Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Another Tiger Woods Affair


US Weekly must be kicking themselves that Tiger Woods got in the car accident over the weekend. For the past several weeks they have been working on a Tiger Woods affair story and it would have been huge. But, one fight with your wife and an encounter with a fire hydrant later and all US Weekly has is another woman named Jaimee Grubbs (former Tool Academy contestant) who says she had a 31 month affair with the golfer. She has texts and photos and even a voicemail from last week from Tiger saying he thinks his wife knew about the couple.

So if she was having sex with Tiger and that other woman who met with Carol Allred yesterday is alleged to have had sex with Tiger and Tiger's wife was having sex with Tiger how did he find time to play golf and play it so well? Obviously having sex equates to being a better golfer. It must be true because it sounds like he was having lots and lots and some of it with his wife. Lucky her.

30 comments:

Nosey Parker said...

I feel sorry for Elin.

Anonymous said...

You know I really thought Tiger Woods was one of the good guys. He and his wife looked like they were happy being married. But again another celebrity acted like he was happy which he was not.

canadachick said...

well he like them trashy on the side doesn't he

Vikingwench said...

Gloria Allred?

Unknown said...

I think this kind of behavior, cheating is to somewhat be expected from a sports star. Not that I condone cheating, but I'm hardly surprised Tiger was out, spreading his love amongst the roughest looking women he possibly could be with.

These women are so nip/tucked, noses lopped off, that its somewhat amusing to me, considering how beautiful Elin naturally is. I can even wrinkles, which you cannot see on the plasticity he cheats with.

I am always amazed at how men cheat with women that aren't even remotely as attractive as their wife. Take Steve Phillips - beautiful wife at home, then he cheats with an overweight Brooke Hundley who is certainly not the cats meow.

Sorry for the tangent but I'm offended for those wives.

Nosey Parker said...

The FHP is holding a news conference at 3:00 PM ET.

Sounds like they want Tiger (DUI?) not Elin.

RocketQueen said...

This story gets juicier and juicer.

kimmypie1 said...

@k - I read something about this phenomenon somewhere. Something about men cheating with women less attractive than their wives because they know the lesser attrative women will be easy to get and control. sick bastards, all of them!

Babs said...

Let's just hope 'little Tiger' was wearing a raincoat during all his friskiness... Maybe Golferboy brought home something more incriminating than lipstick on his collar.

Pookie said...

elin is so gorgeous, wth was this homely tool thinking?! he should be thanking gods of fortune to have landed her.

Alice D Millionaire said...

Vikingwench you took the words out of my mouth.

sunnyside1213 said...

Wonder if Elin will kick him to the curb?

Thisisridiculous said...

She'll be better off without his sorry ass. Take him to the cleaners I say!!

Lolita Breckenridge said...

Didn't we all think that Tiger and Elin were the couple in which she said she was on birth control, and she wasn't, just so she could have another child? Or did Enty reveal that?

My point is, no one is that oblivious to affairs. I'd bet a mortgage payment Elin knew about most of them, and that more are going to come out to get their 5 minutes of fame, a la the stripper with Josh Duhamel.

Of course, the real losers in this situation are the children. As always.

jax said...

carol allred? no drinking before noon enty. it only f-cking tuesday.

kris said...

Let's start counting...how many more women will come forward..

..and the count down...til Elin leaves...that's gonna cost ya Tiger!!!

lutefisk said...

I also hope she cleans him out--she is young & beautiful--she should take the kids & dump him publicly--& kill his endorsements.

amazonblue said...

Dlisted had a story a few days ago that Tiger had already gone jewelry shopping to get a "Kobe special".

Lovely, just lovely...

Unknown said...

This is turning out to be the sloppiest cover-up in history. Escalades have high rear seats, which would create a very difficult obstacle for her to even try and extricate him from the rear window. Judging from the snaps of the car wreck, he would not have needed to be pulled out of the rear of the vehicle. That's just for starters. I could go on, but like everyone else I'm getting sick of this story.

They were fighting, probably drinking, she was furious about his cheating going public, (the key word here is public, Tiger has been a notorious cheater for years) she went after him with her hands/nails/club, he took off in some state of upset/inebriation (remember no alcohol tests were administered on him--at least that have been made public), they go to the hospital and things were kept quiet for over 12 hours, and now he won't show his face to the cops or allow them to question him. Oh, and two more women are coming out with claims. One reportedly has voicemails from him. Not much left to cover up really, is there?

Audrey said...

I too am disappointed. Yesterday there was some speculation on here that Enil and Tiger were the solutions to the blind about the girlfriend lying about using the pill but then getting pregnant against his wishes. If this is the case, the she definitely deserves what she got. If this isn't the case, then again, I agree with K, you should know better. But I really did think Tiger was one of the "good ones".

As for cheating on women not as attractive as one's girlfriend or wife, at the end of the day, men want DIFFERENT women - a variety, not necessarily women that are more attractive than what they have.

Cupcakewalker said...

Some of the speculation about Elin seems cruel: Tiger and Elin were married nearly 3 years before the birth of their first child, so she couldn't have been the answer to a blind about a 'girlfriend' who 'lied about being on birth control' (that's a fucked up thing to have as a blind IMO -- as wrong as it is to 'trap' a man with a kid, every man has the choice to rubber up to avoid that). Why throw that into a comment unless to argue that Elin doesn't deserve sympathy in the face of now multiple public humiliations? Harshness.

I also guessed that Tiger was the answer to Enty's blind about the married first-class golf-pro-'ho, but that's because the only other golfer I could think of was John Daly. Elin may well have assaulted Tiger, and if so, she should be charged, but how do we know that she wasn't both horrified and surprised with this rumor coming out?

B626 said...

With them on top as to not overtax his bad knee!

Paisley said...

This was the blind about the birth control. It's from January 9, 2009 when Elin was pregnant with baby #2. It could be a lot of people.

Which mega-athlete got duped by his wife? She swore she was on the pill but wasn’t, and that led to an unexpected bundle of joy.

TinselSass said...

Confession... I actually feel sad for Tiger.

He was raised almost as if he was "science project" with little time for relationships. He became a global business entity in his early 20s, surrounded since then by people making money off/living off of him and unwilling to hold him accountable for anything other than his golf scores. Every woman he has ever met - including Elin - has gold digger genes. That's the reality (and word is she has very expensive tastes and demands). I know he has revealed himself to be a total D-Bag disappointment but weirdly, his lame press release was an attempt to protect Elin and his family. Yes, it was a truly amateur effort the backlash of which is now opening the flood gates for all the other ugly truth to come out.

Being a human can be very difficult. Especially when no one around you demands the best from you (and perhaps, you were never taught what that meant).

Tara said...

It's true that most people cheat with others who aren't attractive as their spouse. And, it's usually not looks that are attracting them, it's the attention, the sex, whatever it is that they are lacking from their spouse. So, instead of actually talking and trying to work things out, they go and screw things up even worse.

It's a crazy, crazy world. I don't blame Elin one bit if she tried to beat his ass with a golf club. I would have done the same damn thing.

Lisa (not original) said...

"Obviously having sex equates to being a better golfer."

Hell yeah.. even a quickie in the clubhouse equates to strokes off on the back nine. Everyone knows this. :)

PotPourri said...

I don't feel for Elin. She was a trophy wife married to a dogfaced idiot, who had some talent and made millions. Why did she marry him? Millions and fame. She'll have millions, and no fame now.

Linnea said...

Im not so sure she was a trophy wife... and i do actually feel for her. Being humiliated in front of a whole world... jeez. But maybe she did know what was going on, I have no idea.

Tara said...

How can you not feel for someone whose husband has cheated on them (probably while she was pregnant, too) and then it comes out so publicly. As someone who has seen it happen, it's embarrassing enough to just have friends know, but to have the entire world talking about it...

My heart goes out to her and especially to their children.

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