Thursday, July 29, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

Which recently famous reality TV star is trying desperately to get an acting gig? Any acting gig. We mean ‘desperate’ because she’s in talks with a very sleazy pornographer (who we are not wild about and have mentioned our distaste for him once or twice on here) to get a movie deal. We think it is making a deal with the devil, but she is willing to do anything to keep her name in the press.

Not Ali the Bachelorette.

31 comments:

Finine said...

Vienna Sausage!

looserdude said...

Joe Francis being the sleazy porn producer?

chopchop said...

Snooki


*shudder*

cincinnatikate said...

I second both 1st guesses, Vienna and Joe sittin' in a tree...

Icecat said...

Creepy Danielle Staub?

Karmen said...

Snooki was the first who came to mind.

Lady J said...

Snookie was the first name to pop in my head.

Seachica said...

I doubt Snooki is the person because she has the next season of Jersey Shore debuting and is not yet desperate to extend her 15 minutes of fame. I like the Vienna guess alot. Also, what about the bachelorette girl who was on Dancing with the Stars? She seems desperate for fame too.

How about Kate of Jon & Kate? Or does she have a new show?

kimmypie1 said...

Not snookie because she refuses to even wear a bikini (so I have read, I don't watch the show). Not Melissa (the one Valerie mentioned) because she is married and pregnant.

I will go with Vienna and Joe Francis.

Barton Fink said...

I can't wait to see the Vienna and Joe Francis aftershow special. "You said you would love me and stay with me forever if I did that movie with the hermaphrodite midget, but you lied! You lied!"

Unknown said...

I seriously doubt Kate Gosselin would be a candidate. It would go against her carefully orchestrated image as a perfect mother. That Vienna from the bachelor is definitely desparate for any fame/attention...she would fit the blind much better.

svd said...

Gotta be Franken-Heidi. No question.

Ellen said...

One of the Hills girls is my guess!

jax said...

JWOW and Joe the rapist.

selenakyle said...

Either Stumpy (oops, I meant Snooki) or JWoww and Joe Francis.

selenakyle said...

The title could be "Searching for JWoww's Belly Button."

Nosey Parker said...

LOL @ Barton Fink

mygeorgie said...

That's hilarious about Snooki refusing to wear a bikini! She doesn't want to show her belly, but is okay with the incessant handstands/short skirts/thong shots. I'm really sick of seeing so much public hoochie.

blondegossip said...

Heidi for sure. And she'll get bigger boobs before she does the porno, trust.

That girl has fallen so hard so fast compared to her Hills costars...is Spencer 100% to blame or was she deeply effed up before this all came crashing down?

Lived in her CO hometown a number of years and although looks can be deceiving I really don't see how she ended up so weird coming from there. Her mom & step dad run a well established nice restaurant and seem perfectly normal. Town is self is beautiful, small, mellow place to live-drugs aren't nearly as bad as Aspen or Vail--fairly wholesome in comparison. Actually a great place to grow up-good school, something healthy to do outside everyday, kids can safely walk/ride bikes to school. Nowhere is perfect but Crested Butte is damn close.

Ok, so maybe it is all Spencer & add him to Hollyweird water and we end up w/FrankenHeidi?

Sad. Sad. Sad.

Christina said...

I'm on the Vienna bandwagon ...

hunter said...

Definitely NOT Snookie, as many mentioned above, her 15 mins are still going strong.

I'm totally with Vienna FTW.

captivagrl said...

Danielle "desperate" housewife
Joe, girls gone "wild"

and ew.

RocketQueen said...

I really hope it's anyone BUT Vienna, simply because after seeing their confrontation (I never watched the show, to be honest), that Jake guy seemed one of the most fake, lying sociopaths I've ever seen, and I don't want anything SHE does to take away from that.

Lisa (not original) said...

@ blondegossip Heidi was giving off mad call girl vibes from the very first episode of The Hills. Hard to describe, but she seemed so desperate for attention that she latched on to anything that came along. If it wasn't Spencer, another predator would have come along and pimped her ass out.

WaxDiva said...

Danielle/Angela/Beverly

Larry Flynt

GladysKravitz said...

Not Heidi--the blind says "recently famous" and Heidi has been around for a long time now.

I'm going with Danielle. The clue is in "desperate," as in a housewife. And she's bat sh*t crazy enough to do ANYTHING to push the clock to 11 minutes.

Kimberley said...

I totally agree that the Hill's girls are not RECENTLY famous, in the spectrum of Reality TV aren't they fairly old news?

Def. Joe Francis with the 'WILD' clue and I also get the 'DESPERATE' clue to mean a housewife.
Danielle would fit, she's the most popular one with a sex tape.

Yuck

bflogurl said...

Vienna, Vienna, Vienna!!

The Effervescent Diva said...

I am on the Vienna train... uh, no porn pun intended.

Meg said...

While I could see Snooki doing porn (or anyone from Jersey Shore), I think Vienna fits this. I also immediately thought of Joe Douchebag Francis.

Char said...

Duh, Vienna and Joe Francis.

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