Friday, July 13, 2007

Random Photos Part One

I could talk about bald heads or bald heads or why I am aroused when I look at this photo.
Whoops. There went any kind of arousal. In fact it's running for the hills. Has America come to the point where we are actually paying Kim Kardashian and Brandon Davis to host parties at a club? Seriously? I honestly don't think there will be a more horrendous photograph all year.
"I have some special, spicy rum just for you Amanda."
Nick still has that sunburned pornstar look going for him. But actually, I posted the pic because Kristin Davis actually looks normal, and pretty. Less makeup works for her. I'm actually attracted to her which is a first for her. Of course now that she knows that she will run away quickly. For some reason as soon as I say I like someone they think that I want to kidnap them and force them to bear my children so I do get many restraining orders issued against me. Sometimes there are just a line of process servers at the door all serving me papers from some woman or other I may have said hi to or called 67 times in a four hour period.

I think the force is no longer with Luke.
or with Jim Belushi. I know he wasn't in Star Wars although he could have been dressed up in a costume and who would have known. But, he was in a movie about a force. That's right the police force. Who could forget K-9? I actually like that movie although the Tom Hanks one was better because the dog was funnier although he and Mare Winningham getting together didn't make much sense. Of course a crime fighting dog doesn't make much sense either so I guess you have to accept it or not. Sylvester Stallone tried the same thing but used that old lady from the Golden Girls instead of a dog.

Elliott Yamin came in like 35th place on American Idol and he is dating Jamie Paetz? Maybe it's the teeth. I heard he got new ones. Think if I get some of mine replaced he would let me say hi to her?

8 comments:

donna said...

All I can say is that kim and brandon make me sick, look at them .. do the words coke whores both anyone .. honestly, the whole hilton posse is beyond belief .. they are famous for what .. being famous ...I am sorry to ramble but I have had just about enough of all of them ...

k said...

holy jesus luke skywalker! a bright flash up close really does nobody any good at all

thanks for the turner and hooch reference, enty.. ahh what a classic

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Does anyone remember a cleaning product called "Grease Relief"?
Brandon should be their spokesperson

kellysirkus said...

2. Perfect! Brandon Davis and Kim Kardashian together - the epitome of White Trash with Money.
1. I agree, Devon Aoki is pretty hot.

Hez said...

Two words: Corvette Summer.

(Sigh. At least Annie Potts still looks okay... I think.)

Tracee said...

People are we SURE Brandon's father isn't Stallone? The greasy resemblance is creeeepy.

I think Luke Skywalker turned into Yoda. Hey did Yoda have any babies? This is like a family day on CDAN, whose related to who.

kellysirkus said...

Brandon's father is Turkish, and Kim's father was Armenian (I tink) But I;m pretty sure the Middle East doesn't want either of them so a'las we (L.A.) are stick with them

bluegirl said...

Re: the KK and Greaseman photo- the end of the world is nigh...

And ent, i very much doubt you're that hideous, I mean come on?!