Blind Item Reveals--I Was Wrong-Kind Of
September 28, 2007
#1 This drug addled celebutard from a foreign land (not U.S.) is in a new relationship with a celebutante who is the daughter of someone sexy. Seems the celebutard hit on the celebutante's step mother at a recent event. He was rejected, but the celebutante still adores him.
Calum Best / Kimberly Stewart (turns out she didn't really adore him after it happened and broke up with him)
Honestly, even though Calum is a player, he doesn't deserve to be stuck with Kimberley Stewart. How many men has she gone through? Does she even have a job? At least Paris Hilton has tried acting.
ReplyDeleteOkay Ent, I guess I was the one who was wrong. You see, when you said there would be some big reveals this week, I believed you. So far, I'm hearing about all of these B and C list celebrities and celebutards who I could give a crap about.
ReplyDeleteGive me something juicy for God's sake!!
I'm actually enjoying the reveals. I think a lot of these were guessed in the comments sections, but it's nice to have the confirmation.
ReplyDeleteI think they ALL deserve each other. Paris, Kimberly, Calum, Linds, et al should all move to a giant "skanky celebrity" yurt in a far away desert. Then we could just treat them like some kind of reality show....skanks in a tank or something!
ReplyDeleteI think there have been some pretty juicy ones so far, but half the fun of a BI is all the guessing and detective work. This is fun Enty, keep it up!
ReplyDeleteLOL Catherine- let's make tee shirts.
ReplyDeleteThat could be a new fantasy league---fantasy celebrity shanks, tranwrecks and disasters. Hurry up and fill your roster. I choose Carmen Electra, Bai Ling, Pamela Anderson, Calum Best, and Amy Winehouse. LOL!
ReplyDeletelosers screwing losers - whatevs
ReplyDeleteEnt's the bomb! Thank you, Ent, for the fantastic reveals.
ReplyDeleteI think they're friends and have been seen childhood. It's unlikely there was a relationship in the first place EL.
ReplyDeleteUm, are there two janeles or do you have multiple personalities? ha ha...sorry
ReplyDeleteCalum is from the US, anyway.
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