Monday, June 23, 2008

Michael Jackson Just Had An Orgasm


In news that is sure to warm the heart of Michael Jackson and umm, other areas of his body, Jermaine Dupri told Kneepads magazine that he and Janet Jackson are ready to have a baby. Jackson who is 42 now, and Dupri are planning on having/getting this baby after her current tour finishes.

If they adopt, I'm sure Michael will want to be in on the selection. I mean he is a caring uncle right? He wants nothing but the best little baby for his sister. He already has given her a card which entitles Janet to free babysitting for life. Of course it will be Michael who will be doing the babysitting. Don't worry he has a big bed and brings his own pajamas. Crotchless, but he brings them.

10 comments:

shiny_special_one said...

Ugh. That headline made me throw up a little.

Thanks, Enty. Way to start off my week. LOL.

Ayesha said...

They probably don't have to worry if they adopt a little black girl. Michael's into white boys.

Mooshki said...

Every time I'm reminded that MJ has kids, I cringe. When they are allowed out in public, they are going to make Tom Cruise look like a bastion of sanity.

jax said...

did anyone happen to watch the Two Coreys last night? Haim admitted to being raped by an 'older male freind of Feldman's' when he was 14 and hinted to Feldman being a vicitim as well...coughMJcough...nice to bring up for publicity for your show after you let the pedo walk..

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

Eh let's not rush and say the two Corey's rapemaster was MJ. Kid actors are around a ton of adult 'handlers'. Gag with that last sentence. But you understand what I am getting at?

jax said...

no not really..did you watch the show? and did you miss the trial with MJ a few years back?

siwillia said...

One of the most expensive trials in LA with all the resources of the DA, and MJ was found NOT GUILTY of all counts. Can everyone just stop with the cheap shots.

Suggest you listen to the lyrics of some of his songs. Look at some of the videos of him kissing his fans or of him with Lisa Marie. It's obvious he loves women.

These comments are below you, ENT.

bionic bunny! said...

jax, i almost watched that, seriously. i'd never watched their show before, now i wish i had.

and siwillia, i suppose you think OJ got a bad rap, too?

i believe it. jesus juice, i believe it!

jax said...

Suggest you listen to the lyrics of some of his songs. Look at some of the videos of him kissing his fans or of him with Lisa Marie. It's obvious he loves women.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! you have GOT to be shitting me? oh that is just too good for 2008. did i just wake up in 1999? awesome.

gossipbebeh said...

bionic bunny - if you go to perez hilton he has a 2 minute clip of the Coreys talking about it.......