Thursday, December 03, 2009

Intense Marriage Counseling Or Negotiations?


The Tiger Woods drama doesn't go away. Everyday more and more people come out of hiding and get their fifteen seconds. Not fifteen minutes because there are too many people to track. Rachel Uchitel which to me sounds like a cell phone company says that she did have an affair with Tiger and was lying to protect him. Well, her lying may have paid off because her press conference scheduled for today was postponed and reports are that she is getting big money from Tiger to stay quiet and shut the hell up.

Jaimee Grubbs continues to be the most likely to grant an interview and appear at a club opening over the next few months. Reports today said she has tried to appear in Playboy and was turned down. She will probably get her wish now. She has also made sex tapes and had lots of threesomes. Good times.

Many sites are reporting that Tiger and his wife are engaging in intensive marriage counseling. The Daily Beast says what is actually going on is a renegotiation of the pre-nup. They state that Tiger has offered to pay to Elin $5M right now and will give her $55M if she stays for two more years. I think she should ask for more. I mean Katie is being offered $75M to just have a baby and Tom Cruise has way less money than Tiger.

Meanwhile all of Tiger's sponsors have stuck right by his side and are never planning on leaving. They don't care how many people he has sex with outside marriage as long as he keeps winning tournaments. Makes me proud to buy the companies that line up behind him.

Finally a third alleged mistress has said she didn't have sex with Tiger. Don't worry there will be plenty more.

41 comments:

jax said...

phelps smokes a bong on a couch and loses endorsements and tiger drives off barefoot on meds...and nike sits back and counts their money.

i wish tiger's dad was still alive, he would not be amused.

Adventurous Kate said...

He won't change. He has no reason to. He'll just get smart about phones, voice changers and nondisclosure agreements.

Caroline said...

What Jax said.

C Dan said...

i don't know if I'm crazy or not (well I am, but whatever....) but I'm having a "fuzzy memory" and I think it includes Tiger's dad cheating on his mom. Or am I thinking of Joe Jackson? or Beyonce's Dad? or Joe Simpson?

Can anyone help me with this? One way or another, because it is driving me bonkers!

WBotW said...

"They don't care how many people he has sex with outside marriage as long as he keeps winning tournaments. Makes me proud to buy the companies that line up behind him."

Oh please. PLEASE! Why in hell SHOULD the sponsors care about how many girls he screws on the side? Since when does that have anything to do with athletic ability OR the ability to sell a product?
The only people with the right to be pissed at Tiger Woods over this crap are his family.

flwrgurl said...

loves it!!!

Adventurous Kate said...

C Dan, there were rumors about Beyonce's dad a few months ago. I think a woman made some kind of claim. Not sure about the others.

C Dan said...

sunnyside1213:

Ohhhh, I already think the "is he stupid" question has been determined to be "um, DUH!!!" :)

Idiot Watcher said...

I can't believe Buick is still willing to work with Tiger. The guy gets in the car crash heard round the world, and it's in an Escalade!

Anonymous said...

It's rare for a celebrity not to cheat on his/her spouse.

121007 said...

sunnyside, i think he meant on her voicemail message. So if she took off the 'hi this is .... leave a message' thing then when his wife started dialling numbers she wouldnt hear a woman to be suspicious of, just the robot voice with the number.

E said...

What's the point in offering his wife $55 million to stay with him? He clearly wants to slut around like a single guy, and I doubt his sponsors care about his marital status.

Audrey said...

121007 - I think he really did mean the display on his phone. His vm says that his wife was scrolling through his calls, which means she saw her name.

Jax - excellent point

Sylvia - agreed. Fame and power make men feel like they can get away with anything and a lot of women let them.

Finally, it really, really sucks that these mags are providing positive reinforcement, i.e. $$$, to these women who knowingly had sex with a married man. They did something wrong too - they should NOT be paid well for it.

Audrey said...

I stand corrected, I guess she could have masked her outgoing calls so Tiger's phone wouldn't show her name on Caller ID.

Anonymous said...

I would like to announce first, right here on CDAN, that I have not had sex with Tiger Woods.

selenakyle said...

He likes his wife all perfect and virginal-looking but he likes his strange to look hard and slutty.

Madonna-whore complex? Or maybe the can't-do-it-after-babies thing? Or perhaps just straight-up cheating manwhore...

Mango said...

Tiger, you're such a DOUCHE!

Tiger only liked to date gorgeous blonde white women and landed a prize; Elin is reported to be a thoroughly nice girl and we never saw reports of her out partying or shopping or acting out. She bears two of his babies and he fucks around on her. I hope to god he used condoms and didn't bring any skanky disease home to her. He might have been to stupid to do so because he didn't have the brains to buy a second phone for his trysts. Probably because Tiger the almost BILLIONAIRE is too cheap! It's reported that the bastard never tips.

121007 said...

Ahh, Audrey perhaps im wrong then. I just assumed he had her number saved under some fake male name and that his wife was digging to see if she could catch him out. :)

Either way, hes still a douche.

selenakyle said...

I thought the same thing at first, Idiot Watcher, but then remembered reading that Buick dumped him a whole ago...

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Susan said...

I'm so over all these talking heads and others saying this should be private and he's only human.

Nobody forced Tiger Woods to be a married man. I don't fault him for wanting to get his groove on, but when you ask someone to be your wife and say those vows they need to mean something, god damn it.

Everyone has pressure. Stepping out because of all his pressure with three skankadelic hussies? God knows how many others are? Yeah... sounds like a lot of pressure. I would think keeping his stories and lies straight would be a TON of pressure.

Bottom line is, his selfishness, ego and "because I can" actions will only hurt those who love him - his wife, children and family.

Guy's a fucking douchebag in my opinion. He has and is the American dream: Beautiful wife, healthy children, boatloads of money, gorgeous estate in Florida, millions of fans. Am I really supposed to pity this fool?

If you want to be a playa, don't get married.

And seriously, I so do not condone violence, but I love his wife for her golf club firestorm.

I hate to see people divorce, but I don't know how you forgive and forget something like this.

RocketQueen said...

I agree with Selenakyle - virginal wife and rough trash on the side seem to be his M.O. I personally don't get it, but whatever. If I were his wife I'd be running him through the full gamut of STD tests and be negotiating HARD. We all know he's going to pay her stick around for a while, I just wonder how long? Poor kids.

Kim's World said...

I didn't think it would be an issue with the kind of cars because they are both GM. I agree this has nothing to do with his endorsement because their are probably ppl on those boards that are cheating too so they don't care his is a golfer and good at it that's why the endorsement. Seriously I understand non celebrity and famous ppl not knowing about cheating but when you are famous google is your friend. I am not blaming her just saying.

linnea said...

what jax said.


also, dont you think that rachel girl must have hired that lawyer (gloria???) in an attempt to get out of some kind of contract with tiger? And that she managed to find some loop hole, so she was going to go public, but got some more money for it?

At this point I just dont see why he would pay her, though. We all know he has been cheating, it wont matter to his wife AT ALL-

so I guess that means she was about to tell some really nasty stuff about him?

Dianne P said...

His sponsors will not care unless he is caught having sex with a man. In another month it will be like none of this ever happened.

Laura said...

Perhaps Tiger's next sponsor should be Trojan.

My mom who is 75 WORSHIPS Tiger. I'm surprised she doesn't have an actual shrine in her living room. I could never stand the guy, so I'm kind of enjoying this shitstorm, just like I love it when he misses a putt!

linnea said...

alright, forget about the whole 75 million for a baby with tom cruise - would you stay married to tiger for 80 million?

Audrey said...

linnea - absolutely!! (as long as I can have my own "fun" on the side)

BlahFrickinBlah said...

That chick earned every red cent from Tiger that she will eventually walk out of that house with. Good for her. He's a douche. I'm not shocked. Poor, unknown dudes cheat so I don't know why everyone thinks that rich celebrities are not going to. If you are going to cheat, you are going to cheat. Being rich just makes the pickings better, that's all. That's a personality affliction if you ask me. You are either loyal or you are not.

Garden Keeper said...

I watch Tiger because he is an amazing golfer. I don't care if he is married, single, or has 20 girls back in his hotel.

And when he's at the Master's, I'll watch again.

bflogurl said...

Susan,

I agree with everything you said 100%

lutefisk said...

it makes you wonder if he married Elin out of love, or because being a family man & married to a beautiful, wholesome blond woman upped his image.

figgy said...

I too agree with Susan.

If he wants to fuck around like a cat in heat, then why the HELL did he get married so young??!! Shit, he could wait and do the baby thing when he's 45+, after the oats have been thoroughly sown.

OR, if he planned to marry and fuck ho's on the side, then he should have found a woman willing to agree with that situation.

I feel awful for Elin, and she's so sweet too...shit.

Quintessential Southerner said...

"Tiger only liked to date gorgeous blonde white women and landed a prize; Elin is reported to be a thoroughly nice girl and we never saw reports of her out partying or shopping or acting out."

wow, i never knew blond haired white females, even bleached to death, still held in such high regard in the eyesight of whites. and they are so innocent too. gee, i guess the rest of us brunettes and redheads are worthless cattle. sheez...people.

RocketQueen said...

lol @ Quint - you didn't know that?!? Hell, we brunettes have been painted as nasty women in media forEVER

NYC2008 said...

I think Tom's psycho church is paying the $75 million.

jen3921 said...

Tiger totally has Don Draper syndrome. He has the beautiful, blonde perfect trophy wife w/ 2 kids, but insists on having affairs with crazy, brunettes.

Pookie said...

cheating men suck. at the end of the day, whether elin knew about his whoring around or not, she's got to be heartbroken. that's her husband, father of her children. that's got to hurt like hell, tabloid maelstrom notwithstanding.

linnea said...

jen, you are totally right!

genesis said...

least no ones talking about glambert anymore

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