Haired Witch said...

Meghan's voiceover on Elephant is awful, just awful. Squeaky high, vocal fry, over emotive like the ham she is.

I was thinking this was behind the rumors of Tom Cruise wanting to work with her. It makes sense from Scio's point of view. They can get work for her, and snag some of those dumb ass teenage sugars for themselves, but the big fish they really want is Harry. Having a royal in their pocket would be a coup for them.

BJJ said...
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BJJ said...

I continue to be amazed at the level of hate for this woman.

Do Tell said...

I just watched the Queen's speech. I think England is lucky to have her.

The dislike for Meghan is hardly shocking or amazing. Most people do not like self-pitying, narcissistic, self-martyring, selfish people of any stripe or gemder.

Goddess said...

@Do Tell +1

MichiganMama59 said...

Now that would be ironically funny if they join that cult!

Magnolia Melee said...

I wonder if she was aiming to be the next Mrs. Cruise? I think that would have been a better choice for her PR wise.

kiki71 said...

Oh yeah if she hadn't been a Duchess she might have been the next Tom Cruise. lol

Mango said...

When she was first dating Harry she said that she was going to be the next Bond girl.

@ Aquagirl - oh, I’m sure she was. 🙄 it was just one more thing she had to give up when she “settled” for being a royal duchess. No one knows the depths of her suffering, no one!! 😭

Valorious said...

😅😅😅👏

Valorious said...

Good point. Agree. Since that's been her end goal along. Poor, inbred Harry...

Zapdap said...

I would never join Scientology - but they have a small location near my house and I have taken a few of their classes. Their classes are really really good - and this coming from someone with 2 Ph.D.s under their belt.

Girl with a Hat said...

Zapdap, nice try, Scientologist. The first thing the Scientologists tell you is to take huge amounts of some sort of salad oil to clean yourself. that amount leads to really bad issues.

I think the only people who are seeking Fat Markle are the cults and infomercials

Baelzar said...

Meghan and her dog will be on a shitty, low-rated reality show inside of a year. I'm betting they call it "Royals" or "Royal" or something obvious like that. Probably on the Paramount Network.

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