Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Morning Links--Even On The East Coast

Mel B has a baby girl. No sign of Eddie, although I'm sure we'll be seeing him a great deal over the next few weeks. Because he was such an ass, he is going to look more foolish and end up spending much more than he would have if he had accepted responsibility.

Jessica Simpson is a screamer. Some guests in a Rome hotel said that Jessica was really loud and that she and John Mayer were having sex all night. Well first of all I think the only time Jessica screams is if there is a bug in the house or she gets a new purse. What I think happened is

1. MAYBE they were having sex and Pimpa Joe jumped out with his video camera and said surprise.
2. It was John screaming as Jessica gave him a bikini wax.
3. Jessica was watching a video of Ashlee and Pete Wentz and realized people actually do have sex in positions other than missionary.
4. John Mayer told Jessica that ______________.

Angelina Jolie wants to adopt another child. I just think she should just invite the world over to her house and say,"This is my bitch Brad. Stay as long as you like, and just leave your kids here on your way back home."

Funny how we never saw the cast on Mandy Moore's leg when she was "dating" DJ AM. Break up with him and then need some attention. Aaaah. Broken ankle. Brilliant. Tell your story to People. They will print anything. Now, the world is focused on you again. BTW, Mandy's new album hits shelves on May 8. You don't think she would fake all of this just to get publicity for her new record do you? Naaah.

J-Lo had jury duty yesterday. Marc Anthony was seen around the courthouse in various disguises. At one point he was dressed up as part of the wall, and another time as a chair. All you could see was his beady little eyes blinking away. Actually this is the first time they have been apart for longer than five minutes during their entire marriage.

Now that Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny have no careers left they are both willing to sign on to an X-Files movie.


Anonymous said...

glad to have you back ent, LOVE it!


Anonymous said...

Why is Angelina in such a rush to adopt all these kids? It's not like she is adopting the kids that are starving in refuge camps and need to get adopted right away or else they will die. When will she stop? She seems unbalanced and is a "collector" - only instead of cats, she collects kids.
As a broader effort to help kids who need homes, she could use the money she spends in fuel costs alone flying all around the world to fund a foundation that gives financial assistance to people who want children but can't afford the huge fees it takes to adopt them. Instead of helping three or four lucky kids who fit her profile for a "balanced" family, she could help hundreds and still get the press attention she craves.

Anonymous said...

Wow - you sure don't like Mandy Moore. Could she be "MV"? But still, she's not that successful to make a difference.

I looked up her real name to see if the V stood for anything, and it does not. Amanda Leigh Moore.

Although she did date Wilmer "V"alderama.

I know I know, long shot, but I'm trying. :)

Amber said...

I'm kind of excited about the X-Files movie. My uncle was prop master for the show when it filmed in British Columbia. He said David Duchovney is a very gloomy man, was always always in his trailer, and didn't talk very much.

Anonymous said...

John told Jessica that he was the ... Bachelor!!!


I'd actually give my right fucking arm to see David and Gillian back on telly together, I don't care about their non-existent careers. The X-Files were these two. But we need Skinner, the Lone Gunmen and Krycek (a miracle I know but he could have been clone Krycek) back as well.

Anonymous said...

Go Mel.... And on Eddie's birthday too! Would have loved to be a fly on the wall when that bit of news reached him and his girl, Johnny! lol

I loved X-Files! Yay!

Anonymous said...

I belive ENT just confirmed that Eddie Murphy indeed IS the Jackass from the blind item (s?).


Anonymous said...

Yes I think you might be right F. I think the Jackass from the restaurant is Eddie Murphy and the clue about them having something in common with Bill Murray could be that they both became well known from Saturday Night Live. Also I think the tv show jackass is David Spade and the clues all point to him too.

Anonymous said...

Don't know what David's been up to, but Gillian has a perfectly respectable career in England that SHE chose. She doesn't strike me as someone who needs Hollywood the way some stars do. Whatever the situation, I'm looking forward to the movie.

Anonymous said...

David's in a hit film right now. The TV Set with Sigourney Weaver and Ioan Gryffund.


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