Monday, November 30, 2009

Blind Items Revealed

Monday, January 12, 2009
Today's Blind Items

I'm sure the fans of this married world class golfer with the perfect image would be shocked to know he cheats on his wife on a regular basis.

Tiger Woods

70 comments:

Karmen said...

HA! I knew it! I even thought of this blind when I heard about the news. Did someone bring this to your attention, or did you reveal this of your own accord?

trogdor said...

Hell ya, now we're talkin'!

Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend.

RocketQueen said...

Yeah, figured as much. Shame.

TinselSass said...

When the car crash news "broke" over the weekend (followed by the Reese-Jake splitsville announcement), I realized once again how much I appreciate Enty and the CDaN community for adding perspective and honesty to out celebrity-driven culture.

(I also looked forward to all of you resuming posts today!!!)

kris said...

WOW WOW WOW....you rock Enty!!!

ballyhoo. said...

i had totally forgotten about this blind! you're so awesome enty!

Tea Lady said...

It's an early New Year's present!! Thanks Enty!

GladysKravitz said...

I know, TinselSass! Hasn't it felt like an extra long weekend without Enty? He blogged on Friday, bless him, but Saturday and Sunday STILL felt longggggg.

As for Tiger, uh, that golf club she used to get at him was the dead giveaway. You know he has to value his golf clubs quite a bit--anyone NOT angry with him would have used a tree branch, a hammer, whatever she found in the garage, not a handcrafted plane driver or putter or whatever she used. Breaking that window was done in rage, not as a way to save him, mark my words.

Rickatoo said...

Reese & Jake -
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20323262,00.html

LOL

Kingrey said...

A site, I believe it was Radaronline, quoted a friend saying Tiger was going to Zales to get a "Kobe special". This early reveal is just in time!

Christine said...

Enty rocks. Tiger? Not so much. Thanks Enty!

sunnyside1213 said...

Tiger issued a BS statement that the wifey rescued him. Oh puleeeeeeeees.

NotSoAnonMom said...

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.... What a mess.

selenakyle said...

WHOA! Yep, we knew this one.

My money says Elin scratched up her hubby's baby face fighting on Friday night, then chased him out the door with a club, whacking out the truck windows then dragging his ass outta the truck for a beat down!

But sadly the neighbors had already called the law and so now the story is that Elin "acted courageously" by pulling Tiger out to save him.

Mmmmm Hhmmmmm.

Nosey Parker said...

ITA w/GladysKravits =]
Elin could have used anything to break the window!

TMZ says the house had surveillance cameras, but the tapes have probably been erased.

Thanks for the reveal Enty =]

Nosey Parker said...

From TMZ -

According to a witness, Tiger was wearing shorts, a t-shirt and no shoes. It's illegal in Florida to drive without shoes.

Where was he going at 2am without shoes on?

Beensie said...

Team Elin!

Pookie said...

i'd forgotten about this bi!

for someone so homely-looking, tiger sure does get around.

and not to condone violence, but good for elin, she's just not gonna take it any more.

Cheryl said...

Michael K has all Tiger related posts tagged Elin Don't Play.

linnea said...

i TOTALLY agree with you, M.

And I cant say I condone violence either, but beating up an SVU never hurt someone. Oh wait, it did.

Theresa said...

Zales?! I'd grab another golf club...

.robert said...

@Theresa, hahaha

Nosey Parker said...

LOL Theresa =]

canadachick said...

i always wondered if he was the answer to this blind item :
"Which mega-athlete got duped by his wife? She swore she was on the pill but wasn’t, and that led to an unexpected bundle of joy

i think it was !

Patty said...

Dumb a$$. He had it all and just nookied it away.

Patty said...

Dumb a$$. He had it all and just nookied it away.

ballyhoo. said...

oooh, canadachick might be onto something!

Adventurous Kate said...

THANK YOU, ENTY.

Your blind was the first thing I thought of when this news broke!

Now -- I don't think we're going to be seeing some meek Vanessa Bryant behavior from Elin. Would not be surprised if she threw him to the curb immediately. I mean, again. ;-)

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Tammy said...

I called this one back when the original was posted. I live in Isleworth and EVERYONE knows he was up to no good.

Lady J said...

No surprise that Tiger cheats, don't most athletes. Elin packing up her s**t and leaving would be a surprise, I hope she does. And Tiger no one believes your story, so please think of something better and try again.

Mooshki said...

Should we all go over and post on that blog that says all of Enty's blinds are fiction? :)

jax said...

i knew this..when he was engaged.
he was trying to date a girl i knew who was in LA and trying out for the Laker Girls..he was VERY persistent.

gossipmonger01 said...

I knew it! What is so sad is this blind was 1 month before she gave birth to their second child. I don't condone violence, but if I am at home with two kids under the age of three and my husband was running around with a fame grubbing skank and took her to Australia...welllll let's just say I don't entirely blame her.

Babs said...

Great idea, Mooshki! I read through some of the postings on that "other" site this morning - boy, somebody sure has their panties in a twist! Wonder just what Enty did to piss off "Anonymous Anna", or whatever he/she's calling him/herself...

linnea said...

hahaha. i had forgotten about that site. Went back and checked on it, and i have to say that my fav comment was the one about CDAN readers just being desperate to have friends, and thus they are afraid to question who ENTY is...

Hilarity.

sunnyside1213 said...

Mooshki! What a wonderful idea. I always get confused at that site. Never sure what she/he/it is saying.

nancer said...

there's no bigger tiger woods fan than me. i'm very disappointed in him. however, i'd like to know what people want him to do? tell us every fucking detail of what led up to this? he has no obligation to do that and i think any idiot can figure out what happened here---and has.
he fucked around and got caught. he knows it, and we know it.
i'd like to see him play in his tournament this week and move on.

i also think the police down there must have better things to do than investigate something that happened on private property and is obviously a private matter.

figgy said...

Excuse me, but isn't Elin a stunningly gorgeous woman?

That said, any woman who marries a successful athlete HAS TO accept that he will cheat. A lot.

not on my dollar said...

AHA! So that's why I never drank the Tiger Woods koolaid.

He's a great professional golfer and an equally great personal jerk!

Pookie said...

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing!


^been tortured w/ tiger jokes all the live long day. time to torture my cdan fam. ;)

jax said...

oh you missed all the posts she had up about me being the true writer...and if you are reading this Anna:

What kind of pathetic, no life loser spends their days BLOGGING about the goings on of another BLOG? If anyone needs a social life and freinds...

jax said...

nancer, are fire hydrants public property? cuz they aren't in Canada.

what do we want him to do?
BE A FUCKING MAN AND TALK TO THE COPS. that's a start. this coward is too scare to lose his endorsements...and what you are suggesting is a prime example of Celeb Justice. the ironic thing is he's looking worse by hiding than if he actually aided in the investigation.

jax said...

oops i meant they ARE public property in Canada.

Anonymous said...

@jax -- I think he's hiding so as not to get his wife arrested and/or charged with domestic violence. In Florida, the state can charge or arrest someone for domestic violence regardless if the person they battered want to file charges or not. Considering that she (allegedly) chased him with a golf club and swung at the car (in addition to scratching his face), is pretty compelling in my opinion to charge her. The double standard has been stated before, but if HE did that to HER, we would be asking for his head right now.

Not to make light of what she did, but could you imagine her reaction if she got charged with domestic violence????? Tiger really would have something to fear then ...

selenakyle said...

I'm just wondering how scratched up his face must be if he can't attend his own dang tournament in CA...

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lana said...

my friend is a bartender at a famous golf club/course in san diego and he said tiger is always wasted/faded at the restaraunt/bar there. big time party guy but i wouldn't blame him because he always wins when he is in town.
i love how elin kicked ass!!! way to go girl!!! put your bitch back in his place!! seriously cheating on your gorgeous wife who was pregnant with your son is disgusting!! especially with that tacky looking trollop whose obviously a private escort!

lutefisk said...

I wonder what their pre-nup is. That should be interesting.

Caroline said...

Tiger is lucky Elin has a quick temper and went after him with a golf club. A sneakier woman would have poisoned his Wheaties and not given him a chance to get away.

jax said...

i wonder if these same people praising elin are the same that threw the side eye to Chris Brown?

same shit. no excuses.

genesis said...

I dont think Elin could hurt him much with her bare hands unless she kicked him in the nuts first, I mean....she scratched his face...that's attack your man if he's cheating 101, NOW if she REALLY wanted to mess him up she would've gotten the golf club BEFORE the fight if she had planned this shit. She just sounds crazy and he sounds like he regrets marrying her in the first place since hes cheating on her or like he didnt wanna marry her at all. I wonder if the neighbors have surveillance...

This whole situation is messed up. Somebody give the kids to a grandma cuz lord know what theyve seen.

nunaurbiz said...

nancer, he needs to talk to the cops. As I saw on one sports site earlier today, how many people do YOU know who can say "F*you" to the cops for three days straight and not get away with it?

He needs to talk to the cops and if he wants to say to the media that it's a private matter, that's one thing. But the fact that he hailed his wife as a HERO on his own website, despite all evidence to the contrary, and the fact that he knows damn well that he's a role model for probably millions of people, he now needs to come clean and say, "I made a mistake and we're dealing with this. Sorry."

I for one don't begrudge a celeb for wanting privacy in a family matter, but don't LIE and expect everyone to fall for it and give you a free pass.

And if his advisers are telling him to hole up, say f*you to the cops and lie to the public, he should fire them.

If his advisers are telling him otherwise and he's refusing their advise, they should QUIT!

Audrey said...

m - I agree with you. He's protecting his wife.
Enty - thanks so much for the reveal. I immediately thought of this blind when I heard the story over the weekend.

nancer said...

he does not 'need' to talk to the cops. they 'want' to talk to him. big difference.

people say 'but what if the situation were reversed? if he'd clocked HER, you wouldn't be saying that.'

well, he's a man, he's not physically intimidated by her, he's not being held hostage in an abusive situation. they had a huge fight, and she went nuts on him.

it's private.

as for the hydrant, he hit it. there---now he doesn't have to talk to them about that either, and if they want him to pay for it, i'm sure he will be happy to do so.

Mooshki said...

My head knows you're right, Jax, but my heart says "kick him in the 'nads!" :)

Anonymous said...

Elin beat his ass.

Tiger won't show his face because his wife gets arrested for domestic violence when it becomes clear the scratches weren't from the accident.

He also won't show up because it would hurt his pride as an athlete and a man for the world to know that his skinny, blond wife kicked his ass. They will stay together because there's 100s of millions of dollars at stake.

There is indeed a double standard here for a few reasons.

1. If Tiger had allegedly hit her, people would be calling for his head.

2. Although the police don't need to talk to him, they want to. If any regular citizen was contacted by the police for a conversation, the police would be beyond suspicious when said person didn't agree. Keep in mind that the police don't have a warrant and it was a single car accident, so there's no criminal investigation at all.

3. Don't issue statements about your wife being a hero when there's evidence (911 call and her initial statement to police) that she's the perpetrator.

Titular Head said...

A lot has been said on various sites disparaging the "go, elin" sentiment. I'm of two minds on it. I mean, I can't say that I wouldn't beat the CRAP out of my husband and father of my child if he were cheating (and I'm by FAR the breadwinner). On the other hand, didn't Elin sign on for a cheating husband when she married someone wealthy whose job involves extensive and frequent travel?
I'm thinking that things are even at the Woods house. Elin has made her point. Don't get caught.

white lorelei said...
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white lorelei said...

This is a classic example of what happens when people have been allowed to become idols and also to be surrounded by their "people" who make sure the boss is happy because he's their ticket to the good life.

I'm always amazed that they think we're all so stupid to buy whatever story they tell (and when we don't: make up a new one). This might have worked back in the day when the only news we got came through the filter of a newspaper or the TV, but in this day of self-publishing on the internet?

Fahgedaboudit.

He's toast and he's toasted himself. No sympathy. Not for getting assaulted (not cool regardless of gender), but for trying to position himself above the rest of us. Money buys a lot of things, but it doesn't buy superiority.

shakey said...

I think it was on Excess Hollywood that I heard all the windows were broken except for the windshield, and Elin pulled him out from the back seat.

So perhaps she did a number on the SUV, and he cowered in the back after he parked the car between the hydrant and the tree.

I know this is serious, but it amuses me to picture him screaming like a little girl as he ducks in the back, watching his beloved club hit the window.

Wil said...
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Wil said...

Ya .. I totally thought this was Phil! Cait still swears up and down he is a total man-whore.

Never liked Tiger .. so I guess it doesn't crush me one way or the other. Feel bad for Elin, though.

@ Theresa .. LOL!! Best bring back Tiffany!!

Yo Tiger! Mind those fiery Swedes and fire hydrants!! Also beware if your wife finds out you are cheating and screams FORE!! [**Not a condoning of Elin's behavior.** Simply a little golfer to golfer advice.]

Jamie's Girl said...

He's a total douchebag. His best friend is Carson Daly, another douchebag.

sinjicat said...

Wasn't there also a blind about a golfer leaving behind his golf glove???

We all thought that was Tiger too

linnea said...

Of course you are right, Jax. I dont think its alright for her to beat him up at all. That tiny, skinny blonde woman chasing after the car with a golf club and hitting THAT, however.. I dont know. Maybe I also find it amusing cause her parents are so famous here in Sweden, and are always calm and collected and correct all the time.

jax said...

oh don't get me wrong, it sounds fucking hilarous on paper,but i'm just not on 'team elin'

B626 said...

And the downward spiral begins

Anonymous said...

How the fuck is that even a blind item? because there are no other world class golfers with a perfect image.

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