Thursday, April 05, 2007

Afternoon Links--Don't Go Home Yet

George Clooney paid $20 for some lemonade. Last time I paid $20 for some lemonade it came with tequila and a roll of quarters for the video poker at the bar.

Hilary and Stavros? Well if you're desperate for the herp maybe you should just go to the source. That would be a much more interesting story than you being with a guy who seems to spend all of his time f**king.

Natasha Bedingfield is going to get $500,000 for a 30 minute performance this weekend at Spotlight in New York. There are so many comments running through my head, but I do like Natasha so I will leave her alone. I was going to comment about Heather Mills or some hookers, but I won't. I guess I'm just feeling nice today. Damn.

Johnny Borrell is a man whore.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It appears Hilary is not as clean as she seems. First thing that came to my mind was "watch out for the big H." I was wondering about that when she dated tattoo man Joel. Peaple were spinning it that he's a god fearing conservative guy - then he runs off with Nicole who is one step above a crack ho.
All this young hollywood crowd must have H by now they partner switch so much.

Stacy said...

George Clooney paid $20 for some lemonade.

Awwww, I love George!

Hilary and Stavros? Well if you're desperate for the herp maybe you should just go to the source.

Funniest shit you've ever written, hands down.

Anonymous said...

Hilary is a Fake she's a whore just like Lindsay and Paris. She was dating Joel when she was underage. her manager is also her mother. and you guys rag on Dina Lohan!

mngddess said...

I love George Clooney.

Cyn

Anonymous said...

George Clooney is still fab.

Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell...yep, only a tabloid could make that much squishy nonsense up and neatly package it as a reality.

sb said...

Save me a seat on the Clooney bandwagon too. I think he's just great.