Friday, January 04, 2008

Random Photos Part One - Full Frontal Friday Version

Helen Hunt has had so much work done that she looks more like Martha Plimpton with long hair. I clicked on photos of the Palm Springs Film Festival knowing Helen Hunt was going to be there with her film, and I just blew right by this the first time. She doesn't even resemble the same Helen Hunt of a few years ago. I think it's the first time she has been in a dress for awhile also if you know what I mean.
If it wasn't for the Helen Hunt shocker, Ellen Page would have been on top. I am really beginning to like her a great deal. Now I just need to see Juno.
I think the mark on Eva Longoria's right wrist is a UPC barcode. The people in Denver all look thrilled to see her.
I don't think Christina Aguilera has worn this little makeup since she was born. Someone must have finally told her that unless she wants her baby born wearing lipstick, then perhaps she might want to stop buying it and wearing it by the pound.
This is Amy Fisher and her husband Lou Bellera. They were discussing their sex tape and also trying to get people to buy it. I'm not real interested in watching a senior citizen get it on with a skank, but more power to you if you do.
Speaking of skanks and sex tapes. Now that she refiled those divorce papers, that NYE party makes a little more sense. Pamela Anderson is in Vancouver right now so make sure you stay safe, and get your shots updated.
I think that might be a smile from Nicole Kidman. Or, it could be gas. Hard to tell.
Hope Lindsay Lohan has some coupons for all that shopping she is doing. Do they have Ross in Italy?
Happy birthday Kimberly Locke. Guess Harvey couldn't get away from his wife twice in a week so you had to spend it alone. Sorry.
"Mommy. What does Daddy look like? I can't remember."

Courtesy of DNfromMN I have something very special to share with you today for those of you who enjoy Clive Owen. There are about 20 photos of him including full frontal for you to gawk at all afternoon. Just click here to see it all, and I mean all. You should know this is NSFW but I feel necessary to warn you anyway.

34 comments:

Mooshki said...

Hey, at least Helen is finally working again.

Sylvia said...

The picture with Frozen Face and Urban looks stage. Who goes around holding hands that way???

jax said...

i was thinking Helen needed some work.

bring on the cock!

jax said...

people trying to concela a pregnancy..dont you notice the celebs all do that close huggy thing for the paps b4 the make an announcment?

DNfromMN said...

Helen Hunt and Hank Azaria made Mad About You worthwhile. Shame she felt she needed to have plastic surgery.

Ent - you need to see Juno.

And I really didn't need credit for sending that in. now you'll all think I'm a perv. I just knew that Clive was popular here, and figured that as a straight man(?) Ent wouldn't know of this one.

Suzy said...

Helen has not had her eyes done, the one area she needs it most. She prolly had a facelift and botox, a common mistake for actors who want to 'keep it real.'

She eyes are what ages you.

Peek Freans said...

I was keeping my eyes out for a pic of Amy Fisher this week LOL!1!! I was guessing her for the BI regarding a party that was hosted by an 'actress' who would make headlines if it were known she'd gotten down to business with a guy she'd known for about an hour, and in the bathroom, no less. It sounded pretty klassy, just like Amy.

Rhianna said...

Oooh, ooh, thanks for the Clive DNfromMN. ENT too. :)

sara said...

I thought Ent's comment about the "NYE party makes a lot more sense" means Pamela is the the answer to that blind about the bathroom nooky.

Janele said...

And what's the Harvey being with his wife instead of Kimberly Locke comment about??

Calla said...

So is ENT trying to tell us that the "Toys for Tots" fundraiser was a LiLo scam get money for coke?

Dee said...

Seems to cement Affleck as one of the 2 husbands who was kicked out around Christmas and Pam as the party hosting skank.

Calla said...

Apparently "Harvey" is Kimberly Locke's Celebrity Fit Club trainer and he's still married. There is a video up on TMZ showing Kimberly & Harvey arriving together at a club for New Year's Eve party.

Catherine said...

I think you're right Sara. The Pam/NYE comment fits the nookie blind. Yuck!

... said...

Too bad there is a video of ben and jen strolling around NYC the same day this pic was taken. Nice try though.

Alice.W said...

I saw that too 'said'. Jen and Violet were in the same clothes they're wearing in this pic. So Violet is still seeing Daddy but is he just visiting that is the question.

Twisted Sister said...

Homeboy is married? Are you sure? I remember him taking someone out on a date on Celebrity Fit Club...one of the contestants.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Nicole Kidman looks like a Betty Crocker From Hell in that pic.

Amy Fisher sure does have a thing for older men, doesn't she?

Affleck is Satan

jax said...

anyone notice the "smile or could be gas" comment about Nicole Kidman?

Isn't that ALWAYS a line used to describe a baby? hmm..

K said...

Blimey, those pics of Clive - how old are they? He was always cute though, even back in the day.. he just looks better as he gets older!

Judi said...

Oooh, Clive's willy - thanks to you both. Hunt doesn't look bad - just different. Did she get a chin implant, too? Affleck's so boring that he's a non-issue. Does anyone care about Pam Anderson anymore? WTF is Kimberly Locke? Never heard of her. Nicole blends in with the building. Watch her boob size in the coming weeks... almost always a giveaway. Okay, harping's done.

Twisted Sister said...

I don't think Hunt looks bad either. It just looks like a bad pic where her mouth is set funny.

Reese said...

Ellen Page is refreshing: talented and seemingly adorable. Here's hoping she wears underwear and doesn't drive drunk, get busted for anything or get pregnant and doesn't turn into a publicity whore. It would be nice to be able to think well of at least one young actress.

ChasingHeaven said...

?!?!? Um, how can any of you talk about Helen Hunt when Clive Owen's PICKLE is posted right here on the computer screen?! Enough yapping about Helen or Botox face, more talk about the pickle!!! lol

EmilyR said...

The pickle is woefully unimpressive, sad to say.

I loathe Helen Hunt with the white hot fire of a thousand suns. For no good reason, really. Just hate her. Never want to see her again ever.

Stacy said...

CLIVE!!!!!!!!!!! **swoon**

Peek Freans said...

Okay, I just checked out who hosted NYE parties in Vegas, and I want to change my vote to Debbie Reynolds for the bathroom skank. Bwaahahahah! It's prolly Pammy, though, since she was at Caesar's and the BI had references to guys lounging on couches in the mens room, ala ancient Rome, heh.

Twisted Sister said...

Emily, I didn't check out the pics. Are you saying Clive has a smaller penis than Jennifer Aniston?

Judi said...

LOL, Peek and Twisted!! No, Clive's willy is bigger.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Re Helen Hunt - since she's obviously had *some* work done, why didn't the surgeon deal with the lines around her mouth?
Them sure ain't dimples.

redgurl72 said...

So is Helen Hunt gay now? Is she a Blind?

Mixed word from Sydney as to wether Nicole is sperminated. This preg rumour is being taken a heck of a lot more serously than the last 29 though...

Les Suckno For President said...

Helen Hunt has been known to be a lesbian for decades. Too bad she fucked up her face - she used to be beautiful.

I recommend Amy Fisher's sex tape to you. She is one hot slut in bed. She loves to guzzle cum, and she loves to get fucked up the ass. Truly the best celebrity sex tape on the market, and right up there with the Golden Age of Porn flicks.

Blohan fucked the guy in the bathroom. No big deal: she does it all the time. Blohan really likes a hard cock inside her.

Customer said...

CLIVE!!!!

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