Wednesday, April 04, 2018

Your Turn

Have you ever met anyone who doesn't take apart an Oreo cookie before eating it? 

42 comments:

TLT said...

No, I have never made contact with an extra terrestrial being.

Former CNN Anchor Candy Crowley said...

I try and try to leave my past behind.

But the bill collectors won't stop calling.

HoneyRyder said...

Only if you’re dunking in milk or crushing for a Blizzard:)

Neil said...

Yes. Me.

Geeljire said...

Yeah, me.
Except I don't really eat my titanium dioxide sandwich cookies as much anymore.

Brayson87 said...

"In every way, of course. I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."

sandybrook said...

Uh me? I don't do that, I dunk the thing in my milk whole or if not having a drink just bite into it.

Geeljire said...

Please tell us the horrible story behind Paul Newman so I can put my Newman-O eating days behind me and perhaps risk of diabetes as well!

Guesser said...

Yes,me. Hydrox are better anyway. I don't dunk,either. Also only eat them at home because,black teeth.

Sign Name Below said...

No, unless milk is involved.

VDOVault said...

The faux chocolate cookies around the white stuff is so nasty to me I just can't eat Oreos or their equivalents.

I can eat the white stuff out of one (though other non-burnt/chemical-tasting cookies also have same white stuff fillings), but the older I get the more disgusting even the white stuff is.

If I'm eating any part of an Oreo these days, there's something wrong with me.

NoNotThatBeth said...

@Brayson87 - today is a good day for a Data quote.

just sayin' said...

My father. He insensitively punished my brother and me for stashing the cookies, sans frosting, under the family room sofa cushions. There were only about 50 under there...I've never understood the man.

rosie riveter said...

I don't take them apart either. But I don't buy them so I won't eat them. My son thinks his grandparents are the only ones who have those hallowed treats

Geeljire said...

https://youtu.be/h9eT0-s1CXU

MM said...

I eat them only in Milka Oreo Chocolate.

Craig said...

Never had one, never seen one in the flesh. They only arrived in the UK about ten years ago and that was long after my biscuit and sweet days were gone.

Undercover_LBD said...

Me.

(Also, Oreo Thins are the way to go. The cookie-to-cream ratio is much more balanced.)

Dena said...

I only like the golden ones and I don't pull them apart. Ok, the peanut butter ones are pretty good, too.

Fyi - You can stick a fork into the white part for dunking so you don't get messy fingers.

Brayson87 said...

@Beth, that was the scene where I knew TNG was going to be great lol

Mhdz said...

Moi

Cail Corishev said...

Ain't nobody got time for that. Junk food should be scarfed down as quickly as possible, so you feel sick and resolve not to buy it ever again.

SDaly said...

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David Howes said...

I try to NOT eat Oreos at all.
They have too many calories.
But, when I do, I just eat them whole.
(NOT in whole bag of them, of course! I just popped an entire single cookie into my mouth.)

=)

gail said...

Never had one. Tim tams on the other hand ....

LA Native said...

I once ate a entire pkg of them when I was young and they all came back up shortly afterwards.
Havent touched one since.

Dusty Fairy said...

I’ve been trying not to eat them as much since I heard they use palm oil which is killing the rainforests and animals :(.

Sal Salington said...

Teddy KGB didn't always take them apart.

americanpanda said...

I prefer the 365 brand over regular Oreos and i like the mismatched ones with one chocolate cookie and one vanilla with the cream inside.
And I just shove the whole damn cookie in my mouth, one by one :)

WickedBee said...

Ooooh Tim Tams!!!
My favourite is biting the corners and sipping some good port or hot cock.

WickedBee said...
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WickedBee said...

*COCOA Pardon my Freudian slip...

Weekittylass said...

Girl, I just sprayed water all over my ipad. You really are a Wicked Bee! Watch out for the Count.

Alexandria said...

I eat the entire oreo...Without milk and shit...yeah I know, but try to understand me, my father didn't love me.

Raging Bunnies said...

Me.

jessorella said...

Me. I’m gluten-free 😒

Ramone Love said...

Is this post secretly about eating pussy?

Humor Me said...

Me.

Hortensia said...

No, this is a post about the Orange thing. He only eats Oreos in which the bag has not been opened. He takes them apart, and licks the frosting off firstly. Then he gives the "covers" to whichever Secret Agent is standing close by. The Secret Agent then has to dispose of the cookie covers discreetly, because the Orange thing thinks he just gave away a treasure.

p swer said...

Eat each chocolate wafer after scraping off and discarding the inner white filling.

a beautiful virago named hope said...

I prefer the 365 Christmas version that has peppermint cream. And I prefer dunking the whole cookie in milk.

Bigbro411 said...

Me.

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