Blind Item #12
Speaking of bad acting, this B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition and a lucrative side gig is still a terrible actress according to the crew on set. Lucky for her that her new movie doesn't really require much actual acting other than reaction shots to action sequences. Good for her though that she got a headlining gig again though. I honestly didn't think that would happen again outside an indie movie.
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Katie Holmes
Or Biel?
Alba
Gwyneth?
Amber Heard?
Katie about to shoot Doorman with Jean Reno (god I love him)
Amber Heard
Goop is working on Avengers. Jessica B. has nothing going on right now. Katie Holmes has four things going on in pre- and post- production. Alba has nothing going on right now.
What's Megan Fox up to?
Alba is filming a TV pilot, an action story, with Gabrielle Union.
What lucrative side-gig does Holmes have?
Megan has something filming, two in post-production and one in pre-production.
Every single actress mentioned here is terrible, but I do have to admit, some of Jessica Alba's films are my guilty pleasures. LOL.
Katie Holmes has had side gigs as being the face of different brands, like Ann Taylor and some makeup and jewelry collections. And some hair product that I can't remember the name of.
Kate Hudson has her yoga-clothing but she is not filming an action movie.
She is actually the Co Owner/Spokesperson for Alterna Hair care which is quite successful.....
:)
I just came from Blind Gossip and according to multiple blinds there Selena Gomez, Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr are all pregnant by Orlando Bloom! Anyone has any insights?
@yepthatsme - that all four need STD tests right this second???
Their annual April Fools blind. People fall for it. Every. Year.
Kate Hudson yoga or Megan Fox now selling bra's
this has to be Katie Holmes. can't imagine anyone else who is ' this B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition' (Tom Cruise being while she got the A+ name recognition)
Last year it was the Baldwin brothers swapping wives, before that Julia R & Clooney were a couple. Every. Year.
I actively avoid buying things that Katie Holmes endorses.
Does Enty usually do April Fools blinds?
Had no idea Katie was on board with Alterna. I love their hair stuff.
Thanks @SARA,this makes a lot more sense than all of them getting preggo by bloom boy!
This has got to be Dakota Johnson she just finished filming with Chris Hemsworth and is set to start filming with Armie Hammer, the lucrative side gig is probably her Gucci contract
Orlando's sperm hits the target as accurately as Legolas's arrows.
The Blind Gossip April Fool's blinds would be funnier if they were actually posted ON April Fool's Day. Why should I have to be on my guard for jokes on March 30?!
also, if it's Katie, the film could be "Ocean's 8." Since it's an ensemble cast, it would make sense that a lot of Katie's work would be reaction shots.
Dakota was really good on Ben and Kate. Short-lived and I may be the only person who watched, but it was cute.
It’s more than likely an April Fools joke, which should be posted on the actual day... BUT I will say that there’s pictures of Selena on the DM and she’s does look kind of pregnant. Bloated face and baggy clothing.
Second that this is Alba @DonnaMarie and the Bad Boys spinoff. Enty has referred to her bad acting in the past. She is the one with lucrative side gig. And the last line saying "I honestly..." refers to her Honest Company.
Plus all actresses do brand endorsements and appearances. Doesn't really make it a lucrative side gig along the lines of launching / owning a company the way Alba does with THC.
hudson, dakota, and goop would also probably say from acting families. and goop would be an oscar nom/ winner. though none of those are good actors.
garner, alba and katie would be mostly tv, or both tv movies. and are good- ok actors.
heard and megan are both awful actors, movie actors and have $ side gigs....elon and modeling
It's Jessica Alba, lucrative side gig being the co-founder of the Honest Co. ($1billion in revenue)
The reveal will happen on April 1st. There's even a hint in the blind that Selena will confront Orlando *on Easter*.
Jessica Alba.
That blind is obviously the yearly April Fools blind, but I kinda pegged the one from 2/27 that said a dead legend faked his death but was still alive as this year’s. That sounds even more out there than this one. That can’t be true, can it?
Am I the only one who knows Scar Jo can't act? She must've given it to Woody Allen. You can see all the cogs moving.
That's what makes it funny. They milk the prank for a few days then solve & reveal on April 1st.
I loved it!
Actress- Kristen Stewart
Movie- Underwater
Cara Delavigne. That Luc Besson sci fi flick she did flopped HARD.
Can’t act and is a klutz. Takes an army of stunt doubles for black widow.
Andie MacDowell? She ticks every box here.
Gwyneth for the win
i was so sad when it ended!
I would have gone with Schumer, but she's not doing any action movies, or much at all right now. Trainwreck and that other movies with Goldie Hawn were just constant "cut to Amy doing "surprised" face" or "Cut to Amy doing "frowny" face". She can't act, at all, she just makes faces and delivers lines woodenly.
But it ain't her.
It's Jessica Alba with the "honestly" hint.
Blake Lively
@TLT I enjoyed “Ben and Kate” as well
To be different, I'm going with Jennifer Aniston for this one. The movie is Dumplin'. She's a mostly movie actress now, with A+ list name recognition. She's probably B+ list, although I'd rate her a D-. She's probably had more bombs than any other actress in recent years but they keep giving her lead roles. Her new headlining gig: recently in the news that she's going to be teaming up with Adam Sandler to make a Netflix movie. She also has a lucrative side gig with her perfume line.
April Fools jokes =/= funny. And BG tries waaaaay too hard. I honestly don't get why people don't see them coming from miles away.
It's too bizarre Jen Aniston is so in demand. She was good on Friends, but that was it! Hollyweird continues to build up someone who isn't.
Kate Hudson
They said they would not being doing April fools...unless that’s a lie
Out of Katie Holmes, Megan Fox Fox and Jessica Alba (i.e , actresses who generate a lot of disdain who I genuinely like), the Jessica Alba hate always throws me off. I guess I always put her in the Paul Walker category of actors...attractive with limited range, but very good within it and fairly decent people.
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