Friday, January 04, 2008

Daniel Johns Is Going To Be A Free Man


For all of you who have a thing for the Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns, now is your chance to start stalking him. Seems that Natalie Imbruglia didn't want him anymore and so filed for divorce. I'm sure it has nothing to do with that other guy she is seeing while her devoted husband waits patiently at home for her on the other side of the world. She insists that David Walliams is just a friend. Uh huh.

So I am biased towards the guys from Silverchair. It's my blog. Go get your own blog if you want to take the side of a woman who voluntarily slept with David Schwimmer and wasn't paid to do so. (as far as we know)

In a statement she released, Natalie said she and Daniel had grown apart due to the pressures of work. Considering she didn't do much working while they were married, and he did, that is pretty funny. She gets a big audition, and then bam, the pressures of work are too much and it is over. Uh huh.

To me Natalie was always just using his fame to try and help her own career. Once she left that Australian television show and had her one hit wonder, she was done. She has always tried to hitch herself to a bigger star, hence the copulation with David Schwimmer, and the frequent showers she must have endured after.

One of my favorite Silverchair songs - Straight Lines

18 comments:

jlb said...

Wait - David Schwimmer isn't gay?

jenner said...

Aw, I've always liked Daniel Johns AND Natalie Imbruglia. I didn't know she was a beyotch.

Having said that I'd have a hard time being "just friends" with David Walliams, too...LOL

K said...

Anyone who wears such nasty shoes as in that picture does not deserve to be with him, IMHO

jax said...

David Walliams is queer..wake up and smell the KY..lol.

Happy friday!

I like Silverchair but Daniel has a lot of baggage what with the whole anorexia etc. that must be a hard relationship to be in sometimes. not sure if i could deal with my man having worse body issues than my own..IMO.

all the best to him if she really was a cheating ho.

Ellen said...

I thought David Walliams was with Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell. They were together NYE.

What is it with this guy? He's funny, but is he that funny to get with all these chickies?

Go figure.

jax said...

i think he was the answer to the BI about the guy whos colleg freinds are knew him as gay back then.
wouldn't that be funny to be gay up to college then have the courage to come out as straight?

ms_wonderland said...

David Walliams has a new fuckee every week. He's the town bike in London. Still, the gay rumours persist - so is he overcompensating?

francesca fiore said...

Wait, wait... is David Walliams the Little Britain guy? You're telling me he isn't gay? Wow. I didn't see that one coming. I also wouldn't have suspected he'd be such a heartbreaker among UK celeb gals. Although he does seem tall, that can carry you a long way.

kevin said...

Yes, it's your blog, so I won't put Silverchair on blast, even though there was that terrible video with alien plastic...oh yeah, I won't blast them.

I didn't know she was a cheater (but whose to say he wasn't either) and I was going to give her props for sticking with him through the arthritis and anorexia.

__-__=__ said...

She really should have better shoes.

Alice.W said...

Apparently Natalie is absolutely lovely, very down to earth. My friend has been working with her for months and she's a doll. Oh and the work is charity work.

Natalie lives and works in the UK, Silverchair don't really exist here, so I have no idea how marrying Daniel could further her career. With respect Ent I'll take your opinion with a grain of salt as you are basing your opinion on nothing.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Is Silverchair still big Down Under? They're kind of forgotten here in the US.

David Schwimmer. Ewww.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I'm getting kind of scared because I can't really SEE her shoes!!

Noo said...

Silverchair released a new album last year. They did a huge tour here with Powderfinger and I am annoyed that I didn't get tickets.

When Nat married Daniel, she continued to live mostly in the UK while she pursued her singing career. I believe she has released another album recently but haven't heard anything from it.

redgurl72 said...

Natalie might be acting like a doll now but she has not always been that way. She was a total beyotch when she had her big hit and was the toast of London in the late 90's.
Daniel is long rumoured to be gay but has also cheated on her with woman.
Never understood this 'marriage'.

She was also linked with Lenny Kravitz around the David Schwimmer time.

Alice.W said...

Redgurl, my friend had heard rumours that she might be a bit of a diva too but he says she's great, very hard working too, He's worked and travelled with her a lot, wife's a bit jealous not surprisingly. He's also working with others stars, apparently Kylie's lovely and Jewel of course (that would have been my biggest let down). But Mel B not so nice.

bluegirl said...

Yep, silverchair is still really big over here. They have a lot of diehard fans.

And I'm pretty sure Daniel and Natalie live in different countries (her in UK, him in Australia) so I'm surprised it has lasted so long.

Alice.W said...

bluegirl if you read the comments you will see that has already been discussed.