Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Brittany Murphy Has Lots Of Creative Differences


Brittany Murphy blew some coin and had her publicist release a statement about the whole airplane from Puerto Rico thing. "The allegations currently circulating on the internet about Brittany Murphy and her husband Simon Monjack read like a fictional plot from one of the 50 plus movies Mrs. Murphy has successfully completed without incident. She was not nor has she ever been fired from any job big or small. Mr. Monjack did not engage in any alleged scuffles. Though due to creative differences Mrs. Murphy and the production mutually parted ways. As far as wanting to allegedly ’sabotage this project’, to the contrary Mrs. Murphy wished this production nothing but the best. Puerto Rico gave Mrs. Murphy a brief insight into its wonderful culture and warm people. Mrs. Murphy would like to take this opportunity to thank the public for their continued support.”

First of all I don't recall any Britanny Murphy movie ever talking about this kind of situation so it doesn't sound like a plot from one of her movies. Never been fired? From any job? Not even when she was in high school? Waitressing? Nothing? That is quite the remarkable job performance record and something which she should be very proud.

Creative differences? Ahhh, got it. So, the whole Tinkerbell thing? Creative differences. The Expendables? Oh yeah, creative differences.

I will say this for her publicist. It is pretty obvious she didn't even talk to Brittany when she wrote this. Anyone could have written this. It doesn't really give you warm and fuzzies does it? Even the whole Puerto Rico thing sounds like she is forcing it. Who thanks the public for their continued support for an incident like this? You save that crap for when you get busted for drugs or have a murder charge hanging over your head, not for when your husband goes to the hospital for a couple of hours.

19 comments:

Adventurous Kate said...

That is one godawful statement! That's intern quality. Sheesh.

I kind of want to take a stab at rewriting it...

Adventurous Kate said...

"The allegations currently circulating on the internet about Brittany Murphy and her husband Simon Monjack have no truth to them whatsoever. Mrs. Murphy was not fired from this job. Mr. Monjack did not engage in any alleged scuffles. Mrs. Murphy and the production amicably parted ways, and she wishes them nothing but the best."

Pared down, it reads SO much better...

Ice Angel said...

And what is with the whole "Mrs. Murphy" thing??? Wouldn't her name be either "Ms. Murphy" or "Mrs. Monjack?"

whole lotto luv said...

Ice Angel, I was thinking the same thing.

RocketQueen said...

Yeah, very weird statement. And I think we know very well she's been fired from past jobs - once you lie about something like that, the rest gets thrown out the door in terms of credibility. Get yo' shit together, Brittany.

ali said...

I wonder what kind of creative differences they had... Does ppor acting count as creative differences?

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Brit's dealer is trying to break into the biz so in exchange for a bag, she let 'em write the release so they would have something to write on the resume. It's hard to come up with good sounding shit when you are high. Cut them a break guys! If that was an actual agency that released that statement, it must have been an intern that wrote it or maybe it was "take your kid to work day". In their defense, would you send your A game up for her at this point? It's a shame, she had a lot of promise at one time.
Lose the old man and get your ass to rehab already.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

creative differences:

Brit wanted to do dope while filming and the company didn't want their project to suck.

sunnyside1213 said...

My thoughts exactly Blah.

Anonymous said...

I haven't read anything about this incident. Does anyone know what they are talking about?

classalpha said...

... Britt's r"Em"aining *PR reps/FLACKS* (if She even HAS *any* "left") ARE abject LIARS... 'JUST' as She *is*... because according to an "Em"side "source" (...*cough*someone@imdb.com*cough*...) Britt was "Em"deed FIRED from the set of *that 'Caller' flick* 'JUST' before Thanksgiving (11-26-09)... which means She did NOT leave PR until 4 days later... giving credence to the "rumor" She was 'DEAD' set on staying around to sabotage... the "set". Also... Her *BLACKMAILING FAKE/FONY/FRAUDULENT rabbi "husband" aka SKUM-jackA$$* got "Em'to fisticuffs w/ some 'Ricans 'JUST' before being BOOTED off the island... perhaps *he* was "Em"temping to "score" some *drugs* for the flight "home"...



... so 'NUFF SAID

Pookie said...

dear publicist,

you deserve both firing and serious side-eye for this 'release'.

not everything that leaves your desk needs to read like a résumé. ie: "...a fictional plot from one of the 50 plus movies Mrs. Murphy has successfully completed...".

you have single-handedly assured that not only you look like a douche, but that your client joins you in douchedom.

regards,
pookie

lutefisk said...

ia that a box full of giant onions?

nunaurbiz said...

Maybe she is taking the same advice from the people who told Tiger to issue a false statement and evade the cops..... Just sayin'...

mooshki said...

Aww, so good to hear from you again, CA!

abigail7881 said...

Huh? What does the press release mean? All I heard was that the husband wasn't feeling good on the plane and went to the hospital for a while. What else happened?

Dead Angel said...

Mrs Murphey hasn't paid her publicist in a VERY long time and this was her big kiss off by said PR firm.

I'm still cracking up over Mrs Murphey... is she married to herself or simply to embarrassed to use her felonious, shady drug dealer husband's name?

Does anyone else think he is one of the ugliest men on the planet, and has a horrible hairy, pear shaped body that looks like it's rarely bathed other than me?

It's inconceivable to me she wasn't blackmailed into marrying this troll.

classalpha said...

... @ "Mooshki"... pleasure to meet *your* "acquaintance" again...

... @ "Sexecution"... I've been told Britt's basically BROKE... because She IS being BLACKMAILED by *SKUM-jackA$$ who's* SIPHONING OFF Her "funds" because of *some surveillance video* and various 'OTHER' "Em"criminating "Em"vidence *he* has over Her...

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