Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Two People Fly Together - They Must Be Dating


Have you ever been on a plane with a celebrity? Hey, well congratulations because you are obviously dating them. Did you get off the plane at the exact same time as the celebrity? No? Well then you must be hiding your relationship with them. For the past week it seems that every tabloid has tried to put Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom in some kind of relationship. They both attended that Morocco thing last week. Now, I am too lazy to check but I'm guessing that if two people are in LA and they want to get to Morocco and leave the same day they will probably be on the same flight. I'm guessing there aren't that many flights that work out. So, last week Orlando and Jennifer flew to London and connected to Morocco. Well, according to the tabloids they took great pains to not be photographed together when leaving the plane. Whatever.

They don't mention that in London Orlando met his girlfriend Miranda Kerr and the three of them flew to Morocco together and the three of them were photographed together in Morocco and they all flew back to London together. Nope. Where the story picks up is that Miranda flew to New York from London and Orlando and Jennifer to Los Angeles on the same plane. Wow, a second date. Maybe they had sex on the plane and she is pregnant and will show the world she has moved on with her life. When they got off the plane they were not together. Uh oh? Trouble in paradise. Did Orlando leave her for the flight attendant who is an Angelina look a like?

17 comments:

Thisisridiculous said...

Anything to sell a story. I'm really sick of the Aniston and her "owe is me" card she seems to play so well. Don't any of you tell me she doesn't thrive on that sh!t. It's what makes her relevant.

Pookie said...

using that logic, daaaaaamn, i've been around. and i'm pretty pissed b/c i got no secksi time out of it. i'm obviously doing something wrong.

Anonymous said...

I really don't like Aniston, never considered her a good actress and still don't get it why she gets paid to be in the movies as the main character.

Also tired of the poor, poor me face.

shazzzba said...

THIS IS THE COST OF FAME...I DON'T MIND JEN, SHE'S SMART ENOUGH TO PRODUCE HER OWN FILMS...AND I THINK
SHE KNOWS HER STRENGTH AND WEAKNESS'S
AND I JUST BET SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND...
WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BEEN A FLY ON THE WALL WHEN SHE WAS WITH GWENIE.....

Terrance said...

They are both repped by CAA so this is no surprise. Why would anyone think they Orlando would leave Miranda for Jennifer?

sunnyside1213 said...

Good lord...who next for her supposed beau. Last month it was Gerard Butler. Funny that they never linked her to Jason Bateman. She is making a movie with him too. When will this get old.

sunnyside1213 said...

Oh, before Gerard, it was Aaron Echart.

Tenley said...

The bottom of Jen's face is starting to look jowl-y.

Green Wave Gal said...

OMG...That means I'm dating Joshua Jackson!!!!!! We were on the same flight to Vancouver a few weeks ago!!!!

Lana's Blog said...

@Terrance, I agree. If he left Miranda "GORGEOUS" Kerr for boo hoo face, that would be an enormous mistake.

WBotW said...

LOL

Jess said...

Orlando and Jennifer have the same manager who obviously booked that paid Morocco gig for his clients. I also found it hilarious the damage control their manager tried to do with people mag over the weekend. Orlando desperately needs the press anyway what's he been doing since Pirates of the Caribbean? Yeah nothing.

Bella said...

Isn't it obvious? Of course they're dating! (said with major sarcasm)

Judi said...

Orli's going to dump Miranda for Jennifer. Riiiight.

suicide blonde said...

hmmmm..the Brangies have breached the gates..got to get bigger dogs.

justpeachy130 said...

Isn't Orlando gay anyway?

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