Friday, November 02, 2007

Random Photos Part One

You would never guess from this photo that one person is married to Ben Affleck and the other Phoebe Cates. Aaaah. Phoebe Cates. Time to get out that Fast Times DVD tonight.
Gerard Way and Jared Leto. You can draw your own conclusions and no matter what you guess, I'm sure you will be right.
David Beckham in a look only he could pull off. Now that is not to say that I don't have this look, but it is because of accident and not design. As you gain weight, funny enough, shirts become smaller, and thus are more likely to come out of the sansabelt slacks I love.
"We go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong." That's for you Merlin.

This pregnancy thing is the best thing that could have happened to the looks of Nicole Richie.
When Mika stands like this, I can see the Mick Jagger comparisons.
Kelly Rowland is by far the best looking in Destiny's Child.
Reese Witherspoon, Keri Russell, and me in a Speedo.
I was so hoping when the photo was downloading, that it said Just Do Me.

One day closer to death. Has anyone ever died in at an award show?
Vladimir Klitschko for all of you ladies who want to go a few rounds with a heavyweight boxer. And by rounds, I think you know what I mean.
Will Smith and a tube sock. No, not Tom Cruise. I'm talking about the sock in Will's pants. Of course it could be the chastity belt, Jada put on him before he left the house.
I notice that PETA doesn't ever give Snoop Dogg any crap. With as many weapons violations as he has had, I think I would just take the mindset that you can't win them all and move on to an easier target.

15 comments:

jax said...

I'm pretty sure Amy's career died last night.

That was heinous..I can't beleive SOMEONE running the friggin show woulnd't have pulled her off. Does she even have a manager?

mngddess said...

Everytime I see Tom in that silly hairdo I think of Hitler.

Why? I don't know.....

Tracee said...

It looks like Becks was having dirty sex all day and got dressed in hurry...where was Tommy Boy?

Love Snoop, but I want Ice-T to pull out his pimp gear more often.

junglekitten said...

Jared looks sooooo...good cleaned up and minus the guyliner!! Luv him but wayyyyy to gay!!!

kellysirkus said...

how high are the lifts in Tommy's shoes?
why not just wear the stilletos, Tommy?

Is katie pregnant?

princess pea said...

I must need glasses cause I'm just not seeing you in the Speedo, Enty (but would sure love too)!

Sort of like Where's Waldo?

Uber*nought said...

"Jared looks sooooo...good cleaned up and minus the guyliner!! Luv him but wayyyyy to gay!!!"

There's always ONE that has to make a huge deal out of something like this. I don't understand comments like this. If this were 2 women nobody would have a problem.

Why can't guys have a bit of fun and some giggles too? And what is "way too gay" anyway? What the fuck does it matter?

You're silly. I think they look just fine.

Snoop looks sly, as usual, like he's just robbed the liquor store.

jax said...

Jungle- so where is your gay threshold? what point does it become TOO gay for you?

kellysirkus said...

Isn't Jared Leto Bi ???

brendalove@gmail.com said...

My God, Nicole Richie looks beautiful. She's simply glowing.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Thanks for the shout out, Ent!
Does this mean you really were kidding and just succeeding very well in scaring the shit out of us?
Essentially that there's really not a snowball's chance in Hell that a travesty like (I'm having issues forcing myself to type it)... C/W Grease is a reality even in idea starved Hollyweird?

Note: To any producer/development people who are reading this blog - any indication that you are actively considering this as a viable project will result in a slow and painful death by making you watch "Glitter" until your eyeballs melt and what little brains you have explode.

Connie said...

Hey, I happen to enjoy seeing men kiss now and then...I do admit I would never have recognized Jared Leto if you hadn't labled him in that photo.

Tell me, is it possible to be too straight? Too bi? *snort* I didn't think so.

junglekitten said...

YES!!!! JARED lETO LIKES GUYS!!! I SAW HIM MAKING OUT WITH THIS GUY I KNOW AFTER ONE OF HIS SHOWS!!! SO YES.......HE'S WAAAYYYYY TO GAY FOR ME!! AND IT HAS NTHING TO DO W/ HIM BEING W/ GERARD!!! LOVE HIM ANYWAY AND HIS BAND!!

Laura said...

What is the Grease and Owen Wilson link I'm wondering... Does it have to do with Jessica Simpson being looked at for the role of Sandy in the remake of Grease?

Or is that just hearsay too...
Because Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson are supposed to have had a secret rendevous.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Laura:
This is what started the whole thing - Ent posted about a Country & Western Version of Grease
Here's the link -
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/10/country-western-version-of-grease.html
And I remarked that it had to be a Halloween prank post, because it was the scariest thing I'd seen all day -
Then Ent kept throwing out pics of Owen and random "Grease" tag lines -
I'm personally convinced it was just a Halloween prank - there really could be no way anyone with even a single functioning brain cell would greenlight such a project.