Friday, May 18, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

If sometimes trampy, always crafty Veronica Bee-Stings can find love, then we all can, right?!

That's what Awful Truth's broken hearted club is hoping, at least. Because we recently caught wind that our dear VBS—who never met a husband she couldn't steal or a lie she wouldn't tell—isn't just hooking up with her current beefcake B-Lister.

Nope, Ronnie has been bitten by the love bug. And how!

"She's telling everyone she knows that she's in love," a close pal of Veronica's dishes about the surgically enhanced starlet and her boy toy of the moment, who (if you believe Ms. Bee-Stings) might be "the one."

How trés romantic, no?! Sounds like someone's ready to get wifed up!

Actually, on second thought, that's not saying much, as Veronica has always been known to fall hard and fast for the many men in her life. At least that's what she wants you to believe...she values the paparazzi pictures of her and her famous beaus far more than any TLC they give her.

That is, until now.

"She's changed her ways. Really!" her friend promises. "She's not interested in setting up tabloid pictures or flaunting him on the red carpet. She actually likes spending time with him. It helps that he's crazy about her too."

All her ways except one.

We have a feeling she isn't exactly revealing her nasty secrets to this dude either, ya know, in case her rather risqué past makes him want to cut and run.

So instead she'll keep those sexy skeletons buried in the back of her closet, behind all those Hervé mini-dresses and designer pumps.

AND IT AIN'T: Katy Perry, Charlize Theron, Lea Michele

43 comments:

Cathy said...

Blake and Ryan, sitting in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G

MadLyb said...

@Cathy - Yep!

Monica said...

Paris?

EmEyeKay said...

I know this is Blake, but what's with the AIAs? How does she relate to Charlize?

MCV2989 said...

but does blake really have enough rumors surrounding plastic surgery to warrant; "Veronica's dishes about the surgically enhanced starlet"?

and "bee-stings" leads me to believe it is a young media figure with obvious lip injections?????????

NapAssasin said...

Hopefully a trollop from fox news!? Scandalous!

NapAssasin said...

Or maybe it's Shepard Smith! He's finally coming out!

Jeneral said...

I was thinking Cameron Diaz with her recent boob job and many boyfriends. Not sure who she is dating now though.

jessica maria said...

MCV2989 - her obvious nose job made the rounds tabloid-wise when she got the Gossip Girl gig because it/she looked rather different coming from the Traveling Pants movies...

MM said...

MCV2989 - Also, when her nude pics were going around the internet, people were also saying that it confirmed that she'd had a boob job as well.

kriss_t said...

Any starlet particularily fond of Herve mini-dresses (I know nothing about Herve) --- and is TLC a hint?

MISCH said...

The nose and boobs, but she has great legs...even with the work Blake isn't pretty...
But then Ryan isn't exactly exciting...
But secrets don't stay hidden, just ask Angie....

moussemaker said...

Rose McGowan?

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FS said...

yeah the top suspect at Blind Items Exposed is Blake Lively. I just go with them because Ted's writing makes me dizzy.

CarolMR said...

Because of TLC, I was thinking of Stacy London, but she doesn't have any famous beaus.

bobbi_1025 said...

Blake is the supposed muse for different designers and recently got a whole closetful of shoes. Definately her. Plus Ryan is
Definately B- on a good day

Jslo said...

Jlo

Ingrid Superstar said...

I now say "AND IT AIN'T" in my daily life all super sassy with my hands on my hips and rolling my eyes.

Katie said...

Nose job and boob job that she always denies

RenoBlondee said...

In the first Bee Stings blind I think; he said she had the boob job done with the extra fat injection procedure so they looked so natural. That's why it's "Bee Stings" (boobs, not lips) This is def Blake.

auntliddy said...

Flying without a net, I'm gonna say Jlo.

Cosette said...

kim k wears a lot of those dresses. if the Herve fits....

ksus said...

J-Love does like her Herve bandage dresses.....but so does Kim K.
I don't know much about Blake so can't comment on her.

Frances Parker said...

who did Blake steal? I feel bad I don't know much about her.

ksus said...

don't know whose husband kim k stole either, but could 'bee stung' refer to butt injection? and kanye gave her that horrible looking pair of expensive boots/shoes from his clothing line so that might be part of the 'designer pumps' himt. also....it says 'beefcake b-lister',
i think it would have mentioned actor if it was ryan reynolds.

i thought maybe kanye was using kim k for the publicity, he needs it more than she does.

i can't imagine though what she could be hiding that would make kanye west cut and run.

Basil said...

Didn't Blake supposedly have an affair with Affleck? Hence husband stealing!

MISCH said...

And she started with Ryan while he was married to Scarlet ( Green Lantern) and then he dumped her...and here we go again.

astrogirl said...

Don't forget Weinstein she fucked him too....doubt it's breaking up his marriage, as long as she gets to play with her too (as a dress up doll)

MrWolf said...

Ksus - There's no way Kanye West is B anything. In rap terms, he's pretty much A to A+.

Go look at the Metacritic for My Beautiful Twisted Dark Fantasy. CRITICS were saying it was the best album since the Beatles. I don't get it, since I'm a huge rap fan and I thought the album sucked, but I guess it worked for ya'll.

Chole said...

Amanda Bynes? She's a huge fan of the minis. Hayden P?

Seachica said...

So can this whole blind be summarized as "this actress is in love"? Seriously, Ted? 1000 needless blowhard words to say what I did in 5 words. Lol

ksus said...

MrWolf, thanks for the info, shows how much i know about rap music.....i thought i was being generous by assuming kanye west was a B.

LynGBH said...

Herve=Bandage Dresses.
Bandage Dresses=Amanda Bynes, Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

Beyond that? I have no idea.

humble1 said...

I would say Eva Longoria. She cheated, stole, and lied to her past two husbands. She put out the fake story of finding text messages on Tonys phone when in fact he is the one that caught her cheating and pushed for the divorce. She also targets married men.

Fairmaiden327 said...

Don't we all wish :)

Fairmaiden327 said...

I had no idea...juicy!

hoopgirl said...

It's obviously Jennifer Lopez

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

I've seen plenty of pictures of Blake Lively in high school and she looks exactly the same. She has a petite chest, so where is all this work she's supposedly had done? I think this is full of shit.

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

Hayden P, on the other hand, just bought her some new tit-tays, so I'd go with her over Blake.

Whoever said Blake wasn't pretty up there is fucking kidding herself. Pretending Blake Lively is ugly doesn't make you any more attractive.

Unknown said...

Def Blake and Ryan. She has definitely gotten a nose and boob job. Not to mention her history of moving in on married men (affleck) and having pals stalk her relationships (Leo and others...). I think Ryan deserves better... But his thing for beautiful blondes seems to be clouding his judgment. I liked him and alanis the most.

Gabi said...

Tramps, crarafty - Pammy Anderson??

Crafty might refer to her 'clothing' label??

Plenty of obvious surgery?

Gabi said...

Um *crafty*