Thankfully they are not remaking Scarface. I'm also especially thankful they are not remaking it with Bobby Brown. It probably would be funny, but lose much of its edge. I would keep waiting for Whitney Houston to come in and ask Bobby to help her wipe after she goes to the bathroom. If you didn't see their show you won't get that reference. That's ok. Just close your eyes and imagine her saying it. I'm actually saving you the pain of hearing her say it because she and Bobby went into much, much more detail about what that process actually involves.
Bobby gave an interview to mtv.com. They actually do seem to care about musicians even though they don't play music anymore. It's nice because Bobby really doesn't have anyplace else to give an interview to. Bobby says that at the height of his fame he thought he was Scarface. He had a big desk just like in the film and kept a huge pile of coke on it at all times. Now I'm getting the picture where all that child support money went.
Anyway, Bobby said, "Every time I walked past my desk, I'd make a line of coke from one end to the other. I'd take a straw and snort a line the same way Scarface did it in the movie. You couldn't tell me nothing. I felt like I was Tony Montana! The world was mine! I never had to look for coke; I kept it plentiful. There was times when I went on my binges and would lock myself up in a room for days at a time just getting high."
That sounds like fun doesn't it? Being locked in a room with Bobby Brown for a few days while he snorts up an entire desk worth of coke. You don't find that kind of fun at Disneyland do you? Ahhh. Good times.