Monday, August 13, 2007
I know many of you have children out there and hey, maybe you even care enough about them to take them to the zoo. Zoo's are large places and cover many, many hundreds of acres. They often involve hills, long paths, and very tired parents who don't usually exercise. When a parent takes their child to the zoo and the child doesn't walk, hell even if they do walk, I'm guessing that parents usually bring a stroller with them.
As you will notice in this photo taken at the Berlin Zoo, there is no stroller in sight. Hell, Katie isn't even holding the kid in a comfortable position. Suri is being displayed for the cameras as well as her mommy and daddy to show the world that they are a completely normal couple. Well they are not normal.
No one wears clothes like this to the zoo. No one looks this fresh after five minutes at a zoo with a kid. No one carries their kid like that for longer than 30 seconds.
Here's what happened. Tom let Katie out of her cell and told her to get dressed like she was going to a runway show. Tom then changed his mind saying she had done that last time and that this time they should both wear jeans. Tom, not owning any jeans sent someone out to buy some. They didn't have any jeans in extra short so he had to wear the big heels.
Tom and Katie took a car over to the zoo. As they got out of the car, someone handed them a kid and they walked and cuddled with the kid for a quick pass through the zoo. As you can see in the first photo, Katie needed a little push to be cooperative. Once done with the set up, Tom and Katie went back to the car and the kid was sent away until she's needed again.
P.S. Tom doesn't look like the guy from The Simpsons as much as Mike Myers from So, I Married An Axe Murderer. It's that damn haircut.