Thursday, October 16, 2008

Today We Celebrate Prince Harry And Prince William


At this point in the relationship between Benji Madden and Paris Hilton, I guess Benji is just some kind of dog Paris keeps around for when she needs something to do or someone to buy her something. I say this because the second Benji is not around, Paris tries to find someone better than him. Apparently Benji must not care and is perfectly happy being dumped on and disrespected. Well, whatever. The good news is that Paris got herself rejected not once, but twice last night and the rejection was done by none other than Prince William and Prince Harry.

So, it is 2am at the club Whiskey Mist. Lots of royalty there last night including William and Harry. Well, the Valtrex one strolled in around 2am and when she saw Harry she must have started salivating because she practically sprinted towards him. What did Harry do? Ignored her. Kept talking to his friends. To get his attention, Paris did what she always does. Some kind of stripper grind that works with the likes of Benji, and other guys who can't get any, but not with Harry. He finally did look up, stood up, shook her hand and walked away from her. Nice. Oh, you know he knew who she was and he also knew what she wanted and I love it.

So, what does Paris do? She goes over to where Prince William is sitting with a woman who was not his girlfriend, and does the exact same dance right in front of him. It was like she was waiting for a tip or at stripper school they only taught her one dance or she has no creativity and no imagination which is why she has the same vacant stare on her face year after year. William noticed her, and Paris did get to sit down for about ten seconds. William then got up and left her sitting there alone. Wow. Paris I'm sure then called Benji and told him to buy her something.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is she sniffing around other guys when supposedly she has declared she lovesssssss Benji.

At least these boys were smart enough to get away from her LOL.

Sarah Jane said...

Oh that makes my morning. thanks Ent :)

kris said...

hilarious.

canadachick said...

she should've told William she was really Britney Spears - he's always crushed on her......

stiffkittens said...

Its bad enough that she exists, but now she's going around trying to herpy up our royal bloodline!

Shouldn't there be a man with a butterfly net following her around? She would fit in so well at the pound - dogs are killed there all the time. Just paint her cage pink , put mirrors and a stripper pole in there and she'll feel right at home.

jagerlilly said...

Hysterical! When is that airhead going to grow up???

Kristen S. said...

100s of years of breeding and manners pay off! Yeah for the Princes!

MontanaMarriott said...

Princess Diana is smiling down upon her boys, RIP

jax said...

my god does this girl have no dignity?


HAHAHAHA! sorry that was funny.
i'm starting to think Benji plays for the other team...

Sinjin said...

BWAAAAAAAA-HAHAHA-HAHAHAHA! (*deep breath*) BWAAAAAAAA-HAHAHA-HAHAHAHA!
I offer a toast to the princes with my decaf white mocha with whipped cream. Cheers!

sillyme said...

This news also makes my day. I'd have to jump off a bridge if my beautiful Harry went for a round with that filthy pig.

kimi said...

I would die to see that on video. No way she could get those princes even for just an hour. Anyone that hooks up with that whore is a loser.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

I really wish this skank would hurry up and OD or drive her car at 70mph into a wall or something.

maryja said...

Well, I wouldn't wish harm on anyone but, yes, when will her 15 freaking minutes of fame be up already?

nunaurbiz said...

She's been after them for YEARS!!!! I wouldn't be surprised if Prince Charles sat them down and told them he'd let them do ANYTHING (or anyone) but encourage her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Judi said...

Yes, Jax, she has none. This is the best news all day!

Unknown said...

Has anyone seen this happen in person? I would PAY to see this happen in person.

Do you think that's why she gets paid to party at clubs?

Eeny Beeny Meeny said...

Where are the paps when you really need them!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Glitter said...

Oh, Gad. What a pathetic loser. Look at her face. She is already haggard. And why is she wearing white shoes with black tights. That reeks low rent/hooker.

Jazz Hands said...

ooh, Jax. You could be on to something with that "Benji's gay" idea. Remember when the rumor was that Paris was going to pretend to date Larry Birkhead? Then she shows up with Benji instead...

Mommy-md said...

Wow - I can't imagine having less self-respect...

PotPourri said...

Does she really think she is smart enough to pull a seduction move on a royal? Wow, what an idiot. Having said that, she is still a smart idiot.

JOLLY ROGER said...

HOW DO YOU DO... ROYALTY

Diana

She did lots of things that helped the Royal Family become more up to date. How does fannying around, crying lots, marrying a jug eared mumbler, f**king Will Carling, filling up my TV with “portraits” of herself, getting mangled and making me miss a weeks television whilst praying for the death of a major song writing artist, help anything?

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