Friday, January 04, 2008

Prove You Are A Star Or I Will Kill You


I have never heard of Steve Holy, but then again, I am not big into the country music scene. From what I understand Steve Holy is a pretty big deal. Well, two cops didn't think he was the real deal and it almost led to his death.

The Dallas County district attorney's office is considering whether to file aggravated assault charges against Randy Anderson, 25, and Paul Loughridge, 48, after the incident which occurred last week. Turns out that Steve and a friend hooked up with the two cops in a bar. This actually sounds like the beginning of most gay porn films. Anyway, after several drinks, the four men went home to play some football. Again, sounds like porn.

No one knows exactly what happened next except the parties involved, but there was an argument about Holy's profession as a singer. As a result of this argument the off-duty officers allegedly forced the star down on to the kitchen floor and held a gun to his head. Holy was eventually allowed to go upstairs to find documents to prove his fame, where he immediately told his wife to call for emergency services.

Guess she was upstairs because she didn't want to play football with the guys, but it is a damn good thing she was there. So you have to cops who don't believe a guy is famous and so throw him on the ground and put a gun to his head until he proves it? Wonder how many people they have met when they were working who have had the same experience.

11 comments:

  1. Were these the two cops from "Superbad?"

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  2. Anonymous10:54 AM

    I'm thinking these cops were on the same thing Britney was last night....yeeeeee-ikes....

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  3. Uh, "The Dallas County district attorney's office is considering whether to file aggravated assault charges against Randy
    Anderson, 25, and Paul Loughridge, 48, after the incident which occurred last week."

    Conisdering???

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  4. That should, of course, read "considering." ;)

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  5. Anonymous11:21 AM

    I'd love to know what type of documents he planned to prove his fame with. Some modern form of patents of nobility?

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  6. Anonymous12:06 PM

    Sounds like 2 stupid cops to have let him go to prove his fame LOL.

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  7. They went to play "foosball", not football.

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  8. It makes me feel so safe to know that these dimwits are "protecting and serving."

    I know a lot of people don't know who he is, but wouldn't people in Texas know?

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  9. Well, foosball makes ALL the difference.

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