Friday, December 04, 2009

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - This married former A list television actress and now a struggling C has been trying anything and everything to get a television show for herself. Not reality. She wants a talk show and there is only one person standing in her way. That person is a former reality star turned sometime actress who is actually much more famous than the preceding description would lead you to believe. Our former A list actress never misses the chance to talk smack about her perceived competition and will say anything to anyone to have the chance to host the show.

#3 - In related news, this former B list television actress and now a well known D has a side gig as a business person. Not wanting anyone to know who she is when she calls she uses a different name other than her very recognizable real one.

#4 - What mom and former A list television actress and now a C list joke answered her front door to trick or treaters in a shirt that exposed all when she reached for candy. Moms and dads were not amused. OK, well maybe the dads were amused. I mean she is again but they probably still took a look.

63 comments:

Ol Cranky said...

#4's got to be Pam Anderson, there doesn't seem to be anyone skankier than she is

dunno about the rest

nunaurbiz said...

Pam Anderson for #4?

MontanaMarriott said...

Enty, you know i love ya big guy but i hate it when you make these BI vague as fuck! lol

Good guess on Pam Anderson for #4

Sylvia said...

#4 thought right away of Ms. Skank Anderson hehehe.

littlemanwhatnow said...

too vague...way too vague

B626 said...

Pam
Jenny McCarthy
Kathy Griffin
got nuthin

sunnyside1213 said...

Why wouldn't #3 want to capitalize on her name? Unless she is running an escort service or something worse.

Funny Girl said...

Did anyone else find these very difficult to read?

Pam sounds right for #4. Still trying to work our #1, 2 and 3.

lutefisk said...

I thought #3 was Pamela Anderson. I never thought she was A list.

Funny Girl said...

Lisa kudrow, nicolette sheridan or lisa rinna comes to mind for #1

Lori said...

3 - Mischa Barton.

Funny Girl said...

nevermind on nicolette sheridan, since she's not married.

Anonymous said...

For 1 and 2 my first thought was Kirstie Alley and Jenny McCarthy but Alley is divorced and technically McCarthy is a former game show star as opposed to reality star.

So, nevermind I guess.

Merlin D. Bear said...

I go with Pam Anderson for #4.
And Kathy Griffin for #3

Don't know and don't care about 1 or 2.

Just sayin'

Tea Lady said...

OK, what's the missing word from #4's description? What is she again? These are all so vague as is...going to have to think on them awhile. Also, does A list television mean they've won an emmy or not necessarily?

nancer said...

i also thought of kudrow for number one.

it drives me crazy when words are left out like in number 4. she is WHAT again???????

Cecilia00 said...

Ok, I know it's a joke and the title of her show, but I simply do not see Kathy Griffin as even close to actually being D-List.

Strong B Emmy winner.

Pam Anderson for 4 sounds right though

warmislandsun said...

I like the Jenny McCarthy guess as #2, or "former reality star turned sometime actress". Kirstie Alley doesn't fit ( ha ha ) for the married star, though.

I am curious about the Micha Barton guess for three.

domingo said...

4- I was thinking Tori spelling as the "candy" reference made me think of her mom

Julie said...

#3 Fran Drescher? did anyone say that?

#4 I kinda like the Tori one because her rack is all weird? so maybe men are grossed out but intrigued by it?

1 and 2, i'm not gonna touch for now.

helenaonwheels said...

Was Pam Anderson ever an "A" list actress? Now she's more a of "D" list joke than a "C".

linnea said...

i dont think there is a missing word... doesnt he just mean aging?

sunnyside1213 said...

linnea, I think you are right. Enty must be starting the party without us.

Anonymous said...

meh-on these BI today, sorry enty.

Going back to Celebitchy to read all the HILLARIOUS Tiger/Ambian sex jokes.

Ed said...

1. Lisa Kudrow?
2. Kim Kadashian?

3.Sarah Michelle Gellar? Debra Messing

4. Denise Richards

Anonymous said...

Lisa Kudrow and Elisabeth Hasselback or whatever her name is... Has she ever acted? I know she was on survivor..

Bella said...

#4 - Pamela Anderson. Is she really C list? That may be stretching it...

abby said...

Agree that Pam can't have ever been A list and isn't C list now.

Anonymous said...

How about Kirstie for #4, if there is a missing word 'fat'?

Miss X said...

2. Kate Gosselin. She's taped a talk show.

Anonymous said...

Tyra Banks for # 2. She has a talk show (so she is competition) and is technically a reality star because of America's Next Top Model and also b/c of the more famous than what a reality star usually is. Plus she has been in small acting parts which could explain sometimes actress.

rose said...

Kate G hasn't done any acting so she can't be #2.

I like the Jenny McCarthy guess but I don't know if Singled Out qualifies as reality.

PJ Nelson said...

Pammy wasn't A list during Baywatch's heyday? I didn't watch it - but I would have thought she was up there. I'm for her at #4. I got nothin' else.

matia moo said...

jenny garth for #1?? need more clues...

Louise said...

#1 - ?
#2- Paris Hilton
#3 - Carmen Electra
#4 - Pam Anderson

Dr Spaceman said...

Sarah Michelle Gellar for #1 - Former A list TV star (buffy) and Nicole Ritchie for #2 - former reality star and sometimes actress

The others are too vague.

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Jamie's Girl said...

Actually Kirstie has been politicking with Oprah to get a spot, and guess what happens, Jenny McCarthy becomes a leader in Autism, blowing Kirstie out of the water.

Mango said...

#3 is Kirstie Alley - She's now selling Avon


#'s 1, 2 & 4 - I got nuthin'

Jennifer said...

Jenny McCarthy is no "leader in Autism" -- she is a dimwit whose stupid opinions about autism we are forced to hear because she looks good naked. If it were JM, I think it would have been mentioned that she is also an author, since she wrote a few piece-of-crap parenting books. (Forgive me -- I have a young son with severe autism, and take it from me: JM is just ... awful.)

Michelle said...

What about Valerie Bertinelli for #1. She has guest hosted on Rachel Ray and been on Oprah lately.

Emily said...

What about Megan Mullally for # 1 and Sharon Osbourne for # 2? I checked and Sharon has done some acting...
I have no idea for # 3 and # 4

linnea said...

jennifer - i feel for you. i am also one of the people who are outraged at her irresponsible way of spreading lies about autism

Choice said...

# 3 = Kirsty Alley
# 4 - Pammy Anderson. Those poor kids seeing that.

http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/

C said...

Jennifer - do you remember when JM wouldn't accept her child was autistic but instead called him a indigo child

Tea Lady said...

I'm going for Elisabeth Hasselbeck for #2. A conservative talk show gig for a woman conservative could only mean the View, so that would explain why whoever #1 is would think Elisabeth stands in her way (I don't think it could be Heather Locklear or Patricia Heaton for #1 but could it possibly be Angie Harmon? Was she ever A list tv for her roles on Baywatch or Law & Order?).

I think #2 is Elisabeth because she started out on Survior Australia, but she's done "acting" (herself, but still) in Ugly Betty & Medea Goes to Jail to name a few and she's very well-known.

I'm still stumped on #3 (don't think it's Kirstie selling Avon, think it's someone doing phone work) and #4 (who I definitely do not think is Pam Anderson).

one canary said...

I think Michelle's guess, Valerie Bertinelli, is excellent for #1. She's finished with Jenny Craig and would be clamoring for work while her name is still popular. No idea for #2 though

one canary said...

Dang! Valerie isn't married.

BeauSaxon said...

Anyone think #1 could be Patricia Heaton from Everybody Loves Raymond?

Hello it's me... said...

Pam Anderson starred on Baywatch which just happened to be an international sensation.

She was - without question - A List in name recognition and remains known although not for her work...

If Pam Anderson isnt C list then what was Anna Nicole Smith and why did anyone care about her?

Hell, Comedy Central did a roast for her...

Kim said...

*highfive* to Jennifer on the JM ain't a leader in Autism, I have a severely autistic son and JM is mental. If her son was "cured" in the way she claims, he was not autistic in the first place.

I like Kathy Griffin for #2, she's done some acting, but has two Emmys for her show on Bravo, and she was on the short list for the opening on The View. I can't think of who fits the qualifications who KG is feuding with, though and Kathy is never quiet about that stuff.

I'm gonna throw Megan Mulally out there for #3 just because I see her as a shrewd business type.

Totally Pam for the win in #4

Lucy Hollingsworth said...

#1-Why do I think this is Melissa Joan Hart? I think I've been reading the Coke Mom blinds too much.

#2-Has to be Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

#3-Fran Drescher. She has a skin care line.

#4-Love the Pam Anderson guess. I was also thinking Tori Spelling, but would she flash her goodies like that?

C said...

Raven Simone for 1 ?

http://www.zimbio.com/Raven-Symone/articles/18/Oprah+Raven+Symone+Daytime+Talk+Show+DEAL

Méchante said...

#1 Jennifer Garner. She has been pitching a show for moms since 2007 and the blind obviously fits - she's married, was an A list TV actress (Alias), and I would say she is a struggling C list now. As for who she is talking smack about? My guess is Kathy Griffin. Bravo is trying to make a talk show and this article shows they are thinking of using Kathy http://www.theinsider.com/news/1573871_Kathy_Griffin_s_New_Talk_Show_Format

#1 - Jennifer Garner
#2 - Kathy Griffin

#3? No clue

$4 - Pam Anderson

Ol Cranky said...

@ Kim (Jennifer & C) amen to all of you about JM. I agree with Kim that I highly doubt JM's son, considering how she's "cured" him, was autistic - it sounds more like he has some sort of metabolic disorder. JM has told so many unbelievable stories about herself and her son (I mean, one time she claimed he was blue and the hospital was giving him an hour to get better or they'd ventilate him but she saved him - I was shocked no medical associations call BS on that story - if the kid was visibly cyanotic no medical professional is going to let him continue to be so severely hypoxic without intervention. .. but then again JM, like Tom Cruise, knows so much more about medicine than anyone who has actual clinical training. . .)

Jamie's Girl said...

Jennifer, I also have a young son with autism, and I thank that she is someone who has politicked on behalf of it, and has made sure no one sweeps it under the rug. Remember, before her, it WAS swept under the rug. I don't like her either, but the Mom world does, and yes, Oprah IS offering her a show, and YES Kirstie was soliciting Oprah for it, but what happened was exactly what I said. JM appears on the scene, and Oprah gets cold with Kirstie and hot with Jennie.

Kim said...

I like that autism is not being swept under the rug anymore. I hate that it's the new go-to disease for kids. Now that ADHD has run its course as the pop culture kid's disease, now it's Asperger's Syndrome and if autism wasn't so popular, maybe some of these kids could get the right help.

JM's kid had an allergy or a metabolic issue, or an overdose of heavy metal, something like that. All of those things have reactions that mirror autism, and if enough of us parents of "real" autistic kids stand up and say "that's not autism", maybe a few of these kids who are misdiagnosed can get help instead of being in special ed all their life and some of the dwindling funds can go a little further.

(I still think it's Kathy Griffin for #2)

Melanie said...

#3 is Brooke Shields. She was a TV star on Suddenly Susan but is now hocking eye lash treatments and toothpaste.

Melanie said...

And what about Jennifer Hudson for #2? She was on American Idol and is a serious actress now... but maybe too famous for this clue.

Katja said...

#3 Soleil Moon Frye? In 2007, Frye, along with two friends, opened The Little Seed, an environmentally-conscious children's specialty boutique in Los Angeles

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Saz said...

1 & 2 is likely Kirstie Alley and Jenny McCarthy. Kristie used to be hot with Oprah and I remember Kirstie going on Oprah and talking about all these projects she had planned. But now it's all about Jenny, and when was the last time any of us heard of Kirstie and her "projects"?

For 3 I like Fran Drescher, I could see her doing that, especially since she doesn't seem to be acting, but everyone still knows her name.

For four, definitely no-pants Pam Anderson. Who else who wear something so skanky?

Jonathan said...

About Kathy Griffin: Declaring herself D-List is a self-deprecating tactic that has worked wonders considering how successful she has become, there's no way she WAS B for stuff like Suddenly Susan and is NOW a D after she's got her OWN hit show and 2 Emmy's.

Not to mention Kathy would NEVER not use an opportunity to capitalize on herself as a celebrity.