Sunday, September 22, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

October 28, 2012

This B+ actress is on a very hit cable show. She has done and continues to do movies too, but it is really the television show that has made her career. Anyway, she says that within the past two years she had the worst sex she has ever had in her life. One time with this A++ list movie actor. They were both involved in other relationships but a scene got out of hand so they went back to her trailer and tried to have sex, but it was a mess. The actor tried to make it all move quality by lifting her but hurt his back. Then he had troubles achieving full staff and kept complaining that he needed his medicine and they never got anywhere or really did much of anything, but somehow the actor managed to finish and then told her it was amazing. She said that she laughed and cried, but that it made their working relationship better.

Evan Rachel Wood/George Clooney

47 comments:

Rach Around said...

Old man needed his pills.

Renoblondee said...

That's hilarious and sad.

derek harvey said...

pathetic

KatL said...

Holy crap! Awesome reveal!

One question though: what show was ERW on?

timebob said...

I never thought Clooney was gay, he just can't get his winky up anymore. So he contracts beautiful women to be seen with him and play the g'friend card.

Seriously though, that must of been a hilarious scene.

timebob said...

@Katl she was on True Blood for a couple of seasons. She and her character were not very popular at all.

Count Jerkula said...

ERW - True Blood?

Dick pills take too long to kick in George, get yerself some Caverject. It is what all the limp mopes use in porn. Just shoot it right into your dick and you are like spring steel in a moment.

Cookies said...

Im fascinated by age differences here today... In 2012 Clooney was 51 and Wood was 25.

ian mcgrinty said...

Clooney is a disgusting man.

MelOncholy Baby said...

Eh. Not every time you have sex is gonna be fabulous and honestly, you either laugh or you cry. Hopefully they managed to get it right...but if not, no big deal. Life goes on.

Lizzie said...

Sometimes, I feel like the only female who does Not see him as a sex symbol. I still remember him from facts of life, and didn't think he was good looking then either. I don't really get it. I do think he's funny, and great in comedies.

auntliddy said...

I like how, in spite if everything, they laughed at the end of it and became close friends.

Me said...

Yeah, guessing the friendly part ends when he finds out she talks. Was thinking he was asking for pain meds, not boner pills. I remember him saying he hurt his back on Syriana, and that the pain was so bad he considered suicide. Back pain can ba debilitating. Unfortunate.

Sherry said...

So much for the other relationships huh? I can see GC being a buddy to someone after you end it so long as you don't act all psycho.

sandybrook said...

This was worse than Marilyn Manson? Poor George really doesn't get turned on by women too well.

FrenchGirl said...

Is there a sexy scene with them together in Ides Of March?

Kate said...

Hate her, love him. She's just like school in the summer -- no class.

Glitter said...

I went back to read the original comments. Mark nailed this one. Does he still post? On another note, I hardly recognized any of the posters from October 2012.

Cee Kay said...

No, I don't get the appeal of Clooney either. He's so bloody puffed up about himself, and it shows (not good acting, there, George!) I did think he was cute during Facts of Life and Roseanne, though!

Redd said...

There went my opinion of ERW, even though she was excellent in Mildred Pierce mini series with Kate Winslet.

char said...

No, just her and the Gosling

Paint Chips said...

Both hilarious and appalling.

Sherry said...

Wait I think she did have a scene with him in The Ides Of March but it was cut. That's what the whole problem was.




**** SPOILER ALERT****


Her character got pregnant by Clooney's character and she killed herself.

mngddess said...

How is he puffed up about himself? I've seen plenty of his interviews and he comes across as self-deprecating and funny. Amazing how some people view things. And many older men would sleep with a 25 yr old if she was coming on to him.

And he needs pain meds because he had a scene in Syriana where he smacked his head on concrete. He ripped the lining around the spinal cord in his neck and he had brain fluid leaking out of his nose. He was operated on but he says he's been in constant pain ever since.

Kristina Hubley said...

True Blood

msgirl said...

George is weird about sex with Room 24 but he was in severe pain from his injury so meh, nothing to see here. Hey they both had a laugh.

msgirl said...

I guess this answers the gay question!

Karen Dögg Úlfarsdóttir said...

I still watch Once and Again, where ERW played Billy Campbell's teenage lesbian daughter. I loved that show.

On topic: I'd still do the Clooney.

fouxdafafa said...

The blind fails to mention that Clooney was able to finish by thinking about Ryan Gosling.

Pip said...

Too many mutha'uckers, uckin with my sheet!

AIP said...

My God he actually IS turning into Clark Gable!

V said...

@AIP, if that is the case, we need to start looking for his secret daughter or son being raised as an adoptee by the baby mama!

fouxdafafa said...

@Pip It's business time!

hothotheat said...

I'd still do him, but yeah, this is sad and funny.

He needs to date someone his age...

Stannis Baratheon said...

...Ive gotten raging boners just watching her.

Pretty pathetic.

Alexa Rose said...

I don't think Evan Rachel Wood is most famous for her role in True Blood, nor do I think it made her career. Otherwise, great reveal.

evie2345 said...

I agree. She was only on sporadically and was gone from the show long before this blind was written.

Karen said...

She is known for the TV show Once and Again. It was very popular in the early 2000's. He is not referring to True Blood.
Glad to know Mr.Clooney has a flaw! Lol!

sbalb said...

True Blood did NOT make ERW's career. I didn't even know she was on it. Once and Again, maybe, but I'd argue Thirteen (amazing movie) was what really made her.

Count Jerkula said...

@sbalb: only things I ever seen her in are True Blood and The Wrestler.

RowdyRodimus said...

It's second hand but the same person who told me about Dale Jr. and Danica (the former WWE/WCW/TNA wrestler) has told me a lot of stories about Clooney they got from Stacy Kiebler, well his wife got them from her anyway. Dude can't get it up and when he can he'd be perfect for a role in the Justice League movie if he plays The Flash.

B. Profane said...

ERW was very hot in Running With Scissors.

If Clooney has erectile problems due to a spinal injury, I feel for the guy. A lifetime of collision sports has left my back all fucked up and there is no worse misery. Hasn't affected my stallion reflexes though.

Simon said...

I think ERW got her fame from the movie Thirteen. I never bought the rumors Clooney was gay at all.. Hey, George, aging sucks...thank god for the pill fix.

Lighter side said...

Gee Enty, maybe you should have actually watched the film before making this story up because they have NO love scenes together in this film and the ones between her and Ryan weren't really all that "steamy" to begin with...as in no "heat" whatsoever...trust me, I saw it.

Nice try though kiddo but this is one BIG FAIL!

crila16 said...

Ummmm...isn't George gay?

Snapdragon said...

@Lighter side, scroll up to see the comment with a "**** SPOILER ALERT****" warning. Sounds like scene was cut.

This item just made me chuckle. Sort of sounds the type of thing that could happen to anyone.

(I really liked her True Blood character. Different strokes, I guess, ha ha.)

gr8p said...

Why does he need pills? Was he born without a tongue?