Monday, February 23, 2009

Quick Hits


Nicole & Joel Breeding Again - Well considering how adorable their first kid is, I really don't blame Joel Madden and Nicole Richie for having another one. Plus, hey this is news. They actually have money to raise their children. Shocker. Joel announced on his website that the couple are expecting and I am genuinely happy for them.

Mel C Has A Baby - Now Mel C can join in with all the other Spice Girls because she now has a child. Mel C gave birth over the weekend and now all of the Spice Girls have given birth to at least one child. At some point I am sure all the kids will decide to go on tour together.

Ecstasy Stops Gang Crime - In one of the most ridiculous statements I've heard in awhile, Stone Roses bassist Gary Mounfield says that all gang violence would stop if everyone started taking the illegal drug. He might be right, but dentists would do a land office business from people grinding their teeth into nothing.

David Beckham Takes Viagra - Not really, but a Chinese company has been running commercials with David's picture suggesting that David takes their brand of Viagra in order to stay sharp on the field and in the bedroom. Unfortunately there isn't much David can do about the ad. It was approved by the Chinese government so the odds of it getting pulled down are probably slim to none unless David agrees to go play a match there or something.

12 comments:

Pookie said...

i hate to rain on the baby parade...but i somehow find the joel/nicole news disturbing. i know baby 1 has grounded her considerably, but i foresee a nicole breakdown down the rd. :(

not on my dollar said...

Nicole and Joel have been planning a wedding for a couple of years now and yet haven't made it to the altar. Somehow now they're ready to have another baby. Okay I guess if it works for them it works for me.

twunty mcslore said...

Does this Gary guy realize that regular use of X turns your brain into swiss cheese and cripples it's ability to produce seratonin? Uh, that spells more violence, not less.

Quintessential Southerner said...

it's rumored that nicole is still on the 'h'.

did anyone 'get' enty's comment about anjelina jolie seeming disoriented? i think she's the actress leaving home and checking into hotels to shoot 'h'.

sad.

jax said...

i doubt Nicole is still on heroin.
i can recognize that shit from a mile away and she just looks like a tired mommy,not a heroin addict.

i'm happy for them. that kid is freakin cute.

Goodgrief said...

Are these 2 the answer to the blind a few weeks ago that said yes she is pregnant but they have been fighting to much to announce it. I think it was around mid January, but I am too lazy to look it up. I thought it was Jessica and Tony, but I guess it could be Nicole and Joel.

not on my dollar said...

Jax, last week Enty said that Angelina looked like she was on something, do you think it was heroin?

I know she had this problem in the past and now wonder what "something" Enty was referencing.

stiffkittens said...

Quintessential Southerner - Do you know what blind that was (about the druggie actress)? I can't remember anything about someone going to hotels to do heroin - unless this is that made up Ted blind lol.

not on my dollar said...

Oh and about David B. how can they get away with using his picture and the insinuation? Does he have a contract with them that I'm not aware of?

princessj1987 said...

Yeah. I don't think Nicole is still doing heroin anymore. Maybe a little suburban mom pill popping but not heroin. Hope she stays clean during the pregnancy.

bionic bunny! said...

NOMD, the chinese do what they want to do. period.
copyright infringement is huge, and there's nothing anybody can do about it. you see a lot of corporate rip-offs (there was a big flak last year about some VERY grown up underwear with "disney" characters on it, i think enty posted it, too. they also have a big "happy fun land" or something that rips off every name brand theme character and ride you can think of). they're just in their own little world and under their own laws there.

not on my dollar said...

thanks bionicb. that's pretty sad.