Thanks to all of you who found the Lindsay Lohan Cash warren story for me. It is probably my favorite story of the week. Forget about Tiger or any of that. All week I have been trying to think of a reason why Cash Warren would ever think about making out with Lindsay Lohan. Yes, he has cheated in the past, but I haven't heard anything like that since he was married and with Lindsay? Really? How dark was this club and how wasted was he?
US Weekly described the kiss as raw. When I think of Lindsay and raw I think of disease and open sores. I know they wanted us to think it was passionate and animalistic. I'm just saying they should think about their subjects more and realize I now have spent the better part of two days wondering if there are any open sores on either of them. I mean wasn't it last year that LA Rag Mag or someone said Jessica Alba has herpes and got it from Derek Jeter. So, if she has it would it stand to reason that perhaps Cash has it also? I don't know. I do know that when I read things like this and my imagination takes over I just want to live in a full body glove.