Thursday, June 07, 2007

Random Photos Part 2

I've long ago given up on trying to come to some sort of explanation. Oh, I've gone through the usual. Blackmail, love is blind, money, big d**k, body hair fetish, cuckolding, etc...
A little higher and Claudia could just use the skirt as a double for the bra also.

I'm assuming that Helena and Tim have neither a shower or mirror in their home. Let's also remember that this is them formally dressed.

I know you really shouldn't make fun of royalty, but I feel like The Brady Bunch just exploded.

I've never seen her before, but am truly fascinated by Jaime Winstone. Has anyone in the UK seen Goldplated? Is it any good?


Kathy Griffin knows no other pose.
I thought she was dating a football player, not actually aiming to be one.

Like daughter like


father. Scary isn't it?
"Watch me eat the salad in one bite."
"Told ya."
Thanks to flynetonline for the pics.

18 comments:

Hez said...

Hilarious caption for the C.Ag picture!! May I also add "When Hooters Waitresses Attack!"

The wearing of those pantyhose should be punishable by death.

But I guess now we know who finally patented Homer Simpson's makeup gun!

meme said...

Kathy also needs a stylist STAT

Anonymous said...

i think we should be supportive of kelly eating a salad...you go girl!

Anonymous said...

I hope Xtina's hub has a big sclong. If not move over Jennifer Anniston there's a new pity party to be thrown. And why is she dressed like Minnie Mouse on acid?

Ent, I dunnoe what royalty that woman is part of, but I'm guessinf it has Partridge in it.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Isn't it possible that Aquilera's husband is just really, really nice???

Lola said...

I have no clue who Jaime Winstone is but I covet her shoes.

Anonymous said...

The royal is princess Elena of Spain, actually she is usually very chic.

Anonymous said...

Tracee,
Xtina's hubby allegedly HAS a big schlong. At least he thanked his parents for giving him one in his wedding speech.
Claudia Schiffer is SO overrated. She REALLY looks like she has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

F.

Anonymous said...

F, yes! I can cancel the Xtina pity party. I'm sure her hub is very nice and waits on her hand and foot.

Anon 12:28 you make a good point about Kelly. Rip that lettuce apart. Show it whose boss! LOL!!!

Tracee

Pinky said...

That scarf around Xtina's mid-section might support Kim's inside scoop on her being preggers.

Hez said...

I love Kelly, even if her choice of BFFs does leave something to be desired. At least between her and Kimbo, we have no doubt who the brains of the operation is.

What kind of critters do you think are living in Helena Bonham Carter's hair (and do they move to Tim Burton's during the winter months)?

Yes, red shoe girl is cute and the footwear is highly covetable. Red shoes are my weakness. (THAT'S A HINT, ENT! Less than 2 weeks to shop for Hez's birthday! I wear size 8 1/2 narrow)

Anonymous said...

I agree that he probably waits on her hand and foot. Oh yeah, and he probably has a great big d*ck and more importantly, knows how to use it.

Tim-of-Richmond said...

I still love Jaime Lee C.
Something about a no-bullsh*t babe with a big clit that just does it all for me..

kellysirkus said...

the way Xtina looks here, they seem well-suited for one another, if you're using the hot/fug scale. She is NOT SO HOT in this get-up. Hez, you're right, the support hose under fishnets, perfected with the Payless white pumps = crime. There must be some reason she has her grandmother's scarf knotted around her waist. OK. Now I must return to stalking LA DA Rocky to ensure that he gets Parasite back to the slammer! Priorities
- kellygrrrl

kellysirkus said...

the way Xtina looks here, they seem well-suited for one another, if you're using the hot/fug scale. She is NOT SO HOT in this get-up. Hez, you're right, the support hose under fishnets, perfected with the Payless white pumps = crime. There must be some reason she has her grandmother's scarf knotted around her waist. OK. Now I must return to stalking LA DA Rocky to ensure that he gets Parasite back to the slammer! Priorities
- kellygrrrl

Anonymous said...

Dear Judge Sauer:

I am strongly against the release of Paris Hilton from jail. If it had been anyone else - the normal people - we would have spent the "whole" time in jail. Since she is rich, she gets treated like a queen. Money really does buy special attention.

I would strongly suggest that an investigation be done to see "who" in the L.A. County Sheriff's office was paid off. Paris Hilton's release sent the wrong message to drunk and drugged drivers.

She contributes nothing to society but sleaze, then is treated as if she is special. It now seems as if it does not matter to law enforcement that she could very well have killed someone by her actions. The law should apply to everyone in the same manner. Justice must be fair and "just".

Please make sure that drugged and drunk drivers get the right message. Please make sure that the Sheriff's Department does not flout the orders of a judge. Please make Paris Hilton serve her entire sentence in jail. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

All i know about Jaime Winstone is that she's one of Ray Winstone's (who was offered the part of McNulty in The Wire first) daughters and if she's half as good at her craft as he is, she must be blinding actress.

Jerry said...

I just had this thought about Christina Aguilera. Maybe she loves him.

Nah, that's crazy talk.