Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Today's Blind Items

New celebrity mom. Same old tricks. When daddy is away, mom has been popping pills that she is getting from her doctor. At the same time she has another doctor who is keeping her hooked on hillbilly heroin. Must be fun for the baby. Must be why dad is spending so much time away from mom.

65 comments:

teddymac said...

Angelina

palealebrew10 said...

definitely have to go with Angie. Is there ANY celebrity who isn't completely f^cked up? Lord.

Meghan said...

Nicole Richie?

catdirt said...

i third aj

Get a Life said...

Says must be fun for the baby not babies. Got to be someone else.

palealebrew10 said...

hmm..after re-reading the blind, this could imply that the mom in question just has had her first baby. Angie has had several.

Grace said...

Okay, I see three new moms in the Random Photos.

However... the clue "same old tricks" means that momma popped pills prior to baby.

Nicole Richie of course stands up first and raises her hand and shouts "me!! me!!"

Angelina I don't believe. Sounds plausible due to her previous drug use, but those photos in W kinda close the door on this guess. IMO.

DNfromMN said...

I'm going with Xtina.

Nicole and Joel have been together most of the time. Xtina and Jordan are the ones who tend to spend the most time apart.

Angie would rather have regular heroin, not meth.

Sis said...

Jessica Alba

kimmypie1 said...

Well if it is Christina, it would certainly explain the wardrobe/hair/makeup choices lately. Too drugged up to look in a mirror.

kanonymous said...

They also refer to the guy as "Dad" rather than as her husband, which also points to Nicole Richie, who is not married to her baby's dad. She is also known to have used heroin in the past.

I agree it isn't Angelina Jolie. She isn't a new mom.

Grace said...

I agree - is the statement "really getting bizarre" a clue? However, I thought her husband was sticking to her like glue?

farmgirl said...

Xtina - gotta be.
She looks a mess.

Lissa THEEE Pissa said...

I've been waiting for the story to "crack" here about Nicole Richie and by golly, I think we've got it!!!

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X said...

I thought Xtina too. I think Hillbilly Heroin is Oxycontin. Anyone?

shelly_bean said...

yeah, it's oxy...seems like it might be Nicole, I hope not

dmd77 said...

This is totally Nicole Richie, which is unfortunate.

Grace said...

From March 2007 about Nicole Richie:

"Insiders say Nicole has been using Adderall - a prescription drug normally used to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and is a powerful appetite suppressant. "She loves Adderall because she stays awake, and it makes her not want to eat," says a close pal."

lachickforever said...

Seems like Xtina to me. She did drgs before and now whenever she leaves the house she looks actually crazy, not just tacky..

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I'm on the Nicole train. First one to come to mind.

not a famous adrian said...

I thought Nicole--wasn't Good Charlotte recently on tour?

Cheryl said...

I think it's Nicole. Joel Madden is working on a new album so he has a good excuse to be away.

Green Wave Gal said...

I don't disagree with Nicole or Xtina but how about Jodie Sweetin (the Full House girl--recovering meth addict)?

sandman said...

key words, celebrity mom,
nicole ritchie

Emobacca said...

Looking at Christina in the Randoms today, that girl has to be on something.

X said...

Nicole's Adderall habit would explain why the cops busted her with Vicodin and weed. Something to bring her down.

Ed said...

Im just gonna throw this out there, Minnie Driver. It says new mom, isnt NR and CAs babies over a year old now?

Amy O. said...

Xtina. The BI hints at her new song "Keeps Gettin' Better"... "Some days I'm a super bitch/Up to my old tricks..."

Katie said...

nicole richie. enty wrote a few weeks ago that she and joel are drifting.

selenakyle said...

NICOLE RICHIE

Lady J said...

Jessica Alba she just had a baby and she is never with her husband. Can't be Angie there are pics of her breast feeding one of her kids.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Totally Nicole. No doubt in my mind.

swede in edinburgh said...

Nicole seems obvious, but isn't the article just out that she and Joel went on tour together lately with Harlow? That does not sound like hes getting away from her as much as possible.
Anyone know if Aguilera's Jordan has been out of town on any "projects" or traveling? There has to be photos somewhere.

swede in edinburgh said...

Ok, does anyone know about drug use and the corresponding size of the pupils. I googled it but got conflicting answers.
Paste this link to the Xtina pupils. Teensy weensy. Mean anything?

http://www.dlisted.com/node/28761/images/pucciclown7.jpg

femmecafe said...

hmmmm not Nicole, she's been on tour with Joel, they're mostly together and she doesn't look "drugged" as it were and isn't she still undergoing random drug tests along with still taking her driving thing the judge ordered? I know ENT hinted at something about "crack" soon about NR but if this was it why hide in a BI? i thought if he "cracks" and says before he would that he'd just come out and say it?

Xtina.... she's been looking ummm a bit crazy and way way over made up, could that be covering for the drugged up look she must have, half that time now she looks like a drug queen.... and her hubby seems to be away all the time.

as for Angie, lol its funny that people jump to that, for the last 3 years she and Brad have practically been tied at the hip.... they go everywhere together, when she's doing a movie or when he is.... and when off work, they have been together all the time, and she now has 6 kids... her recent photos and appearance would seem to dispel any notion of anything if anything she looked "meatier" than she has in a long time.

Jessica Alba? hmmm don't know...
how about Jennifer Lopez?

Collins said...

jamie lynn spears. that is all.

ECFan said...

Opiates - like heroin - dilate the pupils, ie, make them larger.

Narcotics - like coke - consntrict the pupils so that they look pinned.

I'm leaning toward Xtina. Otherwise I can't explain that shiteous wig she's been plopping on her head the last few weeks.

Also, I've got to say that I'm kind of glad to see that people aren't guessing Jolie on this one. If she and Pitt spent anymore time together they'd be surgically joined at the hip. Sure he goes off to work to promote his last movie and to make his new movie, but the rest of the time they're basically sitting in each other laps 24/7. Plus, I'm still laughing at Dr. Drew questioning how she's stayed clean. Jolie said she dabbled in heroin, not that she was addicted to it. And if, as Dr. Drew claimed, all heroin addicts eventually relapse then how does he explain people like singers James Taylor and Neil Young who were MAJOR smack addicts in the late 60s/early 70s and have been clean for over 35 years? Oh wait, I get it...it's only Angelina Jolie who can't kick the habit. My bad. Dr. Drew was just another person using Jolie's name got get some press. You'd think he'd be more concerned with all the malpractice suits his former hospital, and himself, was being slapped with and had less time to give stupid Playboy interviews about people he's never treated and doesn't even know.

Jamie's Girl said...

Wow, I hope it is Xtina. She is a moron. I would hope that Nicole Richie has enough demons with Anorexia and previously drugs. Now she is back on drugs? I hope not. Xtina looks like a clown on any given day, even without makeup.

not on my dollar said...

It's Christina (and I'm sad because I love her singing voice).


Look at Enty's comment from today I think it's a clue:

Wow. That is some serious fug. It is kind of like Christina has become the perception we had. She is really getting bizarre.

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

Actually it's the other way around. And narcotics include both coke and heroin. It's actually now used as a term to describe anything mind altering.

If you do speed your pupils get huge. Coke, they stay the same but the lower rims get really pink. And heroin, they get smaller.

Don't ask how I know.

Moving on...This is totally Nicole Richie. Don't think too hard. It's so obvious. Remember when she was in her maxie dress days a few months ago? She started going to events a bunch, her pupils were tiny, and they rumors started.

Poor thing.

Catherine said...

Big Sur is correct. Downers ie heroin sedate you and make your pupils pinpoint. Whereas, stimulants ie coke dilate pupils. One thing to keep in mind though, when the bright lights of a million cameras hit an eye, the pupils will constrict. I do not think pupil constriction in celebrity photos is a good indicator of drug use (however pupils that are huge despite the camera flashes are most likely due to stimulants...hmmmm Jessica Simpson)

bionic bunny! said...

quite a lot of narcotics are opiates,and all opiates are narcotics, there, pardner--, all the ones i've been on, except for the ones that are man-made opiates (such as vicodin).

some dialate the pupiles (enlarge), these also dialate other blood vessels, and lower your blood pressure. this would be most pain meds in the opiate family.
the others raise blood pressure, narrowing blood vessels and the pupils. heroin, meth, pcp, coke, "uppers" do this.
so, ecfan, you're on the right track, and i can't classify the drugs correctly either right this minute, but our most commonly used pain meds are all either natural or man-made opiates(synthetics, actually), or opiate based. it's how they are classified, blah, blah, blah.

at this very moment i'm the resident expert, as i've been at the mall 3 days in a row and am contemplating which of my myriad of in house choices would do me the most good at this moment. i REALLY don't wait to waste an oxy, will probably need those on vaca.

:)
all opiates are narcotics. which means now you have to have a freaking hand written scrip for a new or change of scrip for a lousy darvocet. and can't buy them through the mail. oooh, and TRY to get a perc or oxy if you need 'em.

sorry. pet peeve at the moment.

ON TOPIC, i DO know that oxycontin is basically man made, synthetic heroin, which is how it got such a bum rap. vicodin is a big white collar drug around here, too, whereas i don't see percocet being sold in the same way. i think it's because the "buzz" is different. so i don't know if it's called "hillbilly heroin", i thought that was budweiser! tee-hee!

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Jamie's Girl said...

I agree that Christina is spaced out. She is not with us in any of these pictures. I have a feeling that she did not get the red carpet treatment that Nicole has gotten with Harlow, and other moms, so she has a psychological issue.

Oh, and am I the only enty fan who has never done drugs? Yes, I'm fat.

Marie said...

Swede in Edinburgh: i think it's hard to call pupil dilation - flash photography would also make your eyes like pin holes.

West End Girl said...

I've never done drugs either, Jamie's girl and I too could do with shedding a few pounds! Maybe we should get on it then? ;)

After reading through, I'd agree with Xtina, which is a shame really however badly she looks, for her, currently.

michelle said...

Remember the blind suggesting Xtina and her hubby were now just together for show? And in the pictures it has been suggested there is a rift with one pic of her without her ring and one that said 'just friends'.

It is sad if it is her but she has been looking pretty spaced out for weeks now.

Ron said...

Nah, it's Nicole. Madden is perpetually on tour.

KellyLynn said...

"Hillbilly heroin" is slang for OxyContin (for those of you who seem to be unsure.)

I can't decide if I prefer Xtina or Nicole as the subject of this blind. Either one could fit.

Princess Buttercup said...

I am thinking xtina. Madden is on tour a lot I guess but he seems like he is with Nicole a good deal too.

amster said...

I was thinking Jamie Lynn because of the word hillbilly.

Green Wave Gal said...

I've never done any drugs either. I have, however, lost 55 pounds in the last year-and-a-half (the healthy way). It's possible with hard work! I've got more to go! :)

Mooshki said...

Congrats, Green Wave Gal! That's amazing!

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Shoko Valensi said...

it sounds more like nicole richie to me, i never heard of christina having a drug addiction before and angelina isnt a new mom

dontlikethepez said...

I am thinking it could be Nicole Kidman...she looks like skeletor anyway and that would explain lack of breastfeeding (besides lack of breasts) and all the time away that KU seems to be "finding" besides being with skeletor!! Don't even think she's too goody goody to go there because I'm doubting there is much she wouldn't do!

Green Wave Gal said...

Mooshki--Thanks! It's been slow-going, but so worth it! I figure as long as I don't keep going up, I'm doing ok! :)

Nicole Kidman is an interesting guess...

I don't think it's Angelina but Shoko-did you miss the fact that she very recently had twins?!?!

canadachick said...

not sure if its christina....but damn i'm gonna need drugs if she keeps dressing that way .....that sweater is FUGly

bumblebee said...

Enty, I hope you're reporting these types of blinds to Child Services. Aren't lawyers mandated reporters?

X said...

If child services were called on every pill popping mom, Suburbia would be vacant!

Jaiden said...

Christina was the subject of another blind, so I'm going with Nicole R.

swede in edinburgh said...

Attorneys are not mandated reporters, in fact, we are (in many states)instructed by our professional Code of Professionalism that we CANNOT violate our client's confidentiality. California, where Ent Lawyer is most likely, just defeated a mandate in 2004 to allow attorneys to violate this and report abuse. However, there are many professions that must report (teachers, clergy and medical). We can strongly suggest reporting abuse, or not represent them in the first place.

Beth said...

Hmmmm... I'm on the fence. My first thought was Nicole Ritchie, but everyone has made a very convincing argument for Xtina.

I'm wondering if the pills she's popping from doctor #1 were given to her to help recover from all the plastic surgery she seems to have had done.

Re: the Minnie Driver guess... I don't think we even know who the baby daddy is.

slappywhyte said...

agreed on Nicole R ... so what ends first, her relationship or Paris's with the other Madden ... that reminds me, im gonna write on my odds of celeb breakups in 2009...