Friday, March 30, 2018

Blind Item #6 - Himmmm

This (A- list mostly television actress on a long running network sitcom) confessed over lunch recently that being single again is not what she'd hoped it would be. "This is the longest I've gone without getting laid since I lost my virginity", she said. She then proceeded to list all the guys, married and single, who have asked her out recently.  She said they're all looking for a mother or a maid, and that's not her. She then stunned her lunch partner by bragging about the satisfying online video chat sex she's been enjoying recently with strangers. "Some even say I look like that actress on that show and I tell them I get that all the time", and she laughed.  With total horror, her friend asked her why she'd risk exposure with something like that? "It's totally safe, and it's not like those things are recorded...right?". A face-palm slap later, her friend explained to her that yes - those sessions are often recorded. And posted on porn sites. The naive actress suddenly lost her appetite, and said she needed to run home to take care of something. The friend paid the lunch tab out of pity for her.

38 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Sarah hyland?

Tricia13 said...

Or is Kaley Cuckoo single again?

GoogleSleuth said...

Julie Bowen?

Unicorn Presley said...
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pwal said...

With that bit about 'mother and maid', why am I thinking Aniston?

Unicorn Presley said...

Jennifer Aniston

SDaly said...

Betty White

(First!)

Sd Auntie said...

Julie bowen... she sure is dumb if its her

Melvin The Reanimated said...

Anna Faris. Mom is going on its fifth year, which I think qualifies for long running. And obviously,she ended things with Chris Pratt recently.

TLT said...

Anna and Sarah both have boyfriends, so I'm guessing they're getting laid regularly. This sounds like Julie Bowen.

Manuél Bun said...

Scatterbrained on Chaterbate

Scandi Sanskrit said...

LEAVE BETTY OUT OF THIS

No Wuckin' Furries said...
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SDaly said...

Himmmmmmmmmmmm leaving out the important details - how much was the lunch bill?

T. W. said...

She should have disguised or hidden her face.

T. W. said...

Julie Bowen is a good guess. I have only seen Modern Family in reruns; her character often complained about being a stay at home mom.

It will be interesting to see who this is. Maybe Count Jerkula will find video on one of those sites.

__ said...

I met Julie Bowen on Tinder hookup a few years ago. She doesn’t seem to be aware of her need to protect her image. Oh, she claimed she wasn’t Julie, just mistaken for her all the time. Even though her credit card clearly said it was. Not the world’s brightest woman. I would totally believe she was doing this oblivious to potential consequences.

TLT said...

Said, she was on Tinder while she was married? Shocking it's ended in divorce.

Robynsing said...

Debra Messing

Lucy said...

@__ you can't leave us hanging like that! Aren't you going to provide at least a little tea re: said date?!

Scotty B said...

Anna Farris

Sd Auntie said...

Mom is a great show!!!

mercyprosperity said...

Mayim Bialik

__ said...

Back then, Tinder dates weren’t really dates. They were more meet for drinks or two, determine you weren’t serial killers, and if there was a remote attraction, then back to someone’s apartment. The crazy thing is, I’d met at least 4 celebrity women that way back in the day. Not just Julie. And no, I’m not in the business. Just an average looking divorced guy in his 40s with a decent game.

Southern Man said...

Anniston's way too savvy for some slip like this.

Bumtitty said...

Mr Ed

Cail Corishev said...

The Wall is unforgiving. Also, gotta love the humble brag: "It's terrible, how I keep getting asked out by so many guys of the wrong type!"

Monsieur Pocketrocket said...

This screams rebecca gayheart, in the DM a couple days ago "flaunting her hot body"

Monsieur Pocketrocket said...

Dammit! Sitcom :(

peony said...

+1 @mercyprosperity ... I thought Mayim Bialik, too!

Unknown said...

So not Mayim, her educational background, emotional intelligence,and Lifeskills rule her out...lol

Doug said...

Right, Aniston doesn't seem stupid, whatever else she might be. You'd have to be really dumb to do this and not think it might be recorded.

plot said...

Ever read Mayim's blog? I think she has quit it since she started working again, but that blog didn't show any impressive life skills or emotional intelligence. She did mention her big smart degree, though, every paragraph or so.

Halloweenie said...

This person is an idiot. I mean come on woman.

J F said...

You have a good point. Only person I can think of that is that stupid

.... must be Hillary Clinton

orangesoda said...

The mental image of Hillary Clinton trying to fumbling through her wrinkly rolls is a truly terrifying one.
Thanks for that, J F. I'm going to need an extra large glass of whiskey tonight to forget.

Remie Ross said...

I thought her too

Remie Ross said...

But it's ok because she wiped her screen, like with a cloth, when she was done 😂

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